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Yakhunt
@yakhunt.net
· Oct 13
Catching a 30 foot wide, 23 storey tall descending rocket in mid-air is a pretty extraordinary feat of human engineering.
(📽️Credit: Space X)
(📽️Credit: Space X)
Nazis have a history of being good at rockets, tbf
We are having a proper Christmas row because I'm a fucking drunk twat
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We are having a proper Christmas row because I'm a fucking drunk twat
Making an effort for Christmas day in the local, not that any cunt will notice
December 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Making an effort for Christmas day in the local, not that any cunt will notice
I wasn't going to go to the pub today, but plans change
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I wasn't going to go to the pub today, but plans change
She seems happy with her haul
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
She seems happy with her haul
@williamshuttoh.bsky.social world class trolling from Mrs Yak
December 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
@williamshuttoh.bsky.social world class trolling from Mrs Yak
Yes! A proper Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Yes! A proper Christmas
Fall into bed, "Merry Christmas, I love you"
"Just go to sleep, you cunt"
Women are idiots
"Just go to sleep, you cunt"
Women are idiots
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Fall into bed, "Merry Christmas, I love you"
"Just go to sleep, you cunt"
Women are idiots
"Just go to sleep, you cunt"
Women are idiots
Baxter Dury is just a nepobaby Sleaford Mods
December 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Baxter Dury is just a nepobaby Sleaford Mods
Genuinely though. Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Whatever.
Just take one day off from being cunty and spend quality time with the people you like.
Just take one day off from being cunty and spend quality time with the people you like.
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Genuinely though. Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Whatever.
Just take one day off from being cunty and spend quality time with the people you like.
Just take one day off from being cunty and spend quality time with the people you like.
A 6% IPA, it's what the Baby Jesus would want, lads
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
A 6% IPA, it's what the Baby Jesus would want, lads
Merry Christmas, you are all cunts
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Merry Christmas, you are all cunts
Looks like the roast beef has come out OK then
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Looks like the roast beef has come out OK then
We could have been so good together, Alan.
December 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We could have been so good together, Alan.
When I was a younger man, Christmas eve was a mad one, drink, drugs and partying all night.
Now I'm older and don't have the energy for that.
I think I'll cope though.
Now I'm older and don't have the energy for that.
I think I'll cope though.
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
When I was a younger man, Christmas eve was a mad one, drink, drugs and partying all night.
Now I'm older and don't have the energy for that.
I think I'll cope though.
Now I'm older and don't have the energy for that.
I think I'll cope though.
The old dear next door that has Alzheimer's is not doing well.
The neighbour on the other side of us collared me when I got back from the pub. She reckons she went out for a walk at 3.15AM and got back at 5.30.
How the fuck do you know that, you busy fucking weirdo?
The neighbour on the other side of us collared me when I got back from the pub. She reckons she went out for a walk at 3.15AM and got back at 5.30.
How the fuck do you know that, you busy fucking weirdo?
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The old dear next door that has Alzheimer's is not doing well.
The neighbour on the other side of us collared me when I got back from the pub. She reckons she went out for a walk at 3.15AM and got back at 5.30.
How the fuck do you know that, you busy fucking weirdo?
The neighbour on the other side of us collared me when I got back from the pub. She reckons she went out for a walk at 3.15AM and got back at 5.30.
How the fuck do you know that, you busy fucking weirdo?
Abuse geese to own the libs.
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Abuse geese to own the libs.
Clarks and corduroy for a Christmas Eve pint.
December 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Clarks and corduroy for a Christmas Eve pint.
Ham boiled, glazed and baked, sausage rolls made, I'll roast the beef after the pub. Oi, oi, bosh, wallop
December 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Ham boiled, glazed and baked, sausage rolls made, I'll roast the beef after the pub. Oi, oi, bosh, wallop
@westlancsives.bsky.social There it is #ChistmasHam
December 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
@westlancsives.bsky.social There it is #ChistmasHam
"Paedo not poof"
Cat, not cunt . Fukn phone ffs 😭
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Paedo not poof"
She gets fed at 7pm, not sure she's going to survive until then though, she's fading fast.
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
She gets fed at 7pm, not sure she's going to survive until then though, she's fading fast.
Chris Rea properly fucked up here
Gas prices plunge to lowest level in four years just in time for Christmas
Gas prices plunge to lowest level in four years just in time for Christmas
Gas prices plunge to lowest level in four years just in time for Christmas
www.independent.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Chris Rea properly fucked up here
“The U.S. Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me, because I’m a really aesthetic person,”
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 AM
“The U.S. Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me, because I’m a really aesthetic person,”
Chinless reckon
I don't know if throwing fights is gay, but it's for sure illegal.
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Chinless reckon