Jim
@bondcliff.bsky.social
I'm just here to make my little jokes. "Keep what's important and know who's your friend" ⭕️⭕️⭕️ Masshole. (He/Him) "It's never too late to have a happy childhood."
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I would give my left pinky toe if I could get a #4, medium rare, from York Steak House. I loved everything about the entire experience as a kid.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I would give my left pinky toe if I could get a #4, medium rare, from York Steak House. I loved everything about the entire experience as a kid.
Hamm makes number three. Where is Wesley?
January 19, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Hamm makes number three. Where is Wesley?
Every commercial during football has one of Liz Lemon’s ex boyfriends in it.
January 19, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Every commercial during football has one of Liz Lemon’s ex boyfriends in it.
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NBA game in London. Someone screams “Leave Greenland alone!” during US national anthem. The crowd reacts in support.
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
NBA game in London. Someone screams “Leave Greenland alone!” during US national anthem. The crowd reacts in support.
I’m glad everyone agrees that it’s good that The Patriots won.
January 18, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I’m glad everyone agrees that it’s good that The Patriots won.
Post a car picture you took
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Post a car picture you took
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Look for the helpers
Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest
A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.
www.artnews.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Look for the helpers
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I sent money and handwarmers to Minneapolis and will absolutely send money and batteries to Philadelphia.
I've heard rumors that Philadelphia is next for the ICE invasion after Minneapolis.
Maybe I'm wrong, but
1) More than 11% of all ICE agents are in Minneapolis, and they've utterly failed to pacify the city.
2) Philly is 5x the size of Minneapolis.
3) "Minnesota nice" is a thing. We don't have that.
Maybe I'm wrong, but
1) More than 11% of all ICE agents are in Minneapolis, and they've utterly failed to pacify the city.
2) Philly is 5x the size of Minneapolis.
3) "Minnesota nice" is a thing. We don't have that.
January 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I sent money and handwarmers to Minneapolis and will absolutely send money and batteries to Philadelphia.
Who was the first guy to hold up a D and a fence?
January 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Who was the first guy to hold up a D and a fence?
Love it when football players skip around.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Love it when football players skip around.
Weird seeing a guy from an early 2000s web series in a commercial in 2026.
January 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Weird seeing a guy from an early 2000s web series in a commercial in 2026.
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Look at this beautiful hawk I just saw!!
January 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Look at this beautiful hawk I just saw!!
FTR, I have a lot of Robertson on hand, just none in 3/4”, or kilometers or centigrade or whatever the hell they measure Robertson screws with.
January 18, 2026 at 5:15 PM
FTR, I have a lot of Robertson on hand, just none in 3/4”, or kilometers or centigrade or whatever the hell they measure Robertson screws with.
Fixing some loose drawer slides in my kitchen and the cabinets are Canadian-made, which means they used Robertson screws, and I’m using Phillips screws so now there’s a mix and I might just leave an apology note to the next person who has to repair them.
January 18, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Fixing some loose drawer slides in my kitchen and the cabinets are Canadian-made, which means they used Robertson screws, and I’m using Phillips screws so now there’s a mix and I might just leave an apology note to the next person who has to repair them.
Straight Up was playing the first time I saw a naked woman (18yo, strip club in Montreal) and to this day it still does something, er, funny to me.
January 18, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Straight Up was playing the first time I saw a naked woman (18yo, strip club in Montreal) and to this day it still does something, er, funny to me.
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The “Jupiter Greedy” discourse is quite literally sending me into outer space
January 17, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The “Jupiter Greedy” discourse is quite literally sending me into outer space
Is this meant to be erotic, because…
January 18, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Is this meant to be erotic, because…
Actually, maybe it’s just part of the new iPhone UI. It wouldn’t be the worst new feature.
January 18, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Actually, maybe it’s just part of the new iPhone UI. It wouldn’t be the worst new feature.
My jerkbutt cat could not be reached for comment.
January 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
My jerkbutt cat could not be reached for comment.
Every single day there is a hair somewhere on my phone screen, and every single day it is a different hair from the previous one.
January 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Every single day there is a hair somewhere on my phone screen, and every single day it is a different hair from the previous one.
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Got to experience something truly magical this evening: after a rapturous screening of Goodfellas, its producer Irwin Winkler was asked by a nerd in the audience on his thoughts about the online memeification of Goodfellas online. He responded "I don't know what that means. Next question."
January 18, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Got to experience something truly magical this evening: after a rapturous screening of Goodfellas, its producer Irwin Winkler was asked by a nerd in the audience on his thoughts about the online memeification of Goodfellas online. He responded "I don't know what that means. Next question."
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You have passed the halfway mark for January, congratulations! It's the longest and darkest of the dark months and you've got this. Sunset ticked forward to 5.17pm today.
January 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
You have passed the halfway mark for January, congratulations! It's the longest and darkest of the dark months and you've got this. Sunset ticked forward to 5.17pm today.
Just drilled one hundred holes. Tedious.
January 18, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Just drilled one hundred holes. Tedious.
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Fall River's whole thing is battleships and a child axe murdered. Do not fuck with them.
Oh yeah, Massachusetts is prepping. Apparently this bakery had anti-ice cookies and received death threats. They won't be open their usual hours tomorrow. Not out of fear, out of baked goods. They completely sold out and need to spend tomorrow restocking. fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...
Massachusetts bakery receiving praise, death threats, over ICE cookies
A Massachusetts bakery is receiving praise and trouble after a recent social media post received quite the response. On Sunday, The Sweet Boutique in East Longmeadow took to social media and you can s...
fallriverreporter.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Fall River's whole thing is battleships and a child axe murdered. Do not fuck with them.