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Chris Warriner
@kingdarian.bsky.social
The Wound-up Nerd Chronicle

🏳️‍🌈 I like video games, good food, & Sailor Moon. he/him

physical video game publishing producer at Fangamer

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here's something completely different - using a chessboard to multiply, divide, and find square roots youtu.be/_Qe_0aj4eEM?...
Why You Can't Bring Checkerboards to Math Exams
YouTube video by Wrath of Math
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I was just lamenting the puritanical haze that has cursed many of my generation earlier today. Like, save that judgey attitude for church. It’s an extremely c*nservative v*alues-aligned way of thinking. (censoring to avoid bots)
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 AM
a photographer took pictures of people before and after she called them beautiful
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
(I'm still missing the Snowman fridge...........)
February 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
2026... and 1 bells
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I’ve been spoiled and only a Japanese style soaking bathtub would satisfy me. If i ever win the lottery and can afford a house, that’s going in day 1.
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
treated myself to a back massager in hopes that it will knead my body like the dough in my bread machine
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I think it's for the PolyStation
February 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
why are there so many
games about WanChai
and what's on the other side?
My friend: “So, planning on picking up any imports today?”

Me (throwing on a Stereo MCs track): “I’m gonna get
February 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
sugiyama is forced to listen to this on repeat in hell
reminds me of when I played DQ1 on one of those FC to SFC adapters, except Bomberman is far more harmonious here
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
pov: you are helping evanescence make guacamole

"bring me two limes"
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
wake me up (before you go go)
can't wake up (don't leave me solo)
save me (wake me up and take me dancing tonight)
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
those elixirs did irreparable harm to him. All he can say now is, "gawrsh a hidden mickey"
February 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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male living space /// lady living space
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
there's got to be a better way!
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 AM
all over the place? I keep my sleep in my bed
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 AM
The World Tree's Woe AND The Blight Below? In this economy?
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 AM
what's cooler than being cool?
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
you sleep in a big bed with your wife

I am thinking about Wai Wai Playing Card War for the PlayStation which uses the Wai Wai Playing Card War controller with LCD screen to display the player's current hand

we are not the same
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 AM
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
not even in high school yet, and they're all about 7 feet tall
Once again, the obscure puzzle artwork for this franchise delivers and deserves to be more widely utilized. Mako with a jukebox just makes so much sense for some reason, and Minako and Artemis eating donuts together is so cozy and perfect. (Credit: Threelights.net) #SailorMoon
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM