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on voit le soleil!
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exciting life news! we have a dog now. his name is potato.
i just don’t believe australians when they talk about how good the coffee is in australia
January 29, 2026 at 7:22 PM
having a head loss moment at strand larsen being worth £50million
January 29, 2026 at 6:15 PM
seen everyone’s “funny” posts about how the apprentice is rubbish during the promos for it in before the traitors and they’ve only encouraged me to want to post about it more each thursday
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 PM
thirteen years since how asia works so at this rate by the release of “how antarctica works“ in 2091 i will finally learn how the whole world works then die of old age the following day
January 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Barbier-Walbonne detail
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 PM
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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I'll have mentioned him before, but there used to be an auld gent that sat on a low wall on the main street, and he waved at every car that passed through the village, and would greet anyone that walked by him. We'll never see the like again, and that's a real shame.
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 PM
informed that potato strongly objected to the sound of bagpipes from a street busker earlier. my suspicion is that he is more a fan of the lighter and lower volume sound produced by the breton pipe, especially played in lively companion with the “bombarde” reed instrument.
January 29, 2026 at 4:39 PM
humbling experience whenever i take a photo of something unusually specific and my wife says “are you going to make a joke on bluesky, josh“
January 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
good stuff 👍 average bluesky user would rather have him bring up warhammer exports of course www.reuters.com/world/china/...
China agrees to halve tariffs on UK whisky after Xi-Starmer talks
The reduction is a boost for one of Britain's most valued export products in a key growth market.
www.reuters.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 PM
hearing that after a successful visit to china high level talks are now underway to represent keir starmer singing a spray of plum blossoms
never fails to cheer me up when i see this video in the wild, a genuine all-timer
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 PM
understand that he’s a big fan but don’t think it was right for obama to use his platform to recommend the foidcast to best understand events in minnesota
January 29, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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Keir Starmer is a legend
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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Funny how after Brexit PM's main job is being an international whisky salesman.
U.K. PM Keir Starmer has hailed “really good progress” on Chinese whisky tariffs and visa-free travel after a lengthy meeting with President Xi Jinping.
Keir Starmer hails ‘good progress’ on Chinese whisky tariffs and visa-free travel
Britain is currently not among the European countries granted visa-free access to China.
www.politico.eu
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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Yeah I'm a man in my 30's but I'm a WASPI too:

Wifes
Away
So
Pub
It is!
January 26, 2026 at 10:11 PM
same
January 29, 2026 at 12:27 PM
i’m glad my favourite co-worker is enjoying some time off but surely can’t be fair that i now have to choose between keeping to myself and then going insane trapped in my own brain or getting invested in conversations about the broader traffic implications of the long term closure of gorgie road
January 29, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 10:20 AM
screenshot of front facing camera vertical tiktok, in which a very handsome and stylish man in his early 30 with blonde hair is looking unhappy but in a way that is charming & likeable. text says “when 6 music is playing the last dinner party again”. metrics on screen show it has a million likes.
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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After two years of BS propaganda

The IDF: about 70,000 Palestinians were killed in Gaza
January 29, 2026 at 8:20 AM
selling bluesky to my friends
There are seven of us here, including myself.
January 29, 2026 at 8:05 AM
my understanding is that they are there to secure an exhibition of work by the qianlong emperor’s favourite court painter zhang zongcang to help understand how they may have inspired his administrative revolution
January 29, 2026 at 8:02 AM
warning: the existence of no further words is implied by the creation of this term and anyone claiming otherwise can and will be prosecuted
January 29, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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Garden of Earthly Delights
January 28, 2026 at 9:21 PM