˗ˏˋuıʍʇdəəɹɔˎˊ˗ 👑King of the New Year Guys🎊🎆🥳
@creeptwin.bsky.social
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☆ i have 5️⃣🐱🐈🐈🐈🐈 named after Noodles 🍝
☆ musician 🎶
☆ neurospicy 🌶️
☆ she/they/她 🏳️🌈
☆ Free Palestine 🇵🇸
☆ trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
☆ i play games at twitch.tv/creeptwin 🎮
☆ i'm just doing my best 🏆
☆ i have 5️⃣🐱🐈🐈🐈🐈 named after Noodles 🍝
☆ musician 🎶
☆ neurospicy 🌶️
☆ she/they/她 🏳️🌈
☆ Free Palestine 🇵🇸
☆ trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
☆ i play games at twitch.tv/creeptwin 🎮
☆ i'm just doing my best 🏆
Pinned
I might not be very good at games but I am incredibly skilled at accidentally finding all the walls you can get stuck in.
Split Fiction is a good cute game to play with a good cute other half.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Split Fiction is a good cute game to play with a good cute other half.
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
I hit such a serious breaking point over the last 2+ weeks of working so much that I hit a literal physical (and mental) exhaustion point that now even my first day off feels extremely terrible and sad and exhausting.
January 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I hit such a serious breaking point over the last 2+ weeks of working so much that I hit a literal physical (and mental) exhaustion point that now even my first day off feels extremely terrible and sad and exhausting.
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sending hugs to my moots 🤗
January 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
sending hugs to my moots 🤗
Spaghetti says please no fireworks 😿🙅♀️🎆
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Spaghetti says please no fireworks 😿🙅♀️🎆
In these trying times (a new year), please remember the difference between resolutions and goals, so that you are able to reach your goals and give yourself the grace to put consistent work into resolutions instead.
December 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
In these trying times (a new year), please remember the difference between resolutions and goals, so that you are able to reach your goals and give yourself the grace to put consistent work into resolutions instead.
Got the first of Rotini's inhalers so we'll see how this goes for now. Mutual Aid Funds are in my cat-only account to my go towards next inhaler/visit since I can't put more on care credit. [INSERT SIGH OF RELIEF]
December 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Got the first of Rotini's inhalers so we'll see how this goes for now. Mutual Aid Funds are in my cat-only account to my go towards next inhaler/visit since I can't put more on care credit. [INSERT SIGH OF RELIEF]
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Every day we survive is one day closer to the death of our enemies, and I think that's beautiful.
December 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Every day we survive is one day closer to the death of our enemies, and I think that's beautiful.
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Americans not beating the allegations
Just realized why it's called a quesadilla
December 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Americans not beating the allegations
Just realized why it's called a quesadilla
December 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Just realized why it's called a quesadilla
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magazine for assassin/musicians called Piano Wire
December 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
magazine for assassin/musicians called Piano Wire
Having the urge to delete my account which means I am not doing great
December 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Having the urge to delete my account which means I am not doing great
Money
Boyfriend
Crabs
Guess I gotta get rich and move to a coastal town because the alternative is absolutely not acceptable.
Boyfriend
Crabs
Guess I gotta get rich and move to a coastal town because the alternative is absolutely not acceptable.
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Wine
Money
Friend
Wine
Money
Friend
December 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Money
Boyfriend
Crabs
Guess I gotta get rich and move to a coastal town because the alternative is absolutely not acceptable.
Boyfriend
Crabs
Guess I gotta get rich and move to a coastal town because the alternative is absolutely not acceptable.
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My joke just got a review
"i didn't *not* think it was funny"
so i'm gonna keep my day job instead of pivoting to standup
"i didn't *not* think it was funny"
so i'm gonna keep my day job instead of pivoting to standup
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My joke just got a review
"i didn't *not* think it was funny"
so i'm gonna keep my day job instead of pivoting to standup
"i didn't *not* think it was funny"
so i'm gonna keep my day job instead of pivoting to standup
Had my pants on backwards for 13 hours and just noticed
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Had my pants on backwards for 13 hours and just noticed
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Let's make 2026 the Year of the Karma, people.
And remember: there's nothing wrong with giving karma a little push. You're just being helpful!
And remember: there's nothing wrong with giving karma a little push. You're just being helpful!
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Let's make 2026 the Year of the Karma, people.
And remember: there's nothing wrong with giving karma a little push. You're just being helpful!
And remember: there's nothing wrong with giving karma a little push. You're just being helpful!
Sometimes your soul just longs for a place, and nothing will be right until you're there. And sometimes, a person can be a piece too.
December 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Sometimes your soul just longs for a place, and nothing will be right until you're there. And sometimes, a person can be a piece too.
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I wanna shout it sometimes
human relationships have been stripped of time and safety / care through capitalism and alienation
i wonder if anyone is going to ask the other question: why are kids confiding in AI how they feel about *insert mental health topic* and not confiding in a real person? or are we just going to use this as another “AI bad” thing and move on?
getting rid of AI won’t fix the problems that got us here
getting rid of AI won’t fix the problems that got us here
December 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I wanna shout it sometimes
Been waiting on Rotini's inhaler and gave the pharmacy until after the weekend to fill it (also I was working the entire day all weekend)
Only to learn it never even got filled! Yay!
Only to learn it never even got filled! Yay!
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Been waiting on Rotini's inhaler and gave the pharmacy until after the weekend to fill it (also I was working the entire day all weekend)
Only to learn it never even got filled! Yay!
Only to learn it never even got filled! Yay!
You have no idea how absolutely exhausting it is to pretend or be happy or even remotely okay all of the time
December 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You have no idea how absolutely exhausting it is to pretend or be happy or even remotely okay all of the time
I think it's okay to call a big butt a dumptruck but I am incredibly uncomfortable when people call it a dumper.
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I think it's okay to call a big butt a dumptruck but I am incredibly uncomfortable when people call it a dumper.
ADHD stands for A Dumptruck-Having Divergent
I KNEW IT
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
ADHD stands for A Dumptruck-Having Divergent
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Also! Ehlers Danlos and Kyphosis are common with Autism which can cause APT, but I am going to blame my mASSive booty on the neurodivergence
Anterior pelvic tilt (APT) is caused by a lot of things, including sitting too much, which can lead to a tight pelvic floor. The correlation for people with office jobs is probably the strongest one.
Genetics is probably the least of your concerns when it comes to APT.
Genetics is probably the least of your concerns when it comes to APT.
December 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Also! Ehlers Danlos and Kyphosis are common with Autism which can cause APT, but I am going to blame my mASSive booty on the neurodivergence
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ruin two bands by combining them:
kornplay
kornplay
December 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
ruin two bands by combining them:
kornplay
kornplay