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Chris Warriner
@kingdarian.bsky.social
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The Wound-up Nerd Chronicle

🏳️‍🌈 I like video games, good food, & Sailor Moon. he/him

physical video game publishing producer at Fangamer

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just say the word… 🥷
Pictured: a shriveled old man who is the reason many students never learned how to read, and wife
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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trader joe’s, you’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do
a bag of apples described as “naturally red inside” - I’ve bitten into one and it’s yellow inside like a regular apple
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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heartbreaking
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I'd Rather Be, with "The Last Remnant" logo under an illustration of a fish going for a fish hook, with a white rectangle covering the word "fishing"
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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"the game was mean to me - 6/10"
The Last Remnant Remastered Critic Review Jun 27, 2019 60 NintendoWorldReport This game had issues at launch, particularly it’s unbalanced combat system, but over a decade later these issues stand in stark relief. Ultimately, even if everything else were great, and the combat system worked exactly like they wanted, the game would still feel unfair. And in a 100+ hour JRPG, that constant grinding unfairness will poison any joy a game can create. There are times where I enjoy playing it, but always know a kick in the teeth is lurking around the corner.
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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this made me think of a sour candy I loved as a kid when I lived in Germany. There was a guy who sold various candies and snacks out of a little stand in my neighborhood and my favorite was these chewy strips with a sour coating. They came in a variety of flavors and looked similar to this
a plastic tub with strips of candy coated in a tart/sour sugar mixture, labeled "Sour Power"
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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leaning to the left to avoid the beam of sunlight that shines between the window blinds directly at face height in my cubicle for exactly 5 minutes every day as the sun sets

pictured: me
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64) an activated sun face on a wall
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Toy Story 2 Woody Sousaku Daisakusen!! (Sega PICO) - end screen showing おわり(the end) above renders of Woody, Buzz, Jesse, and Bullseye in a sepia tone color pallet that really only works for Woody.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
kingdarian.bsky.social
oh god
the Lufia III Ruins Chasers logo
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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computer, enhance
Breath of Fire III - Peco, a little guy
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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SaGa freak, logging on
SaGa Frontier - Blue's image illustration SaGa Frontier - T260G's image illustration SaGa Frontier - Asellus's image illustration SaGa Frontier - Coon's image illustration
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Tried my best to recreate my new system account Mii in the Nintendo account mii maker, but the colors and vibes are off. Fewer options make it a pale comparison (figuratively and literally)
Nintendo Network ID Mii - it's pale and slightly off looking Nintendo Switch 2 system profile Mii - he is positively perfect in every way Nintendo account page showing the account Mii and the Nintendo Switch 2 system user Mii, separated and never to interact
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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new decade of my life, time to update my Mii
It’s Miiiiiiiii~ (A wavy blonde Mii with a beard and glasses sits and looks ahead to a future that still has possibilities)
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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my goal every weekend
2 stills from in interview with Hayao Miyazaki. He is seated outdoors surrounded by greenery on a wooden chair near a wooden table, upon which a white cat is lying. “Look at how carefree she looks,“ he remarks. “You have no schedule.”
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Rugrats - grandpa Lou Pickles reacting to the dummi bears movie title "The Land Without Smiles" by saying, "Land Without Brains" is more like it!
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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The Simpson - newspaper with photo of Bart at a parade with the headline, “Local Gays Show Their Pride”
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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The Last Remnant Remastered (NSW) / “The name’s Rush… Rush Sykes! Who’re you?” An old The Simpsons metal button with Bart leaning to the side with a speech bubble that reads, “I’m Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?”
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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an ancient meme depicting final fantasy xiii as a boxed set of dozens of discs for the xbox 360
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I have to wade through a list of "tiktok stars" to find the real ones. It's her, Marie Curie, Joni Mitchell, and 100 youtubers and tiktokers
a trending list of of famous people who have a november 7 birthday - Marie Curie (physicist) is ranked 15th among tik tok stars, movie actors, tv actors, and pop singers
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I have the same birthday as Anne!!!!!!!!
actress Amybeth McNulty who portrayed Anne Shirley in the Anne of Green Gables adaptation Anne with an E, was also born on November 7
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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If you’re looking for something new to play, we’ve got some options for you. Out today on physical, with some great exclusive pack-ins:
- Crow Country (NSW & PS5)
- ANTONBLAST (NSW)
- 20XX/30XX (NSW)

find them at www.fangamer.com/collections/...
the games described, stacked in their cases
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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that time RuPaul posted the trains flag instead of the trans flag, March 2018 in a tweet that reads, "In the 10 years we've been casting Drag Race, the only thing we've ever screened for is charisma uniqueness nerve and talent. And that will never change."
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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i'm old
me, smiling, wearing a princess peach party hat that nintendo said I should download and print out
November 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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again, not sure who the asshole at slack is, but you don't send out the notification about the change more than a week after you implement the change with no warning
notification box on slack saying "Muted channels are now hidden"
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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he’s telling me that in a past life I bought a zoo
Zoo Keeper 3D (3DS) the result screen showing a score of 123794, catch 630, play time 05:51
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM