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Yakhunt
@yakhunt.net
· Oct 13
Catching a 30 foot wide, 23 storey tall descending rocket in mid-air is a pretty extraordinary feat of human engineering.
(📽️Credit: Space X)
(📽️Credit: Space X)
Nazis have a history of being good at rockets, tbf
I see it's going to brighten up at the weekend, and be FUCKING ARCTIC!
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I see it's going to brighten up at the weekend, and be FUCKING ARCTIC!
Finally got an appointment to speak to a thoracic specialist. 9am ... in fucking Bristol.
Getting out of bed early enough to travel will probably kill me.
Getting out of bed early enough to travel will probably kill me.
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Finally got an appointment to speak to a thoracic specialist. 9am ... in fucking Bristol.
Getting out of bed early enough to travel will probably kill me.
Getting out of bed early enough to travel will probably kill me.
And I'm calling for Nigel Farage to fuck right off.
BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
February 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
And I'm calling for Nigel Farage to fuck right off.
Mick Hucknall to his hair on a particularly humid day
Stupid curling idiots
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Mick Hucknall to his hair on a particularly humid day
Resign, and take the rest of the inbreds with you.
Buckingham Palace issues major new statement over Andrew
The King has made clear his 'profound concern' over the allegations against his brother
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Resign, and take the rest of the inbreds with you.
Bit rich, coming from a pig in a second hand Burton's suit.
Jeremy Kyle is interviewing Reform MPs at a live press conference
Discussing who might take over from Keir Starmer as PM, Kyle just said: "She's had a makeover, Angela"
Lee Anderson: "She's throwing her money away, isn't she, to be honest with you"
*applause from the audience*
Discussing who might take over from Keir Starmer as PM, Kyle just said: "She's had a makeover, Angela"
Lee Anderson: "She's throwing her money away, isn't she, to be honest with you"
*applause from the audience*
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Bit rich, coming from a pig in a second hand Burton's suit.
Today I have been mostly doing ... data recovery @unraid.net
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Today I have been mostly doing ... data recovery @unraid.net
There's a hippy with a guitar murdering Squeeze's Another Nail in my Heart in the pub.
a group of people are standing on a set of stairs in a room .
ALT: a group of people are standing on a set of stairs in a room .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
There's a hippy with a guitar murdering Squeeze's Another Nail in my Heart in the pub.
Yes, takes approximately 4 pints of Carling and a bag, going by most of the Friday night gobshites.
February 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Yes, takes approximately 4 pints of Carling and a bag, going by most of the Friday night gobshites.
Resigned to spend more time with his pet haggis
February 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Resigned to spend more time with his pet haggis
Martin Freeman is waiting for a call for the upcoming series
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Martin Freeman is waiting for a call for the upcoming series
Ere, @mindlesmandles.bsky.social , I was in Salisbury at the weekend, he misses you.
February 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Ere, @mindlesmandles.bsky.social , I was in Salisbury at the weekend, he misses you.
Quote post with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover….
February 8, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Quote post with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover….
I've hit the sweet spot; drunk enough that the music sounds good and I'm feeling happy with the world, but not staggering about being and arsehole.
Don't worry, I'll power through it with more #wankycans and sleep on the floor again.
Don't worry, I'll power through it with more #wankycans and sleep on the floor again.
February 7, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I've hit the sweet spot; drunk enough that the music sounds good and I'm feeling happy with the world, but not staggering about being and arsehole.
Don't worry, I'll power through it with more #wankycans and sleep on the floor again.
Don't worry, I'll power through it with more #wankycans and sleep on the floor again.
Just fuck off
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"That's odd, it shouldn't do that. Let me have a look at the code"
"That's odd, it shouldn't do that. Let me have a look at the code"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Yeah, I'll sort that on Tuesday"
"Yeah, I'll sort that on Tuesday"
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Just fuck off
A free range pig farmer speaks
Never a pen
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
A free range pig farmer speaks
My @unraid.net server is throwing I/O errors, fixing this while drinking won't go well.
Might just set fire to it.
Might just set fire to it.
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
My @unraid.net server is throwing I/O errors, fixing this while drinking won't go well.
Might just set fire to it.
Might just set fire to it.
The beef is marinated in spices and that, time to add coconut milk and simmer it, while I get drunk.
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
The beef is marinated in spices and that, time to add coconut milk and simmer it, while I get drunk.
Tellyclapping egg nonces in the pub singing along to the national anthem.
a baby is covering his face with his hand .
ALT: a baby is covering his face with his hand .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Tellyclapping egg nonces in the pub singing along to the national anthem.
Photo memories threw up one of the old pub cat, sadly no longer with us
February 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Photo memories threw up one of the old pub cat, sadly no longer with us
YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAAAAN!
February 7, 2026 at 11:32 AM
YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAAAAN!
And the third participant was ...
February 7, 2026 at 11:26 AM
And the third participant was ...
The Bacon Marketing Board has gone all yoot
Can't all be bangers yo
February 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The Bacon Marketing Board has gone all yoot
@penk.bsky.social They're playing Pink Floyd in Sips, we need to brick the windows.
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
@penk.bsky.social They're playing Pink Floyd in Sips, we need to brick the windows.
Bit of culture and enough time for a few pints after. Getting old ain't so bad sometimes.
February 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Bit of culture and enough time for a few pints after. Getting old ain't so bad sometimes.