walter (🫴🏼 🥒 🌞🦇🐦⬛ 🦮)
@cucumber.bsky.social
walter (bats/crow)
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
🥜
discord: cucumberlife
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
🥜
discord: cucumberlife
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mentioned peter the great in another job interview
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
mentioned peter the great in another job interview
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prepare thyself for eleventy billion pictures of pōhutukawa blooming
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
prepare thyself for eleventy billion pictures of pōhutukawa blooming
seen a circle of ducklings in the grass
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
seen a circle of ducklings in the grass
older gentleman on the internet googling ‘diy concrete vibrator’ and learning new things.
anyhoo, if you trying to vibrate concrete, a reciprocating saw without the blade hard up against the form work does the job.
anyhoo, if you trying to vibrate concrete, a reciprocating saw without the blade hard up against the form work does the job.
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
older gentleman on the internet googling ‘diy concrete vibrator’ and learning new things.
anyhoo, if you trying to vibrate concrete, a reciprocating saw without the blade hard up against the form work does the job.
anyhoo, if you trying to vibrate concrete, a reciprocating saw without the blade hard up against the form work does the job.
my angelic daughter has learnt how to open the fridge 🙂
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
my angelic daughter has learnt how to open the fridge 🙂
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The next pope should be a horrible set of twins where one never speaks but constantly looms ominously over the shoulder of the other.
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The next pope should be a horrible set of twins where one never speaks but constantly looms ominously over the shoulder of the other.
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I want the evilest person on Bluesky to tell me what the worst thing they ever did was!
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I want the evilest person on Bluesky to tell me what the worst thing they ever did was!
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Satyrs are like if humans were goated.
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Satyrs are like if humans were goated.
teens with lustrous hair prince valiant style politely picking up their skateboards so as to not frighten the dogs 👍🏻
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
teens with lustrous hair prince valiant style politely picking up their skateboards so as to not frighten the dogs 👍🏻
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krazy kat is the greatest comic strip
October 23, 2024 at 10:58 PM
krazy kat is the greatest comic strip
saw a mokomoko (copper skink) and now i have an overwhelming sense of wellbeing ☺️
i want to see a lizard so bad 🙂
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
saw a mokomoko (copper skink) and now i have an overwhelming sense of wellbeing ☺️
it’s happening everybody, black writhing tadpoles, mere lashes atm, rising like a reverse samara from the murk to feed at the surface of the pool 🙂
we went to go look for tadpoles in the herb garden fountain but instead saw sepia reflection of monterey pine
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
it’s happening everybody, black writhing tadpoles, mere lashes atm, rising like a reverse samara from the murk to feed at the surface of the pool 🙂
walking through the forest and have toots and the maytals version of ‘country roads’ stuck in my mind hole. blessed.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
walking through the forest and have toots and the maytals version of ‘country roads’ stuck in my mind hole. blessed.
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pansy cow, aged 3 1/2 months, ravensbourne, ōtepoti, 1948 (favourite family photo)
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
pansy cow, aged 3 1/2 months, ravensbourne, ōtepoti, 1948 (favourite family photo)
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Glad I thought to check the garden for strawberries today. This was all I found.
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Glad I thought to check the garden for strawberries today. This was all I found.
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A lot of folk are asking about my fried cabbage technique. It's simplicity itself.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A lot of folk are asking about my fried cabbage technique. It's simplicity itself.
you also need five hammers and ten pencils
the correct amount of tape measures to have for a project is 5.
you have 2 where you are measuring the project area and 2 where you are measuring the product you’re cutting. if you take a measuring tape to the cutting area you will still have 1 tape in the measuring area and vice versa.
you have 2 where you are measuring the project area and 2 where you are measuring the product you’re cutting. if you take a measuring tape to the cutting area you will still have 1 tape in the measuring area and vice versa.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
you also need five hammers and ten pencils
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You can't enter cryosleep to travel to a distant ocean planet, use cloning technology to seed a new whale population, then open a 19th century whaling experience theme park planet anymore. Because of woke
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You can't enter cryosleep to travel to a distant ocean planet, use cloning technology to seed a new whale population, then open a 19th century whaling experience theme park planet anymore. Because of woke
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All thy unnamable imminglings float beneath me here; I am buoyed by breaths of once living things, exhaled as air, but water now. -melville, moby dick
September 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
All thy unnamable imminglings float beneath me here; I am buoyed by breaths of once living things, exhaled as air, but water now. -melville, moby dick
i knew a kid that was super into the b-52s. that kid was correct. b-52s party mix!
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
i knew a kid that was super into the b-52s. that kid was correct. b-52s party mix!
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i'm watching the bob ross of crabs
March 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i'm watching the bob ross of crabs
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I’m dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand
March 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’m dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand
pansy cow, aged 3 1/2 months, ravensbourne, ōtepoti, 1948 (favourite family photo)
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
pansy cow, aged 3 1/2 months, ravensbourne, ōtepoti, 1948 (favourite family photo)