Colin Girth
bonuseruptus.bsky.social
Colin Girth
@bonuseruptus.bsky.social
Smart dumbass, dumb smartass.

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Great news for Hepatitis
Trump: "Effective today, America will no longer require 72 'jabs' for our beautiful, healthy children. We are moving to a far more reasonable Schedule, where all children will only be recommended to receive Vaccinations for 11 of the most serious and dangerous diseases."
January 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Good morning to everyone who likes seeing Peter Thiel so so so scared ONLY
December 14, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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one reason fascism has been able to take over is that liberals keep looking at fascism and saying "wow that looks pretty communist"
This is some insane Soviet bullshit. The idea that any American news organization would agree to something like this is unconscionable. I don't know how any self-respecting journalist could work for an outlet that's doing this.
July 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I've done the calculations, and a second job will absolutely help me get out of debt by the end of the year, as long as I start no later than March of 2004.
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Crazy to think that Charlie Kirk would still be alive today if Biden’s DOJ had prosecuted him for sending 80 busses of chuds to do January 6th
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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a lot of the more basic chronic illness girlies on IG seem to be under the impression that being disabled under fascism means they’re going to be excluded from a draft…. not getting. u know. exterminated
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 AM
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leaving out a pack of wine coolers & a maga hat tonight for ashli babbitt ☃️
January 6, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
www.sfgate.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Wow
January 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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“I wish I’d spent more time watching TV”
“you won’t get away with this”
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month
On the first day back following the kidnapping of Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro & first lady Cilia Flores, 6 Senate Democrats vote yea to confirm Keith Bass as an Assistant Secretary of Defense by a vote of 50-35.
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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i think the worst new word of 2025 i started seeing used everywhere was “vibecoding”. please stay on linkedin with language like that
January 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.

Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Jim Henson: What if I did a character who plays the piano and sings in a growly voice

Frank Oz: You’re describing Rowlf the dog

Jim Henson: No no no this one would be a total fucking freak
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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using an ai chatbot for this and not for getting kids to sui is a nice change
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Discworld: AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.

Dilbert: lol fucking wrecked, bitch. Time to fix that low toner issue on level 5. By the way, I also love lasagna, Mr. Davis.
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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the fact that this is all over an extremely neutral throwaway comment about an animal crossing character has dealt me immeasurable psychic damage
Sure a lot of people out there referring to me as "they" and "that person." Good times.
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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the post said "why" you are all insane
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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i think it's weird for people to get mad at someone going "but why tho" to someone going "i made isabelle more curvy" when the last time gamers did this shit it was cringe as fuck

it's very strange for people to think that going "uh. what? why?" and have some flashbacks to this shit is somehow evil
January 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Undefeated imo
January 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM