Kevin CJ
cavnak.bsky.social
Kevin CJ
@cavnak.bsky.social
He/him, software
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The fact that invading Venezuela for oil doesn't make sense in terms of Oil as Money, but does make sense in terms of Oil as Gender, means we may be able to establish empirically the rate for the intraconvertibility of Money and Gender.
January 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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We are reading Tolkien for a year! Hope we don't learn anything too distressing about what happens when art and technology are rendered synonymous in the interests of power and subjugation
With a knock on your door, a kindly wizard invites you to join us on Shelved By Genre's LORD OF THE YEAR, in which we will consider the popular but contested works of JRR Tolkien, kicking things off with a long rumination upon the first four chapters of THE HOBBIT: rangedtouch.com/2026/01/02/t...
January 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee
December 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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we in this country (and, I'd argue, the world, but I'm not here to argue tonight) are challenged to make of our present situation something better. it's a tall order
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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2025 has ended, the year Lynch left us. But his work and life will always remain in our memory. Always in our hearts. Eternal love. David Lynch forever.
December 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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MAN: are you... Are you real? Please, this girder, I... Can't feel my legs
LARA CROFT: tombs are not for the living *pop pop*
¬ NEW TREASURE ACQUIRED: MYSTERIOUS PUKA SHELL NECKLACE
¬ OPTIONAL OBJECTIVE: REQUIESCAT IN PACE
Settle the Grand Tomb's unquiet dead. 22/100
It is September 12, 2001. And with her trademark pistols and short-shorts, Lara Croft is preparing to raid what is now one of the greatest tombs in history...
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Shoutout to our hustle king who <squints at photo> appears to be into prep now for a Mike Patton biopic
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Viral coffee hole
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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this season i’m wishing you and yours a few small holiday cheers
December 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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it must have felt so good to be the digital media manager when the word came down to unschedule the piece from the 60 minutes feed but no one said anything about unscheduling it from the international website
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Teens everywhere enjoying the forbidden 60 Minutes video, they call it Rooney Maxxing, going Leslie Stahl mode, they go to parties dressed as Scott Pelley
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people?
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
August 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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There are like 3 rules of Bluesky. One of which is fuck AI and fuck you if you work on it. Another is don't go after Mara Wilson. The third is to buy my book.
December 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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What is writing style? It's what's left over once you've outgrown clichés and you no longer ape the work of those who've served as inspiration. Using ai short-circuits that process entirely. Go ahead and do it, I guess, but don't tell us you've done any real work.
The great old comedy writer Larry Gelbart said that your style is formed by what you can’t do. I wish more people understood that. That and the Martha Graham quote about keeping the channel open.
December 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I have work I need to do, so here are some first run films I saw this year as MST3K screencaps: 🧵
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Come on man
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I don't know what to say about this garbage vote to criminalize gender affirming care btw. Been trying to find the words. I hear so many friends in sadness and fear today but of what use is "I hear you"? Not much I fear. To live through this moment sucks ass (negative). We must find a way through
December 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM