Andy Smith
@johnneptune.bsky.social
You gotta get down to the noise and confusion
The more I see of this Daniel cleaver the more I find him to be an absolute rotter. Right girls?
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The more I see of this Daniel cleaver the more I find him to be an absolute rotter. Right girls?
Went to put in a cheeky £26 bid but its up to £95 now. Fuck that. Also, nice
I'm currently beating a music icon and a tv presenter by an astonishing 5 pounds!
Look, if you bid on my dried-up Sharpie sketch I PROMISE never to release a Christmas record or show my bald head on daytime tv 👍
astarauction.com/getsmart25
Look, if you bid on my dried-up Sharpie sketch I PROMISE never to release a Christmas record or show my bald head on daytime tv 👍
astarauction.com/getsmart25
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Went to put in a cheeky £26 bid but its up to £95 now. Fuck that. Also, nice
Reposted by Andy Smith
Coo, work laptop just told me i had too many sent emails and the stopped working. And then gave me a B*SOD
(* its black these days. So woke. )
(* its black these days. So woke. )
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Coo, work laptop just told me i had too many sent emails and the stopped working. And then gave me a B*SOD
(* its black these days. So woke. )
(* its black these days. So woke. )
While very much enjoying the men on my drive trying to lay concrete in this weather and looking quite browned off about it i have made them a warming brew anyway.
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
While very much enjoying the men on my drive trying to lay concrete in this weather and looking quite browned off about it i have made them a warming brew anyway.
I need to work on my years
#WhenTaken #626 (14.11.2025)
I scored 718/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍1.9K km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥉103/200
2️⃣📍150 km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥈145/200
3️⃣📍943 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈168/200
4️⃣📍2.7 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇187/200
5️⃣📍2.2K km - 🗓️16 yrs - 🥉115/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #626 (14.11.2025)
I scored 718/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍1.9K km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥉103/200
2️⃣📍150 km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥈145/200
3️⃣📍943 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈168/200
4️⃣📍2.7 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇187/200
5️⃣📍2.2K km - 🗓️16 yrs - 🥉115/200
whentaken.com
WhenTaken
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November 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I need to work on my years
#WhenTaken #626 (14.11.2025)
I scored 718/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍1.9K km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥉103/200
2️⃣📍150 km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥈145/200
3️⃣📍943 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈168/200
4️⃣📍2.7 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇187/200
5️⃣📍2.2K km - 🗓️16 yrs - 🥉115/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #626 (14.11.2025)
I scored 718/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍1.9K km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥉103/200
2️⃣📍150 km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥈145/200
3️⃣📍943 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈168/200
4️⃣📍2.7 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇187/200
5️⃣📍2.2K km - 🗓️16 yrs - 🥉115/200
whentaken.com
"For safety reasons travel after dark is not allowed"
Crikey
Crikey
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"For safety reasons travel after dark is not allowed"
Crikey
Crikey
Anyway that's enough of that, race across the world is on.
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Anyway that's enough of that, race across the world is on.
Ref there thinks you gotta have a system
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ref there thinks you gotta have a system
8 year olds
Whats a pederast Megyn?
Shut the fuck up donny.
Whats a pederast Megyn?
Shut the fuck up donny.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
8 year olds
Whats a pederast Megyn?
Shut the fuck up donny.
Whats a pederast Megyn?
Shut the fuck up donny.
I'm just going go ahead and presume that the vast majority of all the also very horrendous crimes the news talk about that don't mention race or asylum are done by white English blokes.
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm just going go ahead and presume that the vast majority of all the also very horrendous crimes the news talk about that don't mention race or asylum are done by white English blokes.
Sweet babby jebus, middle child is 25 today. Older fans of my work will remember me pushing her round in a buggy while they tried to play football against qpr fans.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Sweet babby jebus, middle child is 25 today. Older fans of my work will remember me pushing her round in a buggy while they tried to play football against qpr fans.
Very poor indeed.
#WhenTaken #625 (13.11.2025)
I scored 694/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍692 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈166/200
2️⃣📍58.2 m - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇187/200
3️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉84/200
4️⃣📍140 km - 🗓️34 yrs - 🥉94/200
5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈163/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #625 (13.11.2025)
I scored 694/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍692 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈166/200
2️⃣📍58.2 m - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇187/200
3️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉84/200
4️⃣📍140 km - 🗓️34 yrs - 🥉94/200
5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈163/200
whentaken.com
WhenTaken
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November 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Very poor indeed.
