Zoe Parker
@itszoeallison.bsky.social
A spiky pile of trauma responses and bad coping mechanisms vaguely arranged into the shape of a woman
When the visibly queer barista at Starbucks misspells my name.
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
When the visibly queer barista at Starbucks misspells my name.
I mean, yeah.
I wound up having a style like that when my hair was growing back after I shaved it and I still looked like this
I wound up having a style like that when my hair was growing back after I shaved it and I still looked like this
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I mean, yeah.
I wound up having a style like that when my hair was growing back after I shaved it and I still looked like this
I wound up having a style like that when my hair was growing back after I shaved it and I still looked like this
This is what men who are happy about today look like:
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is what men who are happy about today look like:
I want a bird dog!
Where do you get one?
Where do you get one?
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I want a bird dog!
Where do you get one?
Where do you get one?
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
This is my new Bluesky face
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This is my new Bluesky face
I got these from work.
They’re to keep kief off my arms and prevent me from breaking out in hives.
But they just look so fuckin cool, and slim down my arms that I’ve kinda been wearing them around.
They’re to keep kief off my arms and prevent me from breaking out in hives.
But they just look so fuckin cool, and slim down my arms that I’ve kinda been wearing them around.
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I got these from work.
They’re to keep kief off my arms and prevent me from breaking out in hives.
But they just look so fuckin cool, and slim down my arms that I’ve kinda been wearing them around.
They’re to keep kief off my arms and prevent me from breaking out in hives.
But they just look so fuckin cool, and slim down my arms that I’ve kinda been wearing them around.
Ah, good. Redemption.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ah, good. Redemption.
“Nice argument, the youth, but it was in vain, for you see I have portrayed the thing you grew up with as the villainous tablet, and the thing I grew up with as the heroic toys.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Nice argument, the youth, but it was in vain, for you see I have portrayed the thing you grew up with as the villainous tablet, and the thing I grew up with as the heroic toys.”
Motherfucker, my face is a fucking tomato.
I swear to Christ if I’m actually sick I’m going to… do nothing, ‘cause there wouldn’t be anything I can do, but I’m gonna be really grumpy.
I swear to Christ if I’m actually sick I’m going to… do nothing, ‘cause there wouldn’t be anything I can do, but I’m gonna be really grumpy.
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Motherfucker, my face is a fucking tomato.
I swear to Christ if I’m actually sick I’m going to… do nothing, ‘cause there wouldn’t be anything I can do, but I’m gonna be really grumpy.
I swear to Christ if I’m actually sick I’m going to… do nothing, ‘cause there wouldn’t be anything I can do, but I’m gonna be really grumpy.
Less realistic depiction of a trans woman than a big girly bearded crossdresser, apparently:
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Less realistic depiction of a trans woman than a big girly bearded crossdresser, apparently:
But sometimes I do miss being treated like a sex object.
It was a good way to get some easy affirmation.
I’m so not treated like a sex object on Bluesky that I can post pics like this and people still just mostly wanna read my opinions and snarky comments.
I’m not used to that.
It was a good way to get some easy affirmation.
I’m so not treated like a sex object on Bluesky that I can post pics like this and people still just mostly wanna read my opinions and snarky comments.
I’m not used to that.
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
But sometimes I do miss being treated like a sex object.
It was a good way to get some easy affirmation.
I’m so not treated like a sex object on Bluesky that I can post pics like this and people still just mostly wanna read my opinions and snarky comments.
I’m not used to that.
It was a good way to get some easy affirmation.
I’m so not treated like a sex object on Bluesky that I can post pics like this and people still just mostly wanna read my opinions and snarky comments.
I’m not used to that.
Somehow I doubt I’d be having as much fun as whoever sent me this message would.
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Somehow I doubt I’d be having as much fun as whoever sent me this message would.
High, and in need of a certain kind of attention.
So here’s my butt
So here’s my butt
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
High, and in need of a certain kind of attention.
So here’s my butt
So here’s my butt
I would absolutely love to be talking about storytelling in video games or Pokémon battle mechanics, or my favorite movies.
This world is such a joy consuming black hole.
This world is such a joy consuming black hole.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I would absolutely love to be talking about storytelling in video games or Pokémon battle mechanics, or my favorite movies.
This world is such a joy consuming black hole.
This world is such a joy consuming black hole.
What if you were born to be a subby bottom but God said:
Body type of a Dark Souls boss.
Body type of a Dark Souls boss.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
What if you were born to be a subby bottom but God said:
Body type of a Dark Souls boss.
Body type of a Dark Souls boss.
Speaking of guys and dating, a lot of them love these pics.
So maybe some of you on here will too.
Maybe even some girls.
So maybe some of you on here will too.
Maybe even some girls.
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Speaking of guys and dating, a lot of them love these pics.
So maybe some of you on here will too.
Maybe even some girls.
So maybe some of you on here will too.
Maybe even some girls.
What does Darkseid think clowns are?
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What does Darkseid think clowns are?