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Chris Warriner
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The Wound-up Nerd Chronicle

🏳️‍🌈 I like video games, good food, & Sailor Moon. he/him

physical video game publishing producer at Fangamer

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buying this to stretch over my car
Kirby Beanie Adult Size is $0.11 on Amazon Haul buff.ly/2e2VT8r

lots more $0.11 items (free shipping over $25 order, otherwise shipping is ~$3.99) buff.ly/QSygO1n #ad
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Tucson drivers sure LOVE to take right turns from the lane NEXT TO the turning lane
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
in the first part of the film, M is shown traveling the world in search of the mythic dragon balls
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Romancing SaGa 3's 30 yrs old, & veteran Square pixel artist Kazuko Shibuya shared a glimpse at a dev doc that intersects with recent interest in specialised printed material: paper records of Monika's animation data, visually & with OAM index maps for each 8x8 sprite xcancel.com/Skazuko/stat...
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Celebrating the 30th anniversary of Romancing SaGa 3 with special celebration artwork by SaGa franchise illustrator Satoshi Kuramochi.

The remaster turns 6 today, and is on sale on Nintendo Switch and mobile for a limited time!
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I took exactly 1 excedrin at 3pm for a headache and I’m still wide awake at 1am
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
reading reviews of The Last Remnant Remastered and having a good chuckle
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Trader Joe’s was Sunday morning busy at 6:30pm on a Monday - I’m guessing they were all there to hear Laura Branigan belt out Gloria through the in-store radio
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I keep getting served a twitch ad for headphones with someone exclaiming "look at how cute they are" when they are the most plain looking black headphones
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
draw me like one of your double dribblers
DOUBLE DRIBBLE
KONAMI 1987
NES
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
leaning to the left to avoid the beam of sunlight that shines between the window blinds directly at face height in my cubicle for exactly 5 minutes every day as the sun sets

pictured: me
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
also a secret SaGa game
The Alliance Alive HD Remastered (Steam) is $7.99 on Fanatical buff.ly/rOYfDH9
$7.99 Steam buff.ly/g6RqAQf
$12.49 US PSN buff.ly/CYoJh1v
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Really nice test of a low poly Ridge Racer running in full 3D on the GBA. From Gustavo Valiente's RR project: gvaliente.itch.io/rr-project
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
SaGa freak, logging on
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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🐔
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tried my best to recreate my new system account Mii in the Nintendo account mii maker, but the colors and vibes are off. Fewer options make it a pale comparison (figuratively and literally)
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
just according to keikaku
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
buy it! It's really good!!
PARANORMASIGHT: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo is $9.99 on US eShop buff.ly/YedgQoU
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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It is possible to break the Frog Flap microgame in WarioWare simply by being too skillful. Red platforms speed up the frog, blue ones slow it down. By skipping red platforms and landing on the blue ones, the frog will eventually start flying and never come back down.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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The artwork of Drac's Night Out by Roger Huyssen used for advertising the #NES game which... never came out! And also the Reebok sneakers for good measure. Removed logos/text, applying the usual upscale/clean/retouch process.
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Watched a lot of Alfred Hitchcock tonight. I really like the one where someone gets murdered. Have you seen that episode?
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Chuck Schumer you are currently being obliterated by "Fox Trot"
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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chibi-robo 🤖
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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cigarette shop sign, woodward, michigan, 1986
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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NES game found in an industrial garbage bin: Press A
Arino: *presses A*
GAME OVER - I didn't say Simon says!
Arino: Ehhh? Ah, that really surprised me.
Voiceover: Will this decrepit aging husk of a man be able to see his family tonight?
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM