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Jim
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I'm just here to make my little jokes. ⭕️⭕️⭕️ (He/Him) "It's never too late to have a happy childhood."


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release the files. all of them. win.ini, twain.dll, autoexec.bat, everything.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
In 7th grade I got a TRS-80 computer and knew that I would somehow "work with computers", went to Sylvania Tech for nine months to learn electronics, got a job fixing original IBM-PCs and compatibles, and eventually got a job in a hospital doing IT stuff. I absolutely hate it after 38 years!
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
How could you know that I lived in a desperate world?
How could you dream that we were all made out of stone?
What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Every year we go to a high end craft show and every year my favorite guy shows up.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I love when I get up in the morning and, as I scroll backwards through the timeline, I become increasingly aware that there is something horrible that I will eventually get to read about. Sometimes Bluesky is the equivalent of eating hornets for breakfast.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Here is a little rubber thing I found on my office floor last week. It is obviously a rubber foot for something but I have no idea what. I will keep it in my desk drawer for the rest of my life.
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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the grand opening of oakshire place mobile home sales of union city, tennessee, may 1970, with free entertainment by... who?!
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Good old Woz. Good for him.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Does anyone else have weird rules for which YouTube videos are worthy of going full-screen and which aren't?
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I love that Robert Plant is making the sort of music that will absolutely piss off every single "Zeppelin rules!" dork I knew in high school.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHL5...
Robert Plant: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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"I call my lackeys associates, my associates partners, and my partners family, because it never hurts to be generous, but what I ain't gonna do is call you dad."

My mom's new boyfriend Tim: "That's alright slugger, that's alright."
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Knock knock, motherfucker
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I was getting annoyed at the new Ken Burns doc for using fake period pantings and drawings, because it felt a bit misleading, but then it occurred to me that there are no photos to pan across.
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I like bsky.app/profile/xblo... for this
bsky.app
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I will only use AI if I can use it to block Grok screen shots.
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I watch a lot of cooking videos so YouTube keeps recommending me Alton Brown videos and, man, it's one thing to suggest an asshole, but it's even worse to suggest an asshole I used to hold in such high regard.
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
FYI, shutting this off takes away the mail categories, which turns your inbox into a giant shit show.

I hate this timeline.
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Why are there so many fake followers here? What do they gain? I get the scammers that DM me looking for money, but all these other fake accounts. I maybe get 3-4 every day and they all have similar profiles. What do they get from following me? Do people really follow back randos like that?
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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@trey.com recently sat down for a lengthy podcast talking about his sobriety. This is well worth watching:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ePV7...
The Wind Blows High w/ Trey Anastasio | The Small Bow Podcast
YouTube video by The Small Bow
m.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Mine’s free just ask
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's almost noon time and I'm sitting at my desk and I hear... an owl? Screeching? Then I realize it's coming from our bedroom. It was Amy practicing her calls. This is one of the many, uh, let's call them joys, of being married to a naturalist.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM