Colin Girth
@bonuseruptus.bsky.social
Smart dumbass, dumb smartass.
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Colin Girth
@bonuseruptus.bsky.social
· Jan 1
Going to do my movie thread a bit differently this year since I'm not doing it on Twitter, and can take advantage of BSky's feeds, so you can see them at bsky.app/profile/bonu...
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the newest Charmin bears ad has hit a new low with its clear implication that the mother bear is somehow using the brand's Ultra Smooth Tear toilet paper to pleasure herself sexually and i am not making this up it's real
June 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
the newest Charmin bears ad has hit a new low with its clear implication that the mother bear is somehow using the brand's Ultra Smooth Tear toilet paper to pleasure herself sexually and i am not making this up it's real
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I guess he uses his feet
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I guess he uses his feet
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Revisited Casablanca last night and boy this movie about refugees desperate to be free getting crushed underfoot by fascism and their apathetic accomplices has a lot going on huh. Lot still in there
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Revisited Casablanca last night and boy this movie about refugees desperate to be free getting crushed underfoot by fascism and their apathetic accomplices has a lot going on huh. Lot still in there
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whenever i see chris cuomo with that mustache i'm imagining him talking like this guy
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
whenever i see chris cuomo with that mustache i'm imagining him talking like this guy
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CHRIS CUOMO (doing his new Mustache Man character): oooOOooh MY what a DELICIOUS distinction mr. dershowitz, please DO go on
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
CHRIS CUOMO (doing his new Mustache Man character): oooOOooh MY what a DELICIOUS distinction mr. dershowitz, please DO go on
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every time we call the president a pedophile he offers more stimulus money so maybe we should see how far we can push that before impeachment
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
every time we call the president a pedophile he offers more stimulus money so maybe we should see how far we can push that before impeachment
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
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what so many conservative freaks don’t understand yet is that:
A) Democracy allows us to resolve disagreements without violence
B) Violence is horrible & should be avoided if at all possible
C) There is a very effective historical cure for fascism
D) We outnumber them
A) Democracy allows us to resolve disagreements without violence
B) Violence is horrible & should be avoided if at all possible
C) There is a very effective historical cure for fascism
D) We outnumber them
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
what so many conservative freaks don’t understand yet is that:
A) Democracy allows us to resolve disagreements without violence
B) Violence is horrible & should be avoided if at all possible
C) There is a very effective historical cure for fascism
D) We outnumber them
A) Democracy allows us to resolve disagreements without violence
B) Violence is horrible & should be avoided if at all possible
C) There is a very effective historical cure for fascism
D) We outnumber them
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mrw i find out a border pig had a one-way solo fent party
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
mrw i find out a border pig had a one-way solo fent party
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it was definitely the day that either powell or pressburger praised him, but this is #2
This has to be the greatest day of Martin Scorsese’s life
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
it was definitely the day that either powell or pressburger praised him, but this is #2
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Twelve year old me watching married with children: “I’m going to be the first husband to ever enjoy sex. Wives are gonna go crazy for me.”
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Twelve year old me watching married with children: “I’m going to be the first husband to ever enjoy sex. Wives are gonna go crazy for me.”
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“We smell blood in the water with Trump, and we think we can untie ourselves to him and turn the democrats into a more respectable Christian nationalist party that will enshrine our rule over America forever.”
‘Trump is inconsistent with Christian principles’: why the Democratic party is seeing a rise of white clergy candidates
‘Trump is inconsistent with Christian principles’: why the Democratic party is seeing a rise of white clergy candidates
From Texas and Iowa to Arkansas, faith leaders are wading into politics to counter the rise of Christian nationalism
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“We smell blood in the water with Trump, and we think we can untie ourselves to him and turn the democrats into a more respectable Christian nationalist party that will enshrine our rule over America forever.”
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First Clinton, now this? Good for him
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
First Clinton, now this? Good for him
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I know we have fun but no one is gonna convince me Donald could give good head.
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I know we have fun but no one is gonna convince me Donald could give good head.
2025 watch #944: Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025)
Not the best in the series, but I always enjoy a heist and they brought back Isla Fisher, so I can't complain.
Not the best in the series, but I always enjoy a heist and they brought back Isla Fisher, so I can't complain.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
2025 watch #944: Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025)
Not the best in the series, but I always enjoy a heist and they brought back Isla Fisher, so I can't complain.
Not the best in the series, but I always enjoy a heist and they brought back Isla Fisher, so I can't complain.
2025 watch #943: The Running Man (2025)
It's not the original, but what could be? Decently fun and much more anticapitalist.
It's not the original, but what could be? Decently fun and much more anticapitalist.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
2025 watch #943: The Running Man (2025)
It's not the original, but what could be? Decently fun and much more anticapitalist.
It's not the original, but what could be? Decently fun and much more anticapitalist.
2025 watch #942: Who Killed Teddy Bear? (1965)
NYC was so much better before Giuliani.
NYC was so much better before Giuliani.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
2025 watch #942: Who Killed Teddy Bear? (1965)
NYC was so much better before Giuliani.
NYC was so much better before Giuliani.
2025 watch #941: Angel's Egg (1985)
Crammed full of religious symbolism and a story I am far too dumb to understand, but I will accept an egg in this trying time.
Crammed full of religious symbolism and a story I am far too dumb to understand, but I will accept an egg in this trying time.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
2025 watch #941: Angel's Egg (1985)
Crammed full of religious symbolism and a story I am far too dumb to understand, but I will accept an egg in this trying time.
Crammed full of religious symbolism and a story I am far too dumb to understand, but I will accept an egg in this trying time.
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Fetterman becoming a Trotskyist after this fall.
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fetterman becoming a Trotskyist after this fall.
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
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God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”
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Namby/Pamby 2026 will not save democracy.
We need fighters, reformers, and passionate progressives who will demand real change, real accountability, and real consequences.
We need fighters, reformers, and passionate progressives who will demand real change, real accountability, and real consequences.
This is could well be a historic midterm for Democrats.
Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives.
You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives.
You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Namby/Pamby 2026 will not save democracy.
We need fighters, reformers, and passionate progressives who will demand real change, real accountability, and real consequences.
We need fighters, reformers, and passionate progressives who will demand real change, real accountability, and real consequences.
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