elf that could really go for a cigarette
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
elf that could really go for a cigarette
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Joyce Carol Oates please post about how Musk has never known the joy of tackling a Grizzly Bear Cub
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Joyce Carol Oates please post about how Musk has never known the joy of tackling a Grizzly Bear Cub
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the horse head was hollow, also serving as the fuel tank
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the horse head was hollow, also serving as the fuel tank
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a friend described this as "working in the guy mines and narrowly survive a mine collapse that reveals a pure gleaming guy vein the size of your arm" and i describe it as being sideswiped on a dark highway by a car going 120 w/ no one in it and a bumper sticker that says "PUSSY AVOIDANT" on the back
censored again - "somewhere in time 2: somewhere harder"
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
a friend described this as "working in the guy mines and narrowly survive a mine collapse that reveals a pure gleaming guy vein the size of your arm" and i describe it as being sideswiped on a dark highway by a car going 120 w/ no one in it and a bumper sticker that says "PUSSY AVOIDANT" on the back
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You (a fool): The LLM is an all-knowing oracle, on its way to godlike intelligence
Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence
The LLM: You can eat that rock
Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence
The LLM: You can eat that rock
August 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You (a fool): The LLM is an all-knowing oracle, on its way to godlike intelligence
Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence
The LLM: You can eat that rock
Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence
The LLM: You can eat that rock
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Wait my Twitter account has a banger lemme just repost it
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Wait my Twitter account has a banger lemme just repost it
![conspiracy collage about digging into the earth
"Yeah, it's just a bunch of clay and rocks down there. don't bother." SOUNDS RIGHT TO ME!
[picture of a shovel] GUESS ILL THROW THIS OL' TIME-WASTER AWAY THEN
[picture of the soil composition triangle diagram] EXCEPT ...
[picture of sedimentary layers labeled O (Organic), A (Surface), B (Subsoil), C (Substratum), and D (?????) except D is replaced with a psychadelic spiritscape] youve never dug THIRTY FEET DOWN
[arrow pointing to the "sandy loam" section of the composition diagram] Sandy Loam: *Who is she?*
[pixelated headshot of a woman labeled S. Loam]
[image of a fully redacted document] WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS?
[picture of a treasure chest overflowing with coins] oh, did some one lose this?
machine diggers programmed to shut down at 25ft depth [picture of a compact backhoe]
it's called "bed" rock because it keeps you ASLEEP](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7swqbl4sdpvqgeyaclbm5g4a/bafkreial3appymm6dl5qiez2n6w5vciimkens6igwypkusawve7v4cfy3q@jpeg)
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havana syndrome? That's right buddy I got havana syndrome. Havana Good Time Online
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
havana syndrome? That's right buddy I got havana syndrome. Havana Good Time Online
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Dems have spent my whole life trying to stop anyone with these politics and this message from getting anywhere because they knew what it would do for public morale and political engagement. Their job was to suppress both.
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Dems have spent my whole life trying to stop anyone with these politics and this message from getting anywhere because they knew what it would do for public morale and political engagement. Their job was to suppress both.
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on cohost we called this "poster's delight"
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
on cohost we called this "poster's delight"
IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO VOTE FOR ERIC ADAMS STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO VOTE FOR ERIC ADAMS STAY IN LINE
it's four pm. do you know where the sun is?
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
it's four pm. do you know where the sun is?
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November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
![BBC NEWS
[photo of a very silly shaped dog]
Scientists reveal the secret](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7swqbl4sdpvqgeyaclbm5g4a/bafkreihu44b3lxpxra2mrzugzgimnarg3ynun3vca4yl22izu3vxqgw5eu@jpeg)
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trying to draw my cat, pot roast, who keeps moving
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
trying to draw my cat, pot roast, who keeps moving
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ancient Incans: oouuugh I'm so houngry if only there were a lovely starchy tuber that I could cultivate
the humble potato:
the humble potato:
April 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
ancient Incans: oouuugh I'm so houngry if only there were a lovely starchy tuber that I could cultivate
the humble potato:
the humble potato:
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You cook the bacon.
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You cook the bacon.
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The
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I just watched this 500 times in a row and felt all my psychic wounds close like wolverine
Tom's cool dance
YouTube video by Go Off Kings
youtube.com
October 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I just watched this 500 times in a row and felt all my psychic wounds close like wolverine
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b4 markov chains emerged from their chrysalis & tech goons decided we all needed to be replaced with them, the only place i can think of where the primary mode of interaction with other users was nearly mindless and automatic affirmation is reddit, and i could say an awful lot of bleak shit abt that
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
b4 markov chains emerged from their chrysalis & tech goons decided we all needed to be replaced with them, the only place i can think of where the primary mode of interaction with other users was nearly mindless and automatic affirmation is reddit, and i could say an awful lot of bleak shit abt that