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STICK TO THE BOAT, is your true motto in whaling; but cases will sometimes happen when LEAP FROM THE BOAT, is still better.
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
STICK TO THE BOAT, is your true motto in whaling; but cases will sometimes happen when LEAP FROM THE BOAT, is still better.
decent innings from harry brook today though would have been nice to have seen how much further he could have gone if they’d let him on the pints last night
January 27, 2026 at 3:41 PM
decent innings from harry brook today though would have been nice to have seen how much further he could have gone if they’d let him on the pints last night
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Just reading about the incredible things William McGonagall got up to
January 27, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Just reading about the incredible things William McGonagall got up to
sorry ignore me for a bit, it’s just really important that i say “purely psychosomatic/that boy needs therapy“ on repeat roughly 100,000 times
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 PM
sorry ignore me for a bit, it’s just really important that i say “purely psychosomatic/that boy needs therapy“ on repeat roughly 100,000 times
potato managed to bite the arm off his toy sloth the other day and now loves to constantly leave its severed arm in new places for us to discover
January 27, 2026 at 3:01 PM
potato managed to bite the arm off his toy sloth the other day and now loves to constantly leave its severed arm in new places for us to discover
didn’t see the point of listening to music but now i’ve been informed it actually helps develop key neural pathways 🤯
January 27, 2026 at 2:22 PM
didn’t see the point of listening to music but now i’ve been informed it actually helps develop key neural pathways 🤯
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surely better to be the recipient of a lengthy silence than the lauren laverne fake laugh
January 27, 2026 at 10:34 AM
surely better to be the recipient of a lengthy silence than the lauren laverne fake laugh
obviously today’s weather, hugely unpleasant,
January 27, 2026 at 10:32 AM
obviously today’s weather, hugely unpleasant,
your bf reposts ed zitron
January 27, 2026 at 7:56 AM
your bf reposts ed zitron
[getting away with a serious mistake through pure luck] must be the universe telling me that i’m doing great and not to worry about it
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 AM
[getting away with a serious mistake through pure luck] must be the universe telling me that i’m doing great and not to worry about it
so for your third word starting with the letter c to describe sciver-brunt’s century you’ve just written “century”
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 AM
so for your third word starting with the letter c to describe sciver-brunt’s century you’ve just written “century”
kanye discourse why it’s simply not helpful to talk about these issues through celebrities imo
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
kanye discourse why it’s simply not helpful to talk about these issues through celebrities imo
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Oh me? I'm just reading the latest about Britney Spears... In the LRB
January 26, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Oh me? I'm just reading the latest about Britney Spears... In the LRB
insiders report that starmer is actually a massive fan of burns supper and knows the entire “address to a haggis” off by heart
January 26, 2026 at 9:35 PM
insiders report that starmer is actually a massive fan of burns supper and knows the entire “address to a haggis” off by heart
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THE COASTS OF CLYDE (1958)
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
THE COASTS OF CLYDE (1958)
please create a french nationalised short form text social media site so i can post on it exclusively
France announced today it’s phasing out Teams, Zoom, etc. to be replaced with a French/European solution called Visio. The data is hosted on Outscale. Transcripts and subtitles are also handled by French providers. The target is set on 2027 for government agencies.
January 26, 2026 at 5:23 PM
please create a french nationalised short form text social media site so i can post on it exclusively
potato when he’s trying to steal a larger dog’s stick without them noticing
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 PM
potato when he’s trying to steal a larger dog’s stick without them noticing
yer da emails 6music referring to portishead as “beth and the boys“
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
yer da emails 6music referring to portishead as “beth and the boys“
my labour party posts particularly unedifying as they have to also both my past shame at ever caring about this stuff with my future anxiety that i will never escape caring on some level regardless of how many “lol, lmao, etc” i post
January 26, 2026 at 2:34 PM
my labour party posts particularly unedifying as they have to also both my past shame at ever caring about this stuff with my future anxiety that i will never escape caring on some level regardless of how many “lol, lmao, etc” i post
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You there, boy, have you gone beastmode this day?
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 PM
You there, boy, have you gone beastmode this day?
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at least the samurai in my backyard is quiet. he respects the peace, even as he drives his sacred blade through my tomatoes. i watch helplessly as he perfectly bisects every lemon on my tree, slashing green beans and carrots with calm determination. i sit, watching, quietly hoping that i'm next,
January 26, 2026 at 1:07 PM
at least the samurai in my backyard is quiet. he respects the peace, even as he drives his sacred blade through my tomatoes. i watch helplessly as he perfectly bisects every lemon on my tree, slashing green beans and carrots with calm determination. i sit, watching, quietly hoping that i'm next,