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exciting life news! we have a dog now. his name is potato.
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January 27, 2026 at 8:15 AM
surely better to be the recipient of a lengthy silence than the lauren laverne fake laugh
January 27, 2026 at 10:34 AM
obviously today’s weather, hugely unpleasant,
January 27, 2026 at 10:32 AM
your bf reposts ed zitron
January 27, 2026 at 7:56 AM
[getting away with a serious mistake through pure luck] must be the universe telling me that i’m doing great and not to worry about it
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 AM
so for your third word starting with the letter c to describe sciver-brunt’s century you’ve just written “century”
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 AM
kanye discourse why it’s simply not helpful to talk about these issues through celebrities imo
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Oh me? I'm just reading the latest about Britney Spears... In the LRB
January 26, 2026 at 10:09 PM
insiders report that starmer is actually a massive fan of burns supper and knows the entire “address to a haggis” off by heart
Now do Northern Ireland
January 26, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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THE COASTS OF CLYDE (1958)
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
please create a french nationalised short form text social media site so i can post on it exclusively
France announced today it’s phasing out Teams, Zoom, etc. to be replaced with a French/European solution called Visio. The data is hosted on Outscale. Transcripts and subtitles are also handled by French providers. The target is set on 2027 for government agencies.
January 26, 2026 at 5:23 PM
potato when he’s trying to steal a larger dog’s stick without them noticing
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 PM
yer da emails 6music referring to portishead as “beth and the boys“
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
my labour party posts particularly unedifying as they have to also both my past shame at ever caring about this stuff with my future anxiety that i will never escape caring on some level regardless of how many “lol, lmao, etc” i post
January 26, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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You there, boy, have you gone beastmode this day?
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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at least the samurai in my backyard is quiet. he respects the peace, even as he drives his sacred blade through my tomatoes. i watch helplessly as he perfectly bisects every lemon on my tree, slashing green beans and carrots with calm determination. i sit, watching, quietly hoping that i'm next,
January 26, 2026 at 1:07 PM
mood raised enormously after the unhappiness of the last few days when my vizier announced the arrival of a great volume of letters from generals and regional governors supporting my rule. as he read out their praise i must admit some guilt at how many of the names i had never even heard of before.
January 26, 2026 at 11:53 AM
when labour were in opposition the people who spent time making the distinction between tactics & strategy have been totally vindicated by the governments performance so far. anyway fun that the lobby are still going “excuse me why are you focusing on the bad strategy instead of the good tactics???”
As the Burnham fall-out continues, I find it amazing how many politicos seems to have real difficulty separating “this is a terrible strategic decision” and “this is not the outcome I personally wanted”.

Both options spelled trouble for Starmer. You don’t have to like the decision to see the logic
January 26, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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In anniversary news which I can’t quite verify, it may be 39 years (possibly more) since the Indian Air Force dressed their helicopters up as elephants for Republic Day
January 26, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Music For A Revolution Vol1 : Guinea's Syliphone Recording Label (1967-1973)
open.spotify.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:05 AM
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1777: Rooks resort to their nest-trees.
January 26, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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Broncia Koller-Pinell, The Bid Roof, 1903, Austrian Expressionist printmaker and painter #WomensArt
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 AM