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Brian Horne
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Writer, composer, actor. Author of musicals SECOND TO SHERLOCK and THE AGE OF INNOCENCE.
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Brian Horne @brianbhorne.bsky.social · Oct 29
If you didn’t know, I’m a playwright/songwriter who’s written a musical called SECOND TO SHERLOCK! And you can even purchase the world premiere cast recording! Check it out at the link below!

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Second to Sherlock (World Premiere Cast Recording), by Brian Horne
21 track album
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“I will make Trump a blip in the history books” is the compromise position.
thembo.bsky.social Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 1h
All any Dem 2028 hopeful has to say is "I'll demolish everything Trump built and rebuild everything he demolished. Agencies, buildings, the rose garden, etc" and they'd all but lock a win on that alone. That none have done so suggests they don't really mind what he's built or demolished.
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Schlepping Up That Hill
louispeitzman.bsky.social Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 1d
Accidentally typed Kate Bush as “Latke Bush.” New drag name maybe.
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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can’t be good at making anything if you never wonder “have I ever had a good idea?”
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Cat just a found a live hornet in my room
Sigourney Weaver with a flamethrower
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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don't see how it's controversial to say Paul Dano was too weak in There Will Be Blood... did you miss the part where he gets his ass beat by a eldery man and doesn't even knock 1HP off the old coot. could also greatly benefit from improved speed and agility
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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phones only need one notification and it’s ’the person whose attention you’re trying to get liked your post.’ don’t tell me about stupid ass missed calls we both know i’ll get to them eventually. don’t remind me about my next meeting im sure i’ll figure it out
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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“We’re making theatrical windows shorter.” Thank God, because if anyone’s had it too easy in Hollywood, it’s the indie film that is allowed one showing at 3:45am on a Tuesday before it gets pulled from theaters to make room for fifty more screenings of the third live-action MOANA remake this decade.
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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DREAMCATCHER (2003, dir. Lawrence Kasdan)
A painting of an old-timey lawyer with white text over his head “Your Honor, he won’t stop saying it!” as he gestures at a smirking woman with purple text over her head “Ister Gay”
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Insert A Movie Into Another Movie:

Apollo 13 Going On 30
porksweats.bsky.social don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 7d
Insert A Movie Into Another Movie:

Everything, Everywhere All At Once Upon A Time In America
johnrsmithjnr.bsky.social John R Smith Jnr @johnrsmithjnr.bsky.social · 7d
Insert a movie into another movie:

OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEYBALL
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Back in 2009 a guy made an extremely obviously fake video and got Democrats to shoot themselves in the foot by defunding ACORN. 16 years later all our major institutions still haven’t learned these people are acting exclusively in bad faith.
parkermolloy.com Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 9d
The Twitter account for the Turning Point USA chapter at OU seems to have only started posting last week with an anti-trans pressure campaign. And then, oh gosh, what are the odds that they just happened to immediately find someone who claims to have been discriminated against by a trans person?
Have you ever wondered why somebody went into college with conservative beliefs, and came out identifying as LGBTQ and woke, here is why. A student in 'Elements of Physchology' expressed their concerns over the university making her learn these topics in order to pass the class, "For our upcoming exam I don't want to receive a bad grade if I answer honestly in my opinion" said the student. This is unacceptable, these beliefs go directly against science. No student should be forced to learn or rewire their brain to believe that someone can change their gender. @ou_president , please fix this. #universityofoklahoma @uofoklahoma @ou_president @TPUSA Tweet from TPUSA_OU: At the University of Oklahoma, the 'Office of Advocacy and Education' placed tampons and pads in men's restrooms across campus in an effort to appeal toward transgender individuals. Students are asking why the school isn't advocating for mental health resources for these individuals instead of affirming their mental illness. The school is telling students to "stop talking and listen" and to "believe them", in reference to transgenders. If a man identifies as a female, he can walk into the women's restroom, no questions asked. Here at Turning Point, we believe that there are only two sexes, male and female, and there's no changing what you were assigned at birth. We also believe it to be disgusting and inappropriate to put students or anybody for that matter in a situation where they are worried for their safety in these private areas. @UofOklahoma do better. #universityofoklahoma #woke #2genders #Igbt @ou_president @TPUSA
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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The Simpsons - Superintendent Chalmers in the famous steamed hams episode. "Yes, and you float after unequipping the iron boots despite the fact you are obviously carrying them. "
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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RIP to a legendary playwright
theguardian.com The Guardian @theguardian.com · 11d
Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88
Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88
A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter The playwright Tom Stoppard, whose playful erudition dazzled the theatregoing world for decades, has died aged 88. One of a select band of writers from any discipline to earn his own adjective – “Stoppardian” – in the Oxford English Dictionary, he delighted in the most improbable juxtapositions: philosophy and gymnastics in Jumpers (1972); early 19th-century landscape gardening and chaos theory in Arcadia (1993); rock music, dissident Czech academics and the love poetry of Sappho in Rock ’n’ Roll (2006). Continue reading...
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November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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When there’s too much time to kill before the movie and no one else is here yet
A picture of me next to cardboard stand-ins of Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo as Glinda and Elphaba with the caption “Me and the girls”; My friend replies with “You look like that one meme with the guy looking at the passing girl” An edit of the distracted boyfriend meme with me as the new girl, Ariana/Glinda as the distracted boyfriend, and Cynthia/Elphaba as the girlfriend
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Pickleball is a sport that only exists on dating app profiles and you cannot convince me otherwise.
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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As CEO of Mott’s Applesauce I really have to question your mental state if Applesauce isn’t on your plate, in your toilet, in the bedroom, really everywhere that Applesauce could help
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Coming up next on the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, it’s the cast of SINNERS performing “Rocky Road to Dublin”!

JACK O’CONNELL, eyes shining: Won’t you invite us into your homes for this one little ditty?
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM