walter (🫴🏼 🥒 🌞🦇🐦⬛ 🦮)
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walter (bats/crow)
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
🥜
discord: cucumberlife
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
🥜
discord: cucumberlife
i’m aging into an extroverted loner/hermit. not so sure about that trajectory.
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 AM
i’m aging into an extroverted loner/hermit. not so sure about that trajectory.
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It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
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i happened to be in america the day of the ōtautahi mosque murders, flying back the next day.
the passengers were in shock and disbelief, except probably for the victim’s families who probably always knew that such atrocity was in the realm of possibility.
the passengers were in shock and disbelief, except probably for the victim’s families who probably always knew that such atrocity was in the realm of possibility.
The absolute state of it... | An ex-gun lobbyist is revising New Zealand’s gun laws, tightened after the 2019 mosque attack
An ex-gun lobbyist is revising New Zealand's gun laws, tightened after the 2019 mosque attack
Nicole McKee has pledged a review of the laws introduced after a 2019 terrorist attack at two mosques where an Australian man opened fire on Muslim worshippers, killing 51.
apnews.com
June 23, 2024 at 7:34 PM
i happened to be in america the day of the ōtautahi mosque murders, flying back the next day.
the passengers were in shock and disbelief, except probably for the victim’s families who probably always knew that such atrocity was in the realm of possibility.
the passengers were in shock and disbelief, except probably for the victim’s families who probably always knew that such atrocity was in the realm of possibility.
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one of my co-workers has the last name Cheese, people have all kinds of names
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
one of my co-workers has the last name Cheese, people have all kinds of names
fuck this.
(the red scrolling banner across the bottom reads ‘christchurch school in lockdown after car crash, reports of offender with a gun’)
(the red scrolling banner across the bottom reads ‘christchurch school in lockdown after car crash, reports of offender with a gun’)
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
fuck this.
(the red scrolling banner across the bottom reads ‘christchurch school in lockdown after car crash, reports of offender with a gun’)
(the red scrolling banner across the bottom reads ‘christchurch school in lockdown after car crash, reports of offender with a gun’)
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feeling optically illused
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
feeling optically illused
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Uncommon Denominator
Rare Denominator
Legendary Denominator
Rare Denominator
Legendary Denominator
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Uncommon Denominator
Rare Denominator
Legendary Denominator
Rare Denominator
Legendary Denominator
this 100g blackbird (david) just hops around the house like he owns the place now and my 27-35 kg dogs skedaddle when they see him.
david doesn’t even really pay mind to me either. very staunch.
david doesn’t even really pay mind to me either. very staunch.
the weather’s been so lovely, i’ve left the door open for visitors. third day in a row a blackbird has hopped inside, scared the dogs, pooped, snacked and left.
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
this 100g blackbird (david) just hops around the house like he owns the place now and my 27-35 kg dogs skedaddle when they see him.
david doesn’t even really pay mind to me either. very staunch.
david doesn’t even really pay mind to me either. very staunch.
i’m going to try to remember when the flowers bloom, rn it’s ngaio, ti kōuka, whau, rewrewa and hinau. rangiora is finishing and kōtukutuku seems to always bloom. what else?
breezy evening and the path was be-bloomed including these darling little hinau flowers, one of my faves.
breezy evening and the path was be-bloomed including these darling little hinau flowers, one of my faves.
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
i’m going to try to remember when the flowers bloom, rn it’s ngaio, ti kōuka, whau, rewrewa and hinau. rangiora is finishing and kōtukutuku seems to always bloom. what else?
breezy evening and the path was be-bloomed including these darling little hinau flowers, one of my faves.
breezy evening and the path was be-bloomed including these darling little hinau flowers, one of my faves.
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i gave a friend a chair a couple of decades ago.
she sends me pictures of the chair every once in a while. it’s nice.
here it is reupholstered (l) and in my house circa 2000 (r)
she sends me pictures of the chair every once in a while. it’s nice.
here it is reupholstered (l) and in my house circa 2000 (r)
June 28, 2024 at 10:35 PM
i gave a friend a chair a couple of decades ago.
she sends me pictures of the chair every once in a while. it’s nice.
here it is reupholstered (l) and in my house circa 2000 (r)
she sends me pictures of the chair every once in a while. it’s nice.
here it is reupholstered (l) and in my house circa 2000 (r)
any recommendations for upholstery shops in pōneke? i have 3 chairs and a wee couch that needs recovering. #kikorangi
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
any recommendations for upholstery shops in pōneke? i have 3 chairs and a wee couch that needs recovering. #kikorangi
view across snuggle valley this morning. we are like the gommateshwara, still, heavy and subsumed by vine and leaf
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
view across snuggle valley this morning. we are like the gommateshwara, still, heavy and subsumed by vine and leaf
azalea (yellow) 🙂
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
azalea (yellow) 🙂
forest report, quiet except for the light wind in the tree tops and a few kākā creaking across the valley skies, the air is heavy and warm, and the ngaio are still blooming joined now by whau
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
forest report, quiet except for the light wind in the tree tops and a few kākā creaking across the valley skies, the air is heavy and warm, and the ngaio are still blooming joined now by whau
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“I’m here,” I say in a muffled voice, “deep inside the chunky knit.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“I’m here,” I say in a muffled voice, “deep inside the chunky knit.”
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no creature has ever before lived a life of such comfort:
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
no creature has ever before lived a life of such comfort:
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Did you hear? They are making seasonings for Protestants now.
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Did you hear? They are making seasonings for Protestants now.
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The existence of pet peeves implies the existence of wild, undomesticated peeves
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The existence of pet peeves implies the existence of wild, undomesticated peeves
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Great apes. Whole lotta monkey for your money. Wow.
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Great apes. Whole lotta monkey for your money. Wow.
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wizard in teh streets uhhhh wizard in the sheets
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
wizard in teh streets uhhhh wizard in the sheets
never give an engineer (me) a multi beam laser level because they will take about eleventy billion times more longer to set something out than with string, rule, bob and spirit.
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
never give an engineer (me) a multi beam laser level because they will take about eleventy billion times more longer to set something out than with string, rule, bob and spirit.