Chronocosmic Wizard
@aespir.bsky.social
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Chronocosmic Wizard
@aespir.bsky.social
· Nov 15
hey just to be clear to anyone thinking of following me, I think the best place to hang the stars and stripes is directly over a cheerful fire
it's actually the soft launch of the holiday mascot they intend to replace Santa with
The Trump administration today announced a new government-backed fossil fuel industry mascot.
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
January 23, 2026 at 3:49 PM
it's actually the soft launch of the holiday mascot they intend to replace Santa with
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The largest labor strike in history is happening today in Minnesota. Yes they are suppressing the information but if enough us talk about it off and online they can’t hide it.
January 23, 2026 at 9:44 AM
The largest labor strike in history is happening today in Minnesota. Yes they are suppressing the information but if enough us talk about it off and online they can’t hide it.
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She apologized for ATTENDING THE GAME because ESPN put her on TV. What the fuck. No issue with how the viewers recognized her of course. No problem to be a man who watches porn but if you attend a college football game and some horny dicks recognize you then you must apologize.
This country hates women so much.
ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-porn-star...
ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-porn-star...
Ex-Porn Star Abella Danger Apologizes for Viral Moment During Miami Hurricanes’ NCAA Final Loss
The football megafan's reactions at games have captured the attention of several cameramen combing the crowd, but she says she wishes to be like any other fan.
ca.news.yahoo.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 PM
She apologized for ATTENDING THE GAME because ESPN put her on TV. What the fuck. No issue with how the viewers recognized her of course. No problem to be a man who watches porn but if you attend a college football game and some horny dicks recognize you then you must apologize.
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if I were a strongman fascist occupying force I'd probably not broadcast that my stormtroopers can't even take a piss at the Shell station without the entire town showing up to scream how much they should kill themselves
Not exaggerating when I say that the collective action in Minnesota will be studied for generations if not centuries to come
January 23, 2026 at 2:29 PM
if I were a strongman fascist occupying force I'd probably not broadcast that my stormtroopers can't even take a piss at the Shell station without the entire town showing up to scream how much they should kill themselves
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some background about emilio and what he meant to his neighbors
January 23, 2026 at 1:00 PM
some background about emilio and what he meant to his neighbors
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One of Biden’s and the Democrats’ worst decisions was this law to force-sell the only non-silicon valley social platform to a coalition of Trump allies. Just titanically poor judgement very explicitly aimed at censoring pro-Palestine speech that will now be used to censor all liberal speech instead.
January 23, 2026 at 12:03 PM
One of Biden’s and the Democrats’ worst decisions was this law to force-sell the only non-silicon valley social platform to a coalition of Trump allies. Just titanically poor judgement very explicitly aimed at censoring pro-Palestine speech that will now be used to censor all liberal speech instead.
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if someone used this image on a YouTube video today they'd have to censor the tittys
xbox live, print ad, imagery (2003) archive.org/details/fami...
January 23, 2026 at 1:49 AM
if someone used this image on a YouTube video today they'd have to censor the tittys
every politician who ever voted to give ice money should go to prison and that's the light option
January 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
every politician who ever voted to give ice money should go to prison and that's the light option
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it was funnier as a tweet almost 5 years ago
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
it was funnier as a tweet almost 5 years ago
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Stealing a joke from over four years ago to save your dying site is crazy work
January 22, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Stealing a joke from over four years ago to save your dying site is crazy work
thinking about becoming a bucket cap wizard
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 PM
thinking about becoming a bucket cap wizard
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this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
why did Gorillaz have to release a song that's catchy but also very sad
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 PM
why did Gorillaz have to release a song that's catchy but also very sad
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God help me I'm becoming a Facebook local news argument goblin
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
God help me I'm becoming a Facebook local news argument goblin
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"Thank you, thank you! This next song is in the key of The D."
i'm finally trying to teach myself how to use a keyboard aND WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE D IS THE DICK OF THE PIANO
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"Thank you, thank you! This next song is in the key of The D."
i'm finally trying to teach myself how to use a keyboard aND WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE D IS THE DICK OF THE PIANO
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 PM
i'm finally trying to teach myself how to use a keyboard aND WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE D IS THE DICK OF THE PIANO
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🧶🐦STREAM TODAY😻🐁
sorry late notice, just really depended on sleep (finally)
12-4 EST
FINAL CHAPTER OF CLASSIC MARATHON! 👾🛸🔫
twitch.tv/creeptwin
sorry late notice, just really depended on sleep (finally)
12-4 EST
FINAL CHAPTER OF CLASSIC MARATHON! 👾🛸🔫
twitch.tv/creeptwin
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM
🧶🐦STREAM TODAY😻🐁
sorry late notice, just really depended on sleep (finally)
12-4 EST
FINAL CHAPTER OF CLASSIC MARATHON! 👾🛸🔫
twitch.tv/creeptwin
sorry late notice, just really depended on sleep (finally)
12-4 EST
FINAL CHAPTER OF CLASSIC MARATHON! 👾🛸🔫
twitch.tv/creeptwin
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okay, here's the plan
it's ✨ Shameless Self Promotion Saturday ✨ whether we like it or not.
you know us. you know what else we've got. you know how voluntary profit works.
if you're mad. stay mad. we have plenty of designs for that.
but, the front door of our shop is going to be joy right now.
you know us. you know what else we've got. you know how voluntary profit works.
if you're mad. stay mad. we have plenty of designs for that.
but, the front door of our shop is going to be joy right now.
rainbow capitalism | artbymox
We try to make cool things. We are sometimes successful.
artbymox-shop.fourthwall.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:08 PM
okay, here's the plan