#WhenTaken #625 (13.11.2025)
I scored 694/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍692 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈166/200
2️⃣📍58.2 m - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇187/200
3️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉84/200
4️⃣📍140 km - 🗓️34 yrs - 🥉94/200
5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈163/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #625 (13.11.2025)
I scored 694/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍692 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈166/200
2️⃣📍58.2 m - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇187/200
3️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉84/200
4️⃣📍140 km - 🗓️34 yrs - 🥉94/200
5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈163/200
whentaken.com
Still a bit weirded out that according to the bbc I just imagined girls aloud. Might sue. Hey @davidallengreen.bsky.social did the orange insurrectionist slash sex pest confirm whether it was a proper or made up billion yet?
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Still a bit weirded out that according to the bbc I just imagined girls aloud. Might sue. Hey @davidallengreen.bsky.social did the orange insurrectionist slash sex pest confirm whether it was a proper or made up billion yet?
Huw playing the itch on 6 and I never knew we needed a new young pony club tribute act until he did.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Huw playing the itch on 6 and I never knew we needed a new young pony club tribute act until he did.
Very excited, we've phoned through for a delivered curry on a Wednesday.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Very excited, we've phoned through for a delivered curry on a Wednesday.
Has rhe orange sportsock of spunk denied spending hours with a redacted name yet?
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Has rhe orange sportsock of spunk denied spending hours with a redacted name yet?
Thats horrendous.
What sort of monster films in portrait?
What sort of monster films in portrait?
Newly opened 758-metre bridge in China collapses
Newly opened 758-metre bridge in China collapses
A newly opened bridge has partially collapsed in China.
news.sky.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Thats horrendous.
What sort of monster films in portrait?
What sort of monster films in portrait?
Reposted by Andy Smith
Not sure that its meant to do that?
Newly opened 758-metre bridge in China collapses
Newly opened 758-metre bridge in China collapses
A newly opened bridge has partially collapsed in China.
news.sky.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Not sure that its meant to do that?
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
An absolute shocker.
#WhenTaken #624 (12.11.2025)
I scored 689/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍2.4K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈145/200
2️⃣📍4.0K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈126/200
3️⃣📍3.2 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
4️⃣📍1.8K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥈147/200
5️⃣📍10.6K km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥉82/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #624 (12.11.2025)
I scored 689/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍2.4K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈145/200
2️⃣📍4.0K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈126/200
3️⃣📍3.2 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
4️⃣📍1.8K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥈147/200
5️⃣📍10.6K km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥉82/200
whentaken.com
WhenTaken
whentaken.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
An absolute shocker.
#WhenTaken #624 (12.11.2025)
I scored 689/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍2.4K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈145/200
2️⃣📍4.0K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈126/200
3️⃣📍3.2 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
4️⃣📍1.8K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥈147/200
5️⃣📍10.6K km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥉82/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #624 (12.11.2025)
I scored 689/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍2.4K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈145/200
2️⃣📍4.0K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈126/200
3️⃣📍3.2 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
4️⃣📍1.8K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥈147/200
5️⃣📍10.6K km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥉82/200
whentaken.com
OK real ones
Offside. Brought in to stop goal hanging, not to ban advantage by a toenail. Make it that it only refers to closest defender and there has to be Daylight
Var. Like cricket only used as team requested review.
Not every tackle is a foul. Its a contact sport
Bin 9 mins added on etc
Offside. Brought in to stop goal hanging, not to ban advantage by a toenail. Make it that it only refers to closest defender and there has to be Daylight
Var. Like cricket only used as team requested review.
Not every tackle is a foul. Its a contact sport
Bin 9 mins added on etc
Not sure who they asked, but apparently ditching VAR wasn’t in the top 5 changes these fans would make…
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
OK real ones
Offside. Brought in to stop goal hanging, not to ban advantage by a toenail. Make it that it only refers to closest defender and there has to be Daylight
Var. Like cricket only used as team requested review.
Not every tackle is a foul. Its a contact sport
Bin 9 mins added on etc
Offside. Brought in to stop goal hanging, not to ban advantage by a toenail. Make it that it only refers to closest defender and there has to be Daylight
Var. Like cricket only used as team requested review.
Not every tackle is a foul. Its a contact sport
Bin 9 mins added on etc