Brian Horne
@brianbhorne.bsky.social
Writer, composer, actor. Author of musicals SECOND TO SHERLOCK and THE AGE OF INNOCENCE.
First class passengers when you use a glitch to spawn infinite lifeboats
December 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
First class passengers when you use a glitch to spawn infinite lifeboats
Cat just a found a live hornet in my room
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Cat just a found a live hornet in my room
“If I wanted to fake this without AI it would cost me a bunch of money but with AI I can simply cost other people a bunch of money.”
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“If I wanted to fake this without AI it would cost me a bunch of money but with AI I can simply cost other people a bunch of money.”
DREAMCATCHER (2003, dir. Lawrence Kasdan)
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
DREAMCATCHER (2003, dir. Lawrence Kasdan)
When there’s too much time to kill before the movie and no one else is here yet
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When there’s too much time to kill before the movie and no one else is here yet
My Friday night plans? Nothing much, just a table reading for the AGE OF INNOCENCE musical I wrote.
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My Friday night plans? Nothing much, just a table reading for the AGE OF INNOCENCE musical I wrote.
The recorder tune that presaged my becoming a composer.
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The recorder tune that presaged my becoming a composer.
Remembering this TikTok I made when Dick Cheney endorsed Harris last year
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Remembering this TikTok I made when Dick Cheney endorsed Harris last year
So glad to be done with scary movies for a while, time for some cuddly bunnies playing and frolicking (I assume)
November 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So glad to be done with scary movies for a while, time for some cuddly bunnies playing and frolicking (I assume)
Poor trapped Hedwig Höss.
October 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Poor trapped Hedwig Höss.
Yellow paint discourse around Final Fantasy VII is especially funny because the original game had this:
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Yellow paint discourse around Final Fantasy VII is especially funny because the original game had this:
Jon Peters in 2004 watching Peter Jackson win Best Picture for a movie with a giant spider in it
October 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Jon Peters in 2004 watching Peter Jackson win Best Picture for a movie with a giant spider in it
Nothing but respect for my king
October 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Nothing but respect for my king
And, of course, the queen.
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
And, of course, the queen.
Always Sunny has a whole rogue’s gallery of ‘em.
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Always Sunny has a whole rogue’s gallery of ‘em.
Feels nice to finish a new draft, especially this one!
October 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Feels nice to finish a new draft, especially this one!
If you use AI to make your anti-Trump slop,
October 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If you use AI to make your anti-Trump slop,
Me rolling back into a boss room in Silksong after permanently losing my massive stash of rosaries:
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Me rolling back into a boss room in Silksong after permanently losing my massive stash of rosaries:
Heck, I’ll add another Stephen Sommers movie, and this one even made me feel things toward the end.
September 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Heck, I’ll add another Stephen Sommers movie, and this one even made me feel things toward the end.
I own this on Blu-ray and you better believe I rewatched it in honor of Treat Williams.
September 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I own this on Blu-ray and you better believe I rewatched it in honor of Treat Williams.
If you’re thinking about eulogizing Charlie Kirk without discussing the things he actually said,
September 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If you’re thinking about eulogizing Charlie Kirk without discussing the things he actually said,
[bursting through wall like Kool-Aid Man] THAT’S NOT WHAT A MOVIE MUSICAL IS!
September 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
[bursting through wall like Kool-Aid Man] THAT’S NOT WHAT A MOVIE MUSICAL IS!