Zoe Parker
@itszoeallison.bsky.social
A spiky pile of trauma responses and bad coping mechanisms vaguely arranged into the shape of a woman
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A Song Of Ice And Fucking Lion Ron Perlman
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A Song Of Ice And Fucking Lion Ron Perlman
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This guy has definitely said the words "IT'S DA BAT!"
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This guy has definitely said the words "IT'S DA BAT!"
Fuck…
I guess I am gonna hold my happiness and sense of self-respect hostage until I lose weight.
That’s absolutely bonkers.
Jesus Christ being a baby tran on Twitter fuckin’ destroyed me, man.
I guess I am gonna hold my happiness and sense of self-respect hostage until I lose weight.
That’s absolutely bonkers.
Jesus Christ being a baby tran on Twitter fuckin’ destroyed me, man.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Fuck…
I guess I am gonna hold my happiness and sense of self-respect hostage until I lose weight.
That’s absolutely bonkers.
Jesus Christ being a baby tran on Twitter fuckin’ destroyed me, man.
I guess I am gonna hold my happiness and sense of self-respect hostage until I lose weight.
That’s absolutely bonkers.
Jesus Christ being a baby tran on Twitter fuckin’ destroyed me, man.
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The reason the Dems get away with “don’t blame me, those 8 voted for it” is because there are people who genuinely believe that’s how things work. It’s incredibly depressing.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The reason the Dems get away with “don’t blame me, those 8 voted for it” is because there are people who genuinely believe that’s how things work. It’s incredibly depressing.
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Any Dem senator who isn’t publicly calling for Schumer’s ouster has to be assumed complicit. They did the same trick back in March. Most didn’t vote for the CR then either.
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Any Dem senator who isn’t publicly calling for Schumer’s ouster has to be assumed complicit. They did the same trick back in March. Most didn’t vote for the CR then either.
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It’s wild to suggest this is a circular firing squad or something when it’s millions of citizen Democrats who hate it versus 47 elected Democrats who conspired to surrender for nothing.
We’re not fighting “each other,” we’re fighting you. There’s only a few dozen of you, but you hold all the power.
We’re not fighting “each other,” we’re fighting you. There’s only a few dozen of you, but you hold all the power.
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s wild to suggest this is a circular firing squad or something when it’s millions of citizen Democrats who hate it versus 47 elected Democrats who conspired to surrender for nothing.
We’re not fighting “each other,” we’re fighting you. There’s only a few dozen of you, but you hold all the power.
We’re not fighting “each other,” we’re fighting you. There’s only a few dozen of you, but you hold all the power.
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He's so juiceless it's WILD. Like even if you like his politics its gotta suck for you to be like 'yeah....he's...my guy I guess.'
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
He's so juiceless it's WILD. Like even if you like his politics its gotta suck for you to be like 'yeah....he's...my guy I guess.'
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sorry its impossible to get mad at billy pencil after he went on the news and revealed that he makes these posts from a giant red leather library chair at a desk with nothing but a wired gateway computers keyboard and a single 20” monitor on it
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
sorry its impossible to get mad at billy pencil after he went on the news and revealed that he makes these posts from a giant red leather library chair at a desk with nothing but a wired gateway computers keyboard and a single 20” monitor on it
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Glad to see the Dems knew what they were caving on. Next time the GOP can wait until the democrats have another holiday they’re excited about and will just slip in an amendment making it illegal to be gay. Then the Dems will have no choice but to rubber stamp it because yall they need a VACATION
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Glad to see the Dems knew what they were caving on. Next time the GOP can wait until the democrats have another holiday they’re excited about and will just slip in an amendment making it illegal to be gay. Then the Dems will have no choice but to rubber stamp it because yall they need a VACATION
Most of the time I appreciate that the biggest difference between my experience on Bluesky and my experience on Twitter is that folks who follow me on Bluesky do it because they like my opinions and want to hear my voice, and people on Twitter followed me because they treated me like a sex object.
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Most of the time I appreciate that the biggest difference between my experience on Bluesky and my experience on Twitter is that folks who follow me on Bluesky do it because they like my opinions and want to hear my voice, and people on Twitter followed me because they treated me like a sex object.
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God I want to see a million “Dems demanding new leadership” articles today, I want it to be a narrative Schumer can’t escape
Democrats are demanding new leadership after Schumer failed to stop a GOP-backed funding deal that doesn't guarantee continued health care subsidies. Progressives like Ro Khanna blasted him for giving in and warned premiums could soar as a result.
Democrats Call for New Leadership After Schumer Caves on “Terrible” GOP Deal
“If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing … what will you fight for?” said Ro Khanna.
truthout.org
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
God I want to see a million “Dems demanding new leadership” articles today, I want it to be a narrative Schumer can’t escape
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the public is preloaded for a massacre of the evil rape t-slurs.
They rarely if ever say this about trans men. No, they paint pictures of Halfthor Bjorn Thorson in a comically small ballet tutu, prowling the women's locker room.
