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bog landlord
@pondslurp.bsky.social
· Dec 23
every squad has the oblivious homie. except mine i guess
i keep saying "im too high for this" to conceal my natural stupidity and it is not going over well with the judge
February 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
i keep saying "im too high for this" to conceal my natural stupidity and it is not going over well with the judge
i wish they had a spit vacuum at the barbershop too
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
i wish they had a spit vacuum at the barbershop too
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computer, increase my stupidity… increase… increase. INCREASE
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
computer, increase my stupidity… increase… increase. INCREASE
bringing my own groceries into walmart
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
bringing my own groceries into walmart
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(walking up to an ape who is using a stick to scoop ants out of a rotting log and eat them) let me get a bite of those ants
February 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
(walking up to an ape who is using a stick to scoop ants out of a rotting log and eat them) let me get a bite of those ants
five separate family members have begged me to take down my yurt
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
five separate family members have begged me to take down my yurt
putting everything on this bc i think jesus actually has a 15% chance of returning
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
putting everything on this bc i think jesus actually has a 15% chance of returning
theyre not even telling me to get a job now, theyre just buying me lottery tickets
February 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
theyre not even telling me to get a job now, theyre just buying me lottery tickets
explaining stuff to my peasant buddy in terms of farming and basketball analogies
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
explaining stuff to my peasant buddy in terms of farming and basketball analogies
i independently discovered fire
February 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
i independently discovered fire
id never fall victim to disinformation. i would negotiate with it as an equal
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
id never fall victim to disinformation. i would negotiate with it as an equal
music is for children. i listen to my neighbors arguments through the wall
February 7, 2026 at 3:42 AM
music is for children. i listen to my neighbors arguments through the wall
i cant shut up about napoleons russian campaing and its ruining my career as a guidance counselor
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
i cant shut up about napoleons russian campaing and its ruining my career as a guidance counselor
memento style tattoo of my shopping list
February 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
memento style tattoo of my shopping list
sorry im late boss. theyve been putting a sedative in my feed lately
February 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
sorry im late boss. theyve been putting a sedative in my feed lately
dude is that a bustle. in my fucking hedgerow. dude fuck FUCK
February 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
dude is that a bustle. in my fucking hedgerow. dude fuck FUCK
trent reznors first draft was "i wanna hug you like an animal". i told him he needed to go harder
February 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
trent reznors first draft was "i wanna hug you like an animal". i told him he needed to go harder
i learned it from you, your honor
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
i learned it from you, your honor
i hate luigi he just slows you down. mario take me instead. mario please
February 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
i hate luigi he just slows you down. mario take me instead. mario please
if i was mario i would live in the pipes and mind my own business. idgaf about browser
February 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
if i was mario i would live in the pipes and mind my own business. idgaf about browser
im not scared of poisonous mushrooms. i could take them in a fight easily
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
im not scared of poisonous mushrooms. i could take them in a fight easily
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i reckon i could probably hate both the player and the game
February 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
i reckon i could probably hate both the player and the game
this is my son sour cream & onion and my dog candle in the wind
February 2, 2026 at 5:35 AM
this is my son sour cream & onion and my dog candle in the wind
i wish oysters would just leave the sand alone
February 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
i wish oysters would just leave the sand alone
salute emoji changed my life
January 31, 2026 at 7:26 PM
salute emoji changed my life