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swamp mammoth
everybody has won and all must have prizes
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I’d feel so much better if someone authoritative could just tell me that I never really had any potential—not a great disappointment, just an average failure 😌
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
[trailer for a crime/horror thriller set in Boston]
*minor key ghostly child voice*:
water country... (BRRRAAAAAAM)
water country... (BRRRAAAAAAM)
water country... (BRRRAAAAAAM)
HAVE 💥
SOME 🔪
FUN 🩸
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
🤡
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
THOMAS BLACKSHEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.thomasblackshearii.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
running out of words not to mute
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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To the tune of The Beatles "Paperback Writer"
Vantablack hot dog
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
TUNCHDOWN
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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According to Tony Romo, the Patriots are "DTF."

DETAILS. TOUGHNESS. And they FINISH.

Why, what else do you think he meant?
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
the patriots are dtf, apparently
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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ANNOUNCER 1: here's the pitch
[GMOD CLATTER NOISES, GROANS FROM STANDS]
ANNOUNCER 2: oh, bad luck. Negative acceleration on the ball, classic overflow, clipped through Smith's hitbox. He's ragdolling
ANNOUNCER 1: NaN propagation looks like. truly hate to see it
ANNOUNCER 2: it's been ruled a balk
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
the petco logo is cute and all but be aware that animals only tesselate when they’re extremely distressed!
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
my most recently used emoji is always 🤔 because I am a very thoughtful person
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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SGNMOUSE.BMF
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Modern people love reading articles but they don’t realize the harm that reading does to the human eyes and certain brain areas.
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
60 pages in to Gone with the Wind and no one has said “fiddle dee dee” yet
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
from the city that brought you “bridge that rips the top of your U-HAUL off like a tin can,” “slide that ejects you backwards at high speed”
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
AI will never do this
Balinese Monkey Chant
YouTube video by siberio55
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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imagine a moth made of flame. ok? now imagine a swan. the swan can be made of whatever.
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
sheryl crow voice all I wanna do is shit some posts
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I can't remember precisely what precipitated it, but some years ago I spun up this HTML/CSS shitpost to make one particular person laugh:
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
received some Good News this morning, I am choosing to coast on that as long as humanly possible
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM