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Media archivist. Elder millennial. Exiled Californian. Avatar is Jennifer Connelly from Dark City on 35mm. Banner is a bunch of vintage TVs. he/they/any/all
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She’s gone mad.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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If you listen to women you know things much faster.
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"Get in loser, you're buying me dinner"
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by while the pendulum swings
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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also full offense but if you can’t even draw these extremely simple little doodles for a silly meme without AI you are pathetic and i hate you.
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Nothing encapsulates the “dedication to preserving and uplifting our history” quite like a file drawer of loose floppy disks. Each helpfully labeled “archives” and nothing else.
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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So, this is a grotesque country run mainly by grotesque people is what I have learned over the course of my lifetime
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I can't brag about too much but I once got to inspect Sylvester Stallone's personal 35mm projection print of Tango And Cash.
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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You wake up, but nothing seems right. You're fuzzy and coffee isn't helping. You tug on your earlobe and a cassette tape pops out the back of your head. You grab a pencil and insert it into the spindle, slowly turning until the kink straightens out and then pop it back in. You smile and make toast.
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I take it all back!!! UTF-8 was a mistake! A miiiiiistaaaaaake!!!!!
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We must make sure Bradley Cooper never sees this.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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This whole Epstein stuff should also be an albatross for Biden for not going after it aggressively
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Civ has taught me something really important.

I should never have a modicum of power jfc.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Post someone who looks great in a hat.

Pure uncut 90s right here.
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Hooked on phonics worked for me. Don't know what your problem is.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Slaughterhouse Five shattered my brain in 6th grade
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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There's a widespread fantasy (especially among men) that male violence can be harnessed and re-directed at "the bad men" in the service of feminism but that's not how we undo patriarchy. It's like believing that the One Ring can be used to defeat Sauron.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You're never gonna get me to like Fallout 4
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Among the many awful things about the modern Internet is the reliance on algorithms to try to keep people engaged. I clicked on one news story about a missing child and now my work news feeds are nothing but stories on dead kids. Love that shit when I'm fighting my depression
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Gritty Austin Powers reboot when?
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Not for nothing but a guy who writes James Bond novels for a living saying he can't come up with a story makes him a bad fucking writer.

Imagine getting that contract and telling the publisher 🤷
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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the writers are being told to say this. there is no way the writers showed up to talk to about this of their own accord, it would be a massive breach of confidentiality. Someone is pushing the writers out in front.
this is so silly. people know the deal with bond. the writers should just embrace the metatextual aspects of the franchise
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Far be it for me to express confusion regarding another cartoonist's work, but HUH?
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM