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[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
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passed a billboard that said “shackled with lust? Jesus will set you free” leaving me with new questions about the services offered by Jesus
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
passed a billboard that said “shackled with lust? Jesus will set you free” leaving me with new questions about the services offered by Jesus
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capitalism will have some people waiting to feast until after 6pm even on their day off
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
capitalism will have some people waiting to feast until after 6pm even on their day off
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
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You better watch out, Santa has gout.
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You better watch out, Santa has gout.
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I don’t know how to identify a bad parent anymore. But sweeties, you’re doing great!
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I don’t know how to identify a bad parent anymore. But sweeties, you’re doing great!
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Me: make it a double.
Server: your soup??
Me: you heard me.
Server: your soup??
Me: you heard me.
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me: make it a double.
Server: your soup??
Me: you heard me.
Server: your soup??
Me: you heard me.
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3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you.
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you.
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
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I've got a car that's closed to the elements and has a heating system in it, but your one-horse open sleigh sounds nice too, I guess
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I've got a car that's closed to the elements and has a heating system in it, but your one-horse open sleigh sounds nice too, I guess
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Ho ho ho, and a Merry XXXmas to you all
Hackers access Pornhub’s premium users’ viewing habits and search history
Hackers access Pornhub’s premium users’ viewing habits and search history
ShinyHunters group reportedly behind the hack affecting data of 200m users thought to be from before 2021
Hackers have accessed the search history and viewing habits of premium users of Pornhub, one of the world’s most popular pornography websites.
A gang has reportedly accessed more than 200m data records, including premium members’ email addresses, search and viewing activities and locations. Pornhub is a heavily used site and says it has more than 100m daily visits globally. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Ho ho ho, and a Merry XXXmas to you all
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Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
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tried to download a dating app but I accidentally got Kindr, the chocolate egg app and honestly this is a lot better
December 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
tried to download a dating app but I accidentally got Kindr, the chocolate egg app and honestly this is a lot better
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Asked mom if she’d seen The Fantastic 4 and she said “Oh yes, Ringo was my favorite.”
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Asked mom if she’d seen The Fantastic 4 and she said “Oh yes, Ringo was my favorite.”
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COL. JESSUP: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
LT. CAFFEY: OH YES I CAN!
COL. JESSUP: WELL IN THAT CASE, I'M SORRY I ASSUMED YOU COULDN'T!
LT. CAFFEY: THAT'S TOTALLY FINE, I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT!
COL. JESSUP: MAYBE I CAN BUY YOU A BEER LATER!
LT. CAFFEY: THAT WOULD BE NICE!
LT. CAFFEY: OH YES I CAN!
COL. JESSUP: WELL IN THAT CASE, I'M SORRY I ASSUMED YOU COULDN'T!
LT. CAFFEY: THAT'S TOTALLY FINE, I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT!
COL. JESSUP: MAYBE I CAN BUY YOU A BEER LATER!
LT. CAFFEY: THAT WOULD BE NICE!
August 22, 2023 at 12:23 AM
COL. JESSUP: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
LT. CAFFEY: OH YES I CAN!
COL. JESSUP: WELL IN THAT CASE, I'M SORRY I ASSUMED YOU COULDN'T!
LT. CAFFEY: THAT'S TOTALLY FINE, I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT!
COL. JESSUP: MAYBE I CAN BUY YOU A BEER LATER!
LT. CAFFEY: THAT WOULD BE NICE!
LT. CAFFEY: OH YES I CAN!
COL. JESSUP: WELL IN THAT CASE, I'M SORRY I ASSUMED YOU COULDN'T!
LT. CAFFEY: THAT'S TOTALLY FINE, I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT!
COL. JESSUP: MAYBE I CAN BUY YOU A BEER LATER!
LT. CAFFEY: THAT WOULD BE NICE!
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My car is getting into the holiday spirit with its annual display of dashboard warning lights.
December 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
My car is getting into the holiday spirit with its annual display of dashboard warning lights.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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What's the best age to tell a highway it's a piece of shit?
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
What's the best age to tell a highway it's a piece of shit?
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit