Megan doesn’t know when Hanukkah starts
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Still enjoys steak, knitting and Batman. Known to discuss TOOL. Sincere Shitposter and Proud Reply Gal.
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What a stupid terrifying time to be alive
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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one thing of many that would be really good to rebuild in this country is local news reporting
December 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
one thing of many that would be really good to rebuild in this country is local news reporting
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
“The Exorcist” is a Christmas movie
William Friedkin's 🇺🇲 American supernatural horror film "THE EXORCIST" starring Ellen Burstyn, Max von Sydow, Jason Miller and Linda Blair premiered simultaneously in New York City and Los Angeles #OnThisDay in 1973
🎬 Warner Bros.
🎬 Warner Bros.
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“The Exorcist” is a Christmas movie
The Dasher Enjoyer is a real one
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The Dasher Enjoyer is a real one
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jimmy stewart voice: I'll fuck your wife
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
jimmy stewart voice: I'll fuck your wife
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This is what every institution he threatens with frivolous defamation suits should be doing
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is what every institution he threatens with frivolous defamation suits should be doing
It is CHRISTMAS, my dude.
LOG. OFF.
LOG. OFF.
My issue is that everyone wants legislation and assumes it will just all work. It won’t. Too many vested interests. Too much need for AI to make it all work, which will scare people and make them question it more.
If you have a written path to get from here to them. Just email it to me
If you have a written path to get from here to them. Just email it to me
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It is CHRISTMAS, my dude.
LOG. OFF.
LOG. OFF.
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She really understands me.
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
She really understands me.
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I see the old magic still works
An hour with their new tamagotchi and my kid had sworn off ever being a parent
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I see the old magic still works
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learning mark cuban has spent his christmas eve arguing with randos on bluesky
a woman says and like why and like don t
Alt: and like why and like don’t
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
learning mark cuban has spent his christmas eve arguing with randos on bluesky
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Happy Birthday to Jesus. Hater of the rich. Friend to sex workers. Champion of the oppressed. Lover of Jamaican ska.
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Happy Birthday to Jesus. Hater of the rich. Friend to sex workers. Champion of the oppressed. Lover of Jamaican ska.
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December 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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What are these posts people are finding and liking
His heart growing three sizes is a metaphor for the foreskin returning to him
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
What are these posts people are finding and liking
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
Shout out to the (most likely) 20 something intern in charge of the US Dept of Justice’s twitter account who is currently spending their holiday week doing THIS.
I’d quit in disgust instead but go off, kiddo!
I’d quit in disgust instead but go off, kiddo!
December 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Shout out to the (most likely) 20 something intern in charge of the US Dept of Justice’s twitter account who is currently spending their holiday week doing THIS.
I’d quit in disgust instead but go off, kiddo!
I’d quit in disgust instead but go off, kiddo!
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Lets just go ahead and believe all the bad rumors about president dipshit and if the facts contradict it someday then maybe we can reevaluate at that time. If anyone deserves this its him
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Lets just go ahead and believe all the bad rumors about president dipshit and if the facts contradict it someday then maybe we can reevaluate at that time. If anyone deserves this its him
There is nothing funny about this shit but it is still incredible to me just how much these child fuckers LOVE writing about the friends they made through pedophilia and their inability to have any other interests/hobbies.
Not a one took up macrame or calligraphy; all molestation, all the time!
Not a one took up macrame or calligraphy; all molestation, all the time!
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 AM
There is nothing funny about this shit but it is still incredible to me just how much these child fuckers LOVE writing about the friends they made through pedophilia and their inability to have any other interests/hobbies.
Not a one took up macrame or calligraphy; all molestation, all the time!
Not a one took up macrame or calligraphy; all molestation, all the time!
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man’s like “fuck that, i’m taking y’all down with me” & tbh, let’s fuckin go
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
man’s like “fuck that, i’m taking y’all down with me” & tbh, let’s fuckin go
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[hulk hogan voice] brother, i print and scan
December 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
[hulk hogan voice] brother, i print and scan
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Always remember, fuck Ronald Reagan.
December 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Always remember, fuck Ronald Reagan.
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Coming back to this, I'm still struck by the implication that academics should care if the AI pushers "trust" all our work that's done without AI.
I don't know, man, you all seemed to trust our work enough to steal it from us wholesale.
I don't know, man, you all seemed to trust our work enough to steal it from us wholesale.
I would struggle to trust an academic who doesn‘t know how to
use AI tools.
Which is not the same as not being critical.
use AI tools.
Which is not the same as not being critical.
December 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Coming back to this, I'm still struck by the implication that academics should care if the AI pushers "trust" all our work that's done without AI.
I don't know, man, you all seemed to trust our work enough to steal it from us wholesale.
I don't know, man, you all seemed to trust our work enough to steal it from us wholesale.