walter (🫴🏼 🥒 🌞🦇🐦⬛ 🦮)
@cucumber.bsky.social
walter (bats/crow)
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
discord: cucumberlife
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
discord: cucumberlife
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boy dinner: lupine tempeh and succotash 😋
having succotash for tea 😋
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 AM
boy dinner: lupine tempeh and succotash 😋
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large loafer 😍
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
large loafer 😍
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woodard von woodpecker
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
woodard von woodpecker
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crumblin herb my uncle name
February 12, 2026 at 10:14 PM
crumblin herb my uncle name
old motorcycle racing photos 👍🏻
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
old motorcycle racing photos 👍🏻
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no doubt that i will be smothered in bon bons and flowers from my many admirers anon ☺️
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
no doubt that i will be smothered in bon bons and flowers from my many admirers anon ☺️
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(walking up to an ape who is using a stick to scoop ants out of a rotting log and eat them) let me get a bite of those ants
February 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
(walking up to an ape who is using a stick to scoop ants out of a rotting log and eat them) let me get a bite of those ants
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Attn IDIOTS there is a DIFFERENCE
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Attn IDIOTS there is a DIFFERENCE
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very pleased 🙂, the songs from the original movie harold and maude, cat stevens
November 17, 2023 at 6:51 AM
very pleased 🙂, the songs from the original movie harold and maude, cat stevens
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harold and maude
September 18, 2023 at 8:04 AM
harold and maude
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tally my bananas, tally man.
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 AM
tally my bananas, tally man.
the egyptians used huge sponges to build the pyramids. think about it!
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
the egyptians used huge sponges to build the pyramids. think about it!
loofah larry triangle pants
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 AM
loofah larry triangle pants
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we needs a president who falls asleep in their chair after dinner and wakes up at 3:17 am with all the lights on and momentarily forgets where they are and gets scared
February 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
we needs a president who falls asleep in their chair after dinner and wakes up at 3:17 am with all the lights on and momentarily forgets where they are and gets scared
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Sandwich guy: ham cappicola provolone on white. You want anything else on there
Me: (muttering under my breath)
SG: I didn’t get that
Me: (too loud) can I get it donkey style?
Me: (muttering under my breath)
SG: I didn’t get that
Me: (too loud) can I get it donkey style?
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Sandwich guy: ham cappicola provolone on white. You want anything else on there
Me: (muttering under my breath)
SG: I didn’t get that
Me: (too loud) can I get it donkey style?
Me: (muttering under my breath)
SG: I didn’t get that
Me: (too loud) can I get it donkey style?
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guy playing danny boy loudly, adagissimo and poorly on the tenor sax rn 🫡
February 12, 2026 at 12:58 AM
guy playing danny boy loudly, adagissimo and poorly on the tenor sax rn 🫡
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nobody:
me:grasps cauldron of embers with my inner forearms, lifting the cauldron in immense pain as i deeply brand myself with a tiger and dragon embossed on the cauldron exterior. stumbling outside to the snow-covered courtyard i collapse face down in the fresh soothing snow, stronger and wiser ✋
me:grasps cauldron of embers with my inner forearms, lifting the cauldron in immense pain as i deeply brand myself with a tiger and dragon embossed on the cauldron exterior. stumbling outside to the snow-covered courtyard i collapse face down in the fresh soothing snow, stronger and wiser ✋
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
nobody:
me:grasps cauldron of embers with my inner forearms, lifting the cauldron in immense pain as i deeply brand myself with a tiger and dragon embossed on the cauldron exterior. stumbling outside to the snow-covered courtyard i collapse face down in the fresh soothing snow, stronger and wiser ✋
me:grasps cauldron of embers with my inner forearms, lifting the cauldron in immense pain as i deeply brand myself with a tiger and dragon embossed on the cauldron exterior. stumbling outside to the snow-covered courtyard i collapse face down in the fresh soothing snow, stronger and wiser ✋
they should give a 20% time reduction for each person above 2 on they luge
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
they should give a 20% time reduction for each person above 2 on they luge
it’s exhausting looksmaxxing all the live long day😐
February 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
it’s exhausting looksmaxxing all the live long day😐