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i need to call in a favor
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ive been rendering all kinds of shit unto caesar lately
when the bug gets close to the light and makes a big shadow its like damn. smart
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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The stop sign makes a compelling point
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
posting odiously
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Gross worms near me
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November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"oooh look at me i have bad opinions." you and everybody else kid. here is one million dollars
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
theyre immortalizing me in song later
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
mentioned peter the great in another job interview
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
this is my son, ultimately victorious, and his unnamed sibling
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
subway pledges to end policy of 'unrestricted submarine warfare'
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
its amazing how many people have had the chance to do the funniest thing ever
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
ive been manually breathing so long its like second nature. i dont even have to think about it
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
stop saying im incandescent with rage. im incandescent with measured disagreement
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
have to call you back later im watching bug powerscaling videos
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
im not afraid to admit when im wrong. im too PROUD to admit it
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
asking them to put me back in the matrix so i can catch up on podcasts
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
interests at 12: fungi, lightning, aliens, magic

interests at 18: stoner rock

interests at 24: hiding scent, evading large predators, edible berries
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Following every person on LinkedIn who lists their job title as Sensei
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
nice try. my medicine tastes delitious
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
esnupi mencionado
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
nooo.. my raison d'etre... lol. like i even know what that means
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
cats love it when objects move
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
in high school i had a dream that i played my songs for josh homme and he called me a bitch and i cried
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:

Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?

I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
as far as life goals im mainly interested in watching brightly colored objects behave in physically surprising ways
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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watchig every car leave the gas station whispering to myself hell yeah we gassed up
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
i dont subscribe to question marks. periods fine
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM