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Chris Warriner
@kingdarian.bsky.social
The Wound-up Nerd Chronicle

🏳️‍🌈 I like video games, good food, & Sailor Moon. he/him

physical video game publishing producer at Fangamer

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gonna start using the spaced repetition method to remember why I walked into this room
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I had a hankering for some root beer, and whatever lola wants lola gets
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
'cause tonight is the night when 2 become 1
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
exCUSE me? In the garbage dump!?
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
E3 presenters in the mid-2000s:
February 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Cats: perching on CRT monitors and TVs since 19XX.

The PC is an Olivetti M20, a Z80 based compy with its own OS and a fine line in vector green felines. Dual floppies - nice!

Snapped from the Creative Black Book, published in '85.
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I loved her in Super Mario Bros. (1993)
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Birdo sprites from 'Wario's Woods' across both the NES and Super Nintendo versions.
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
salad
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I'm going back to handwritten letters sent through the mail
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I wish my newest neighbors would realize this is an apartment complex where everyone around can hear you hootin' 'n' hollerin' at 1:19am because they're trying to sleep
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 AM
is this loss?
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 AM
felt cute might delete later
February 9, 2026 at 7:53 AM
I've eaten like 4 oranges since coming back from grocery shopping. My hunger (for juicy oranges) cannot be sated.
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 AM
do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

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February 9, 2026 at 7:28 AM
floating in the periphery, as one does
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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i heard you were looking for an illustration of Olive Oyl using her nintendo famicom, with the tv-net modem peripheral plugged into it, so she can use "daiwa my trade", and make trades on the japanese stock market, with the help of popeye.

well here you go
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
trader joe's was busy for superbowl afternoon. I guess I wasn't the only one thinking it would make for a good time to shop
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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don't let anyone tell you what your limits are

trust in yourself and discover how much you can grow
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 AM
things you will never hear me say
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
February 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I heard a thunk in front of my door. Wasn’t expecting a package. I forgot about these.
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
trying another brand of soy milk with my coffee and I can see why some folks don't like the taste. It has the same two ingredients (water and beans) but tastes completely different in a noticeable way
February 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Votoms is great
THE FURIOUS MUNCHER
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM