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Chris Warriner
@kingdarian.bsky.social
The Wound-up Nerd Chronicle

🏳️‍🌈 I like video games, good food, & Sailor Moon. he/him

physical video game publishing producer at Fangamer

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I wonder whatever became of him - the unnamed kid who used up 3 of Arino's lives on the live Mighty Bomb Jack challenge
February 16, 2026 at 9:33 AM
I've been on instagram a lot and so I've become an expert in identifying if a food is unhealthy based on comments I've read. The tell-tale signs of unhealthy food
- calories
- ingredients
- chemicals (If it contains atoms that are bonded together)
- seasoning
- was purchased from a store
- is eaten
February 16, 2026 at 7:06 AM
somehow it is once again midnight

they've got one of those every day, it seems
February 16, 2026 at 7:00 AM
filling my genesis with laundry detergent
February 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I feel like I've avoid this movie because of the poster, but I just saw some clips and it looks like it could be a fun movie so I'm watching it now
February 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I had to take off my phone’s case to use the lenses. Here’ your reminder to get your phone naked and brush out the gunk that accumulates in the cracks.
February 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
excuse me, he asked for no pickles!
February 15, 2026 at 11:26 PM
a fisheye lens is also included
February 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
love a good lens aberration
February 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
February 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
February 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
rummaging through my bookshelf to find something and i stumbled across some smartphone camera lenses i bought a while back

here’s the macro lens in action - needs dusting
February 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
February 15, 2026 at 9:56 PM
are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
February 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Finally, a house within my budget!
shoe house, wacky golf, north myrtle beach, south carolina, 1979
February 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
seeing Arino in a blue jumpsuit is like seeing Bart in a blue t-shirt
February 15, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Reposted by Chris Warriner
Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:
Really photo editing here by Hector Vivas of Getty Images. Composite of the women's snowboard halfpipe final, depicting all the female Olympians who competed.
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I could go for one of these right now
February 15, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Wait, what? Why’s this sticker on my Trader Joe’s orange?
February 15, 2026 at 6:29 AM
My HRA score came in for my complete Snowman series house. 114,027 points. Previous score for comparison: 58,090.
February 15, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I got Valentines... from my Animal Crossing villagers. Each came with an outfit present
February 15, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I'm sorry, can you repeat what you just said? I was thinking about the way the woman says "sausalito" in the pepperidge farm cookie commercial from 1998
February 15, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Chicken Nood Soup
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Reposted by Chris Warriner
Guys I just found some Nintendo GBA development equipment at Hard Off. GBA wireless adapter modified with a USB port and the red/green lights are NOT standard on the retail model. Big find. ¥300 lol. #ハードオフファミリー
February 15, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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That’s all Folks
February 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM