Brian Horne
brianbhorne.bsky.social
Brian Horne
@brianbhorne.bsky.social
Writer, composer, actor. Author of musicals SECOND TO SHERLOCK and THE AGE OF INNOCENCE.
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If you didn’t know, I’m a playwright/songwriter who’s written a musical called SECOND TO SHERLOCK! And you can even purchase the world premiere cast recording! Check it out at the link below!

brianbhorne.bandcamp.com/album/second...
Second to Sherlock (World Premiere Cast Recording), by Brian Horne
21 track album
brianbhorne.bandcamp.com
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Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A week late but happy belated anniversary to this iconic post
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“I will make Trump a blip in the history books” is the compromise position.
All any Dem 2028 hopeful has to say is "I'll demolish everything Trump built and rebuild everything he demolished. Agencies, buildings, the rose garden, etc" and they'd all but lock a win on that alone. That none have done so suggests they don't really mind what he's built or demolished.
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Schlepping Up That Hill
Accidentally typed Kate Bush as “Latke Bush.” New drag name maybe.
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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can’t be good at making anything if you never wonder “have I ever had a good idea?”
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Cat just a found a live hornet in my room
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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don't see how it's controversial to say Paul Dano was too weak in There Will Be Blood... did you miss the part where he gets his ass beat by a eldery man and doesn't even knock 1HP off the old coot. could also greatly benefit from improved speed and agility
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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phones only need one notification and it’s ’the person whose attention you’re trying to get liked your post.’ don’t tell me about stupid ass missed calls we both know i’ll get to them eventually. don’t remind me about my next meeting im sure i’ll figure it out
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
“We’re making theatrical windows shorter.” Thank God, because if anyone’s had it too easy in Hollywood, it’s the indie film that is allowed one showing at 3:45am on a Tuesday before it gets pulled from theaters to make room for fifty more screenings of the third live-action MOANA remake this decade.
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
DREAMCATCHER (2003, dir. Lawrence Kasdan)
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Insert A Movie Into Another Movie:

Apollo 13 Going On 30
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Everything, Everywhere All At Once Upon A Time In America
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OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEYBALL
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Back in 2009 a guy made an extremely obviously fake video and got Democrats to shoot themselves in the foot by defunding ACORN. 16 years later all our major institutions still haven’t learned these people are acting exclusively in bad faith.
The Twitter account for the Turning Point USA chapter at OU seems to have only started posting last week with an anti-trans pressure campaign. And then, oh gosh, what are the odds that they just happened to immediately find someone who claims to have been discriminated against by a trans person?
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
When there’s too much time to kill before the movie and no one else is here yet
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM