Andy Smith
@johnneptune.bsky.social
You gotta get down to the noise and confusion
Maybe we could say that big don don can see Greenland but only if he agrees to let greenland put a bag on its head. And then fly him to see Alaska with a bag on its head.
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Maybe we could say that big don don can see Greenland but only if he agrees to let greenland put a bag on its head. And then fly him to see Alaska with a bag on its head.
Pick up the nearest book. Tir. To page 42, post the 2nd sentence.
While this lamb dish, keema pau (p109), sits on our all-day menu, at breakfast we serve a lighter variation using chicken mince- served per eedu (with an egg on top).
While this lamb dish, keema pau (p109), sits on our all-day menu, at breakfast we serve a lighter variation using chicken mince- served per eedu (with an egg on top).
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"By deleting a repository, there’s a very real chance that a project many people rely on will cease to exist."
"By deleting a repository, there’s a very real chance that a project many people rely on will cease to exist."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
‘We are our own worst enemies when we take ourselves that seriously.’
‘We are our own worst enemies when we take ourselves that seriously.’
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Pick up the nearest book. Tir. To page 42, post the 2nd sentence.
While this lamb dish, keema pau (p109), sits on our all-day menu, at breakfast we serve a lighter variation using chicken mince- served per eedu (with an egg on top).
While this lamb dish, keema pau (p109), sits on our all-day menu, at breakfast we serve a lighter variation using chicken mince- served per eedu (with an egg on top).
Bristol! Yes please
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January 21, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Bristol! Yes please
I feel like ive been bumraped by a hard copy of the whole of LinkedIn.
January 21, 2026 at 11:34 AM
I feel like ive been bumraped by a hard copy of the whole of LinkedIn.
WHAT ABSOLUTE LINKED IN HORSESHIT
January 21, 2026 at 10:57 AM
WHAT ABSOLUTE LINKED IN HORSESHIT
Im sure the press will keep on at this for weeks until he resigns
January 21, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Im sure the press will keep on at this for weeks until he resigns
Corporate behaviours workshop. I cant stop my eye twitching
January 21, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Corporate behaviours workshop. I cant stop my eye twitching
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#WhenTaken #694 (21.01.2026)
I scored 762/1000🏅
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5️⃣📍15.5K km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥉79/200
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#WhenTaken #694 (21.01.2026)
I scored 762/1000🏅
1️⃣📍3.9 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍6.6K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉112/200
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4️⃣📍179 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇180/200
5️⃣📍15.5K km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥉79/200
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January 21, 2026 at 7:38 AM
2 x oh do fuck off
#WhenTaken #694 (21.01.2026)
I scored 762/1000🏅
1️⃣📍3.9 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍6.6K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉112/200
3️⃣📍189 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇192/200
4️⃣📍179 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇180/200
5️⃣📍15.5K km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥉79/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #694 (21.01.2026)
I scored 762/1000🏅
1️⃣📍3.9 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍6.6K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉112/200
3️⃣📍189 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇192/200
4️⃣📍179 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇180/200
5️⃣📍15.5K km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥉79/200
whentaken.com
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"We can all see it." Oh heck.
January 20, 2026 at 7:56 PM
"We can all see it." Oh heck.
Hes very keen on "big powerful masculinity." Just let him match on grindr and he'll chill the fuck out
January 20, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Hes very keen on "big powerful masculinity." Just let him match on grindr and he'll chill the fuck out
Any questions?
Yes sir, what THE FUCK are you talking about?
Yes sir, what THE FUCK are you talking about?
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Any questions?
Yes sir, what THE FUCK are you talking about?
Yes sir, what THE FUCK are you talking about?
Reposted by Andy Smith
"I received a letter from Joe Maplin this morning, in his own words as usual, so I'll read it out."
January 20, 2026 at 7:26 PM
"I received a letter from Joe Maplin this morning, in his own words as usual, so I'll read it out."
Just someone put him out of his misery. Hes a couple of days from swapping a load of native American land for a box of paddle ball bats
January 20, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Just someone put him out of his misery. Hes a couple of days from swapping a load of native American land for a box of paddle ball bats
8 months with no illegal people coming in
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ORANGE TWAT
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ORANGE TWAT
January 20, 2026 at 7:23 PM
8 months with no illegal people coming in
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ORANGE TWAT
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ORANGE TWAT
Reposted by Andy Smith
City did this last year after we ended their 103958393 games without defeat streak, lost to anyone they could get to play them just to diminish our achievement. Thats what you've done this year the manyoos. Its Liverpool I feel sorry for, who let city sign all these players to stop the arsenal
January 20, 2026 at 7:13 PM
City did this last year after we ended their 103958393 games without defeat streak, lost to anyone they could get to play them just to diminish our achievement. Thats what you've done this year the manyoos. Its Liverpool I feel sorry for, who let city sign all these players to stop the arsenal
I'll put you down as a +1 @junkyardfool.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I'll put you down as a +1 @junkyardfool.bsky.social
You go random Spotify algorithm
January 20, 2026 at 6:43 PM
You go random Spotify algorithm
Reposted by Andy Smith
"I wish only ze best for ze other band members of DiscoPop Alors but I am, how you say, embarking on un career solo."
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 PM
"I wish only ze best for ze other band members of DiscoPop Alors but I am, how you say, embarking on un career solo."
Citeh facing their second giant killing in 4 days.
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Citeh facing their second giant killing in 4 days.