They rarely if ever say this about trans men. No, they paint pictures of Halfthor Bjorn Thorson in a comically small ballet tutu, prowling the women's locker room.
May 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
the public is preloaded for a massacre of the evil rape t-slurs.
They rarely if ever say this about trans men. No, they paint pictures of Halfthor Bjorn Thorson in a comically small ballet tutu, prowling the women's locker room.
They rarely if ever say this about trans men. No, they paint pictures of Halfthor Bjorn Thorson in a comically small ballet tutu, prowling the women's locker room.
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Whether it's hollering about how trans women want to sneak in cishet women's spaces and rape them, how trans women are sneak sexing straight men, or how they're all comin 4 ur chilluns,
May 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Whether it's hollering about how trans women want to sneak in cishet women's spaces and rape them, how trans women are sneak sexing straight men, or how they're all comin 4 ur chilluns,
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The thing people don't grok about the Anal Valens freakout is this:
Transphobes have weaponized the specter of rape against trans women, uniquely, from jump.
Transphobes have weaponized the specter of rape against trans women, uniquely, from jump.
May 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The thing people don't grok about the Anal Valens freakout is this:
Transphobes have weaponized the specter of rape against trans women, uniquely, from jump.
Transphobes have weaponized the specter of rape against trans women, uniquely, from jump.
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November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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This is not a large ask it’s actually very basic. moderate white pontification and centrist false narratives and gaslighting are not going to work to fix what you have done as a party to millions of Americans.
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is not a large ask it’s actually very basic. moderate white pontification and centrist false narratives and gaslighting are not going to work to fix what you have done as a party to millions of Americans.
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I actually won’t be voting for democrats in any election going forward until they remove everyone of the members of the party that are fascist sympathizers and collaborators. At any level.
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I actually won’t be voting for democrats in any election going forward until they remove everyone of the members of the party that are fascist sympathizers and collaborators. At any level.
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ASKING OUR REPRESENTATIVES TO ACTUALLY REPRESENT US IS NOT FIGHTING IT’S JUST ASKING YOU TO DO THE FUCKING JOB WE PAY YOU FOR
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
ASKING OUR REPRESENTATIVES TO ACTUALLY REPRESENT US IS NOT FIGHTING IT’S JUST ASKING YOU TO DO THE FUCKING JOB WE PAY YOU FOR
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if you ever randomly get the urge to donate to the democratic party, feel free to venmo that money to me or another trans person instead - we'll make sure it doesn't get used to take away people's healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
if you ever randomly get the urge to donate to the democratic party, feel free to venmo that money to me or another trans person instead - we'll make sure it doesn't get used to take away people's healthcare
That’d be a good start.
There aren't 100 million foreigners in the United States.
I'd argue we'd be better off removing 20 million Republicans.
I'd argue we'd be better off removing 20 million Republicans.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
That’d be a good start.
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The hubris to come in, say this and then expect serious conversation
This is how dudes named Stan be moving smh
This is how dudes named Stan be moving smh
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The hubris to come in, say this and then expect serious conversation
This is how dudes named Stan be moving smh
This is how dudes named Stan be moving smh
I cannot wait for bottom surgery, I swear to God.
I’m gonna loudly and obnoxiously laugh at the first person who wants me to top them after that.
Let’s see people treat me like a man once the crotch tumor is no longer there, and they actually engage with me as a person and not a dildo with tits!
I’m gonna loudly and obnoxiously laugh at the first person who wants me to top them after that.
Let’s see people treat me like a man once the crotch tumor is no longer there, and they actually engage with me as a person and not a dildo with tits!
If I have dysphoria issues related to women wanting me to top them and how that makes me feel like they see me as a man, do you think those issues are going to be made any better by a *guy* wanting me to top his flat hairy ass instead?
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I cannot wait for bottom surgery, I swear to God.
I’m gonna loudly and obnoxiously laugh at the first person who wants me to top them after that.
Let’s see people treat me like a man once the crotch tumor is no longer there, and they actually engage with me as a person and not a dildo with tits!
I’m gonna loudly and obnoxiously laugh at the first person who wants me to top them after that.
Let’s see people treat me like a man once the crotch tumor is no longer there, and they actually engage with me as a person and not a dildo with tits!
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they do not care about community unless it's the "right" community and at that point they are happy to direct government services which raises some interesting questions about libertarian principles you know the answer to
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
they do not care about community unless it's the "right" community and at that point they are happy to direct government services which raises some interesting questions about libertarian principles you know the answer to
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they understand insurance. the entire premise of libertarian opposition to mandatory insurance is that they should not have to care about anyone else and be permitted to take risks. it's the same opposition to vaccination and taxation.
they are bad neighbors.
they are bad neighbors.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
they understand insurance. the entire premise of libertarian opposition to mandatory insurance is that they should not have to care about anyone else and be permitted to take risks. it's the same opposition to vaccination and taxation.
they are bad neighbors.
they are bad neighbors.