Ben Lamb
@bennyfactor.bsky.social
sandwich analyst
You can call posts here "tweets" now. Other guy isn't using it, no point in letting a good thing go to waste.
You can call posts here "tweets" now. Other guy isn't using it, no point in letting a good thing go to waste.
There's plenty you can say against Texas, but one of my favorite things is that there are like, six different kinds of state roads -- like this po on Farm to Market road 1155
December 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
There's plenty you can say against Texas, but one of my favorite things is that there are like, six different kinds of state roads -- like this po on Farm to Market road 1155
Everyone should read the children's book "your personal penguin"
Not because it offers some sort of timeless truth or special insight, but because it's funny, and unlike all the good Seuss books you probably haven't already read it one thousand times
Not because it offers some sort of timeless truth or special insight, but because it's funny, and unlike all the good Seuss books you probably haven't already read it one thousand times
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Everyone should read the children's book "your personal penguin"
Not because it offers some sort of timeless truth or special insight, but because it's funny, and unlike all the good Seuss books you probably haven't already read it one thousand times
Not because it offers some sort of timeless truth or special insight, but because it's funny, and unlike all the good Seuss books you probably haven't already read it one thousand times
I do not care about "advent", I probably have that word muted, but I'm down for twelve days of Xmas tbh. Gimme two turtle doves or whatever. Hit me up with another pear tree
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I do not care about "advent", I probably have that word muted, but I'm down for twelve days of Xmas tbh. Gimme two turtle doves or whatever. Hit me up with another pear tree
Troll: The Ancient Yuletide Carol
December 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Troll: The Ancient Yuletide Carol
Nearly two screens full of begging. Wikipedia was set up by internet libertarians, don't they have some original bitcoins or whatever to pay for the servers, who do they think they are with this, PBS?
December 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Nearly two screens full of begging. Wikipedia was set up by internet libertarians, don't they have some original bitcoins or whatever to pay for the servers, who do they think they are with this, PBS?
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ahh my favorite
![anime ceiling fan with closed caption reading
[GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER MUSIC]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:itnk7t3c6vuuxeyuidqs47sl/bafkreihyi4q3kqbkonfq5qwu7npjyo2w3ftsm3lgg7i4bzkfqwuxys6tfm@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
ahh my favorite
There is an oddly beautiful cell phone Tower northwest of the mangonia park suburban train station (tri rail?) in West Palm Beach. Couldn't get a photo but it was like actually pretty
December 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
There is an oddly beautiful cell phone Tower northwest of the mangonia park suburban train station (tri rail?) in West Palm Beach. Couldn't get a photo but it was like actually pretty
Posting from a train in Florida right now: lmbo
FlightAware shows more than a dozen canceled flights and 40+ delays at Indianapolis International Airport. https://tinyurl.com/33amwc5s
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Posting from a train in Florida right now: lmbo
Now That's What I Call Railroading
December 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Now That's What I Call Railroading
The Jedi I admire most / met up with Darth Maul, and now he's toast
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The Jedi I admire most / met up with Darth Maul, and now he's toast
the sims... or project zomboid
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
the sims... or project zomboid
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Xmas Lemmings (1991)
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Xmas Lemmings (1991)
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He had transferred his katra to Bones, and his body was resurrected by the powers of the Genesis Device.
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He had transferred his katra to Bones, and his body was resurrected by the powers of the Genesis Device.
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
The same 1 story floor plan production builders have been making since the 80s is now apparently a modern farmhouse. The exterior isn't even all black & white like the usual Chip and JoJo knockoffs either. While I don't like that style, words still have meaning. Might as well say it's a queen anne
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The same 1 story floor plan production builders have been making since the 80s is now apparently a modern farmhouse. The exterior isn't even all black & white like the usual Chip and JoJo knockoffs either. While I don't like that style, words still have meaning. Might as well say it's a queen anne
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For some reason I had the hardest time scrolling past this post
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
For some reason I had the hardest time scrolling past this post
One xmas when Julie was working at the wish newsdesk whoever was in charge at the time forgot to buy xmas catering for the newsroom so she called up asian harbor& ordered a bunch of stuff in Chinese. I don't think anyone who was there then still works there so I guess this is just a fun serendipity
Asian Harbor, an Indianapolis restaurant owned by Mongolian immigrants, has become a Christmas Eve and Christmas Day tradition for many families, providing a sense of community and cultural enrichment. https://tinyurl.com/z5wk28hy
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
One xmas when Julie was working at the wish newsdesk whoever was in charge at the time forgot to buy xmas catering for the newsroom so she called up asian harbor& ordered a bunch of stuff in Chinese. I don't think anyone who was there then still works there so I guess this is just a fun serendipity
Counterfeit goods, city edition
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Counterfeit goods, city edition
