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Chris Warriner
@kingdarian.bsky.social
The Wound-up Nerd Chronicle

🏳️‍🌈 I like video games, good food, & Sailor Moon. he/him

physical video game publishing producer at Fangamer

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this word has set off alarm bells for me for a while now, in ways I can’t quite articulate
have become wildly suspicious of the word “wholesome”
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by Chris Warriner
You've heard of "girl dinner" but how about

(Joke by @skybun.bsky.social )
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
POV: you are an ancient vampire with a smartphone
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
what you see here is my first meal of the day, somewhat a combination of breakfast and lunch i like to call blunch
February 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Reposted by Chris Warriner
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 AM
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 AM
average virtual boy owner
February 13, 2026 at 5:43 AM
apparently you can get lightheaded from standing up too quickly when you're mad at a video game
February 13, 2026 at 5:37 AM
🌈 "bad" games are worth playing ✨
February 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
who wants in?
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
bold of trader joe's to make valentine jelly beans and have one of the flavors be coconut

not certified hall of fame jelly bean flavor piña colada, which has a coconut component, but straight up coconut among sweet fruity flavors
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 AM
talk about snowballs...
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Reposted by Chris Warriner
February 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
konami rhythm games

bemani? No, wasmani

now benone
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Reposted by Chris Warriner
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/1149
『配線の世界3』発売。コンセントを繋げてとことん広がる混沌の世界。
"Wiring World 3" released. A chaotic world that expands as you connect the power outlets.
#ガチャポン #gachapon
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Reposted by Chris Warriner
🚨 Special Urban Report 🚨

Yumbo Centrum Shopping
Maspalomas, Spain
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
everybody loves him
Rayman 30th Anniversary edition Out Tomorrow.
February 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
February 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
this is the house the weather girls were singing from
February 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Reposted by Chris Warriner
"Mr. Do! Purchased At Pink Gorilla for Fourty Bucks"
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
when I’m not staying up too late watching random YouTube videos I’m staying up too late reading another chapter in this fascinating biography on Gene Kelly I picked up (I’m a slow reader)

But this is a good approach because, like watching a tv show weekly, I’m able to process & remember what I read
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 AM
here's something completely different - using a chessboard to multiply, divide, and find square roots youtu.be/_Qe_0aj4eEM?...
Why You Can't Bring Checkerboards to Math Exams
YouTube video by Wrath of Math
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 AM
2026... and 1 bells
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
treated myself to a back massager in hopes that it will knead my body like the dough in my bread machine
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
why are there so many
games about WanChai
and what's on the other side?
My friend: “So, planning on picking up any imports today?”

Me (throwing on a Stereo MCs track): “I’m gonna get
February 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM