Zoe Parker
@itszoeallison.bsky.social
A spiky pile of trauma responses and bad coping mechanisms vaguely arranged into the shape of a woman
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Not to be making any accusations, but I will say that calling everything else the antichrist while openly doing a bunch of evil shit feels like something the actual antichrist would do.
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Not to be making any accusations, but I will say that calling everything else the antichrist while openly doing a bunch of evil shit feels like something the actual antichrist would do.
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you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
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Comments are great; white people who can’t wrap their brain around the idea of a Buddhist being a violent extremist and think it’s somehow Blumpf‘s fault
The dangerous rise of Buddhist extremism: ‘Attaining nirvana can wait’
The dangerous rise of Buddhist extremism: ‘Attaining nirvana can wait’
The long read: Still largely viewed as a peaceful philosophy, across much of south-east Asia, the religion has been weaponised to serve nationalist goals
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Comments are great; white people who can’t wrap their brain around the idea of a Buddhist being a violent extremist and think it’s somehow Blumpf‘s fault
I love my girlfriend
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I love my girlfriend
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Time for a Thanksgiving favorite
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Time for a Thanksgiving favorite
Y’all gotta learn to let rotten eggs go.
Not everyone can be saved.
Not everyone can be saved.
we joke about the egg status of conservatives but come on this is insane
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Y’all gotta learn to let rotten eggs go.
Not everyone can be saved.
Not everyone can be saved.
Me after one too many dates that ended with the person revealing they wanted me as a side partner and not a main:
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Me after one too many dates that ended with the person revealing they wanted me as a side partner and not a main:
Well, certain types of trans people anyway…
Reminder that lesbians have a more positive view of trans people than trans people do
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Well, certain types of trans people anyway…
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My girlfriend needs some help this month! Any amount makes a difference!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My girlfriend needs some help this month! Any amount makes a difference!!
I am dissociating HARD right now
Feels weird
Feels weird
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I am dissociating HARD right now
Feels weird
Feels weird
Nothing.
I just laugh knowing what’s coming.
I just laugh knowing what’s coming.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Nothing.
I just laugh knowing what’s coming.
I just laugh knowing what’s coming.
Me too, sis.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Me too, sis.
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Hmmm is now a good time to remind everyone that Max Landis has raped and sexually assaulted so many people that it is literally no exaggeration to call him a serial rapist?
"Max Landis pitches his Down Syndrome thriller"
684.6k likes
Please do not ever tell me "cancel culture" exists again for the rest of my life
684.6k likes
Please do not ever tell me "cancel culture" exists again for the rest of my life
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hmmm is now a good time to remind everyone that Max Landis has raped and sexually assaulted so many people that it is literally no exaggeration to call him a serial rapist?
So anyways I was saying earlier about modern masculinity being intrinsically linked to conservatism…
Names like Cannon, Remington, Barrett, Gauge, and Gunner have surged. While it's not shocking that nearly all of these are names given to boys, that's actually a sad state of affairs. inequalitybyinteriordesign.wordpress.com/2025/11/23/w...
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So anyways I was saying earlier about modern masculinity being intrinsically linked to conservatism…
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Every other guy online is a debate pervert who gets paid like $750k a year by the Liberty Flame Institute LLC, which nobody has ever heard of, to alternate between saying that the age of consent is too high and that puberty blockers "destroy fertility."
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Every other guy online is a debate pervert who gets paid like $750k a year by the Liberty Flame Institute LLC, which nobody has ever heard of, to alternate between saying that the age of consent is too high and that puberty blockers "destroy fertility."
Finally the trans smut drought is over.
This is some good shit
Bisexual trans girl getting passed around her friend group is so extremely my shit that I’ve actually done it IRL before
This is some good shit
Bisexual trans girl getting passed around her friend group is so extremely my shit that I’ve actually done it IRL before
[Mature Content] From the smuTTTT community on Reddit: Bisexual nightmare vacation aka an attempt to write semi wholesome long-form smut
Posted by count_0_ - 173 votes and 21 comments
www.reddit.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Finally the trans smut drought is over.
This is some good shit
Bisexual trans girl getting passed around her friend group is so extremely my shit that I’ve actually done it IRL before
This is some good shit
Bisexual trans girl getting passed around her friend group is so extremely my shit that I’ve actually done it IRL before
Guess who had her 18 month review today, and was specifically noted in the review to be gregarious, and outgoing, and supportive, and good for morale!
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Guess who had her 18 month review today, and was specifically noted in the review to be gregarious, and outgoing, and supportive, and good for morale!
Speaking of drinking and eating… I should do that
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Speaking of drinking and eating… I should do that
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I can explain: Conservatives think everything they like, including relatively apolitical things like preferred method of gambling are conservative by nature.
This because pretty much every conservative has the mindset of a particularly dumb self-centered child.
“I like this thing so it’s good.”
This because pretty much every conservative has the mindset of a particularly dumb self-centered child.
“I like this thing so it’s good.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I can explain: Conservatives think everything they like, including relatively apolitical things like preferred method of gambling are conservative by nature.
This because pretty much every conservative has the mindset of a particularly dumb self-centered child.
“I like this thing so it’s good.”
This because pretty much every conservative has the mindset of a particularly dumb self-centered child.
“I like this thing so it’s good.”
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"I'm sorry if this message bothered you."
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"I'm sorry if this message bothered you."
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
As a bi trans woman my stance on the women’s sexuality wars is to take the side of whoever is currently being nice to me.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
As a bi trans woman my stance on the women’s sexuality wars is to take the side of whoever is currently being nice to me.
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
This is why I am very loud and open and public about all the ways I’m fucked in the head.
So nobody can do this to me.
So nobody can do this to me.
new rule nobody is allowed to diagnose anyone with any psychological conditions in bsky replies anymore
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is why I am very loud and open and public about all the ways I’m fucked in the head.
So nobody can do this to me.
So nobody can do this to me.
Throwing my hat into the pie discourse ring:
Key Lime.
I don’t care if it’s not seasonally appropriate. Get all that other nasty shit away from me.
Key Lime.
I don’t care if it’s not seasonally appropriate. Get all that other nasty shit away from me.
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Throwing my hat into the pie discourse ring:
Key Lime.
I don’t care if it’s not seasonally appropriate. Get all that other nasty shit away from me.
Key Lime.
I don’t care if it’s not seasonally appropriate. Get all that other nasty shit away from me.