Chronocosmic Wizard
@aespir.bsky.social
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Chronocosmic Wizard
@aespir.bsky.social
· Nov 15
hey just to be clear to anyone thinking of following me, I think the best place to hang the stars and stripes is directly over a cheerful fire
a thought that popped into my head a lot during my worst days was "they didn't take their lumps," as in they didn't suffer the sorts of devastating setbacks a lot of us did and thus were free to continue to tell themselves everything was actually normal and ok
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
a thought that popped into my head a lot during my worst days was "they didn't take their lumps," as in they didn't suffer the sorts of devastating setbacks a lot of us did and thus were free to continue to tell themselves everything was actually normal and ok
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To make it clear to people who dont understand the hate Democrats receive in times like this: 1) their political strategy for the last decade has been to step aside & not meaningfully impede a clear threat to the US constitutional order, law, culture, economy, domestic & international human rights
January 4, 2026 at 11:45 AM
To make it clear to people who dont understand the hate Democrats receive in times like this: 1) their political strategy for the last decade has been to step aside & not meaningfully impede a clear threat to the US constitutional order, law, culture, economy, domestic & international human rights
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2) Out of cowardice & complicity, but also so that they can exploit the threat as blackmail to try to gain electoral leverage without offering any political concessions to their own base. And after this strategy spectacularly failed once with harmful consequences, they kept doing it
January 4, 2026 at 11:46 AM
2) Out of cowardice & complicity, but also so that they can exploit the threat as blackmail to try to gain electoral leverage without offering any political concessions to their own base. And after this strategy spectacularly failed once with harmful consequences, they kept doing it
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One of the people the USA killed in Venezuela was Rosa Gonzalez, 80 who they blew up in her apartment.
Will you hear this on the European News?
I doubt it.
Will you hear this on the European News?
I doubt it.
January 4, 2026 at 11:32 AM
One of the people the USA killed in Venezuela was Rosa Gonzalez, 80 who they blew up in her apartment.
Will you hear this on the European News?
I doubt it.
Will you hear this on the European News?
I doubt it.
look man I barely trust millennials who are into boomer music. zoomers into the "classics?" that's a fed imo
January 4, 2026 at 11:32 AM
look man I barely trust millennials who are into boomer music. zoomers into the "classics?" that's a fed imo
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
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January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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NOW
COME ON EVERYONE, PLEASE
THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN MET ALREADY
DONATE, BOOST, REPOST
COME ON EVERYONE, PLEASE
THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN MET ALREADY
DONATE, BOOST, REPOST
I will be homeless and on the streets if I can't pay this out NOW.
Still need $1,150 for rent and bills now PAST DUE. Seriously, please help.
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Still need $1,150 for rent and bills now PAST DUE. Seriously, please help.
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January 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
NOW
COME ON EVERYONE, PLEASE
THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN MET ALREADY
DONATE, BOOST, REPOST
COME ON EVERYONE, PLEASE
THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN MET ALREADY
DONATE, BOOST, REPOST
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
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For those keeping track at home: Since Christmas Eve the United States has bombed or carried out raids in Syria, Somalia, Nigeria and now Venezuela. And Congress' response has ranged from nothing to support.
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
For those keeping track at home: Since Christmas Eve the United States has bombed or carried out raids in Syria, Somalia, Nigeria and now Venezuela. And Congress' response has ranged from nothing to support.
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now more than ever:
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
now more than ever:
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just went to the grocery store and we got accused of stealing at self check out. the lady played back the footage, and she said “it’s the new ai security cameras, they detected your Aldi grocery bag as a stolen item”, and yet nobody sees this as an issue. ok.
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
just went to the grocery store and we got accused of stealing at self check out. the lady played back the footage, and she said “it’s the new ai security cameras, they detected your Aldi grocery bag as a stolen item”, and yet nobody sees this as an issue. ok.
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Sometimes the timeline just lays it up for ya
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Sometimes the timeline just lays it up for ya
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I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
"Wang is of the opinion that child neuroplasticity offers the best window for adopting brain‑computer interfaces, and that future generations could grow up learning to use superintelligence tools intuitively."
rich people shouldn't be allowed to have children
rich people shouldn't be allowed to have children
Meta AI chief Alexandr Wang says will have kids only after Elon Musk’s Neuralink … - The Times of India
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December 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"Wang is of the opinion that child neuroplasticity offers the best window for adopting brain‑computer interfaces, and that future generations could grow up learning to use superintelligence tools intuitively."
rich people shouldn't be allowed to have children
rich people shouldn't be allowed to have children
magazine for assassin/musicians called Piano Wire
December 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
magazine for assassin/musicians called Piano Wire
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Officially broke and can't afford my bills, registration, and car insurance anymore, so any help would be greatly appreciated. 🥺
Cashapp: $NoahVCashtag
Cashapp: $NoahVCashtag
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Officially broke and can't afford my bills, registration, and car insurance anymore, so any help would be greatly appreciated. 🥺
Cashapp: $NoahVCashtag
Cashapp: $NoahVCashtag
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You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT
December 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT
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these are the karens we need please
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
December 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
these are the karens we need please
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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
I was just wondering a couple days ago why don't we hear much about Salt n Peppa anymore this morning I'm learning about UMG and getting very, very angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I was just wondering a couple days ago why don't we hear much about Salt n Peppa anymore this morning I'm learning about UMG and getting very, very angry
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[screaming at the top of my lungs, once again] the fundamental technology of humanity is care
We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
[screaming at the top of my lungs, once again] the fundamental technology of humanity is care