Andy Smith
@johnneptune.bsky.social
You gotta get down to the noise and confusion
Alice Roberts in a pixies t shirt on the telly here
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Alice Roberts in a pixies t shirt on the telly here
Reposted by Andy Smith
It’s a consequence of my dedicated use of digital calendars that every Tuesday at 7.30pm I get an email saying “You have been invited by Rhodri Marsden to an event entitled Put Bins Out”
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s a consequence of my dedicated use of digital calendars that every Tuesday at 7.30pm I get an email saying “You have been invited by Rhodri Marsden to an event entitled Put Bins Out”
A welcome addition.
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A welcome addition.
Thats it, Chris Morris is 100% behind ALL of the news and we are absolutely going to love his brass eye reboot.
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Thats it, Chris Morris is 100% behind ALL of the news and we are absolutely going to love his brass eye reboot.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Maybe these so called jihadists are on to something.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Maybe these so called jihadists are on to something.
Think @thehistoryguy.bsky.social just got off the train at the same time as me. If it was him he is very tall indeed.
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Think @thehistoryguy.bsky.social just got off the train at the same time as me. If it was him he is very tall indeed.
#WhenTaken #623 (11.11.2025)
I scored 793/1000🏅
1️⃣📍2.5 m - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇191/200
2️⃣📍4.3K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥉120/200
3️⃣📍5.1K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉116/200
4️⃣📍443 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇185/200
5️⃣📍293 km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇181/200
whentaken.com
I scored 793/1000🏅
1️⃣📍2.5 m - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇191/200
2️⃣📍4.3K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥉120/200
3️⃣📍5.1K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉116/200
4️⃣📍443 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇185/200
5️⃣📍293 km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇181/200
whentaken.com
WhenTaken
whentaken.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
#WhenTaken #623 (11.11.2025)
I scored 793/1000🏅
1️⃣📍2.5 m - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇191/200
2️⃣📍4.3K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥉120/200
3️⃣📍5.1K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉116/200
4️⃣📍443 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇185/200
5️⃣📍293 km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇181/200
whentaken.com
I scored 793/1000🏅
1️⃣📍2.5 m - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇191/200
2️⃣📍4.3K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥉120/200
3️⃣📍5.1K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉116/200
4️⃣📍443 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇185/200
5️⃣📍293 km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇181/200
whentaken.com
Fuck sake.
But It keeps the streak (107) alive
Wordle 1,606 6/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
But It keeps the streak (107) alive
Wordle 1,606 6/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Fuck sake.
But It keeps the streak (107) alive
Wordle 1,606 6/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
But It keeps the streak (107) alive
Wordle 1,606 6/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
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Staffordshire is in the Midlands according to amol rajan.
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Staffordshire is in the Midlands according to amol rajan.
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by Andy Smith
Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
Never mind the trump hoohaa the Bbc are going to be in trouble for misreporting this show as #mastermind
They're all thick as mince.
They're all thick as mince.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Never mind the trump hoohaa the Bbc are going to be in trouble for misreporting this show as #mastermind
They're all thick as mince.
They're all thick as mince.
Reposted by Andy Smith
PSB are excited to announce “Obscure Pet Shop Boys”, a special run of five intimate shows in April
2026 at London’s Electric Ballroom. The concerts will feature a setlist of non-single album tracks, b-sides and fan favourites. Full details to be revealed here this Wednesday, 12th November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
PSB are excited to announce “Obscure Pet Shop Boys”, a special run of five intimate shows in April
2026 at London’s Electric Ballroom. The concerts will feature a setlist of non-single album tracks, b-sides and fan favourites. Full details to be revealed here this Wednesday, 12th November.
Grrrr
#WhenTaken #622 (10.11.2025)
I scored 682/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍332 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇186/200
2️⃣📍9.9K km - 🗓️18 yrs - 🎗️61/200
3️⃣📍605 m - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
4️⃣📍116 km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥈146/200
5️⃣📍10.5K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥉93/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #622 (10.11.2025)
I scored 682/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍332 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇186/200
2️⃣📍9.9K km - 🗓️18 yrs - 🎗️61/200
3️⃣📍605 m - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
4️⃣📍116 km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥈146/200
5️⃣📍10.5K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥉93/200
whentaken.com
WhenTaken
whentaken.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Grrrr
#WhenTaken #622 (10.11.2025)
I scored 682/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍332 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇186/200
2️⃣📍9.9K km - 🗓️18 yrs - 🎗️61/200
3️⃣📍605 m - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
4️⃣📍116 km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥈146/200
5️⃣📍10.5K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥉93/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #622 (10.11.2025)
I scored 682/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍332 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇186/200
2️⃣📍9.9K km - 🗓️18 yrs - 🎗️61/200
3️⃣📍605 m - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
4️⃣📍116 km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥈146/200
5️⃣📍10.5K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥉93/200
whentaken.com
Sort of decided with the boy earlier we need to do a serie a game. Clocks ticking on getting to the San siro I suppose. Maybe only 5 or 6 seasons . Ordinarily you'd wait till boscomb were playing them, but those bums will always let you down. The bums.
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Sort of decided with the boy earlier we need to do a serie a game. Clocks ticking on getting to the San siro I suppose. Maybe only 5 or 6 seasons . Ordinarily you'd wait till boscomb were playing them, but those bums will always let you down. The bums.
Reposted by Andy Smith
My old man wasn’t there today because he’s ill (thank fuck as I was still getting the odd, “Fuck me, what had you been drinking last Sunday, Turps?”) but I sold his ticket back to City and my Dad gets about £20 back as it’s a concession.
I asked the lad in his seat what he paid. £250.
I asked the lad in his seat what he paid. £250.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My old man wasn’t there today because he’s ill (thank fuck as I was still getting the odd, “Fuck me, what had you been drinking last Sunday, Turps?”) but I sold his ticket back to City and my Dad gets about £20 back as it’s a concession.
I asked the lad in his seat what he paid. £250.
I asked the lad in his seat what he paid. £250.
Top top stotting .
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Top top stotting .
Bendy, jonah, the Walrus
a soccer player wearing number 14 is kicking a ball
ALT: a soccer player wearing number 14 is kicking a ball
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Bendy, jonah, the Walrus
I accidentally watched through to the end of this series of fishing and regional cow accent impressions was my absolute reward for doing so
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I accidentally watched through to the end of this series of fishing and regional cow accent impressions was my absolute reward for doing so
One machine you shouldn't rage against
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
One machine you shouldn't rage against
Sent a letter to the director General of the bbc, just put
CUNT, LONDON
and it fucking got there
CUNT, LONDON
and it fucking got there
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sent a letter to the director General of the bbc, just put
CUNT, LONDON
and it fucking got there
CUNT, LONDON
and it fucking got there