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aespir.bsky.social
Chronocosmic Wizard
@aespir.bsky.social
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Link from Wind Waker looking judgemental with the subtitle "Pathetic."
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
aespir.bsky.social
Ye olde "guy who's getting laughed at by a crowd because he pissed his pants, but he's smiling and thinking 'rent free' as if that's some sort of defense" meme except "so gullible" has been lazily slapped over "rent free."
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
aespir.bsky.social
like look at the greasy way he tries to slime around to make himself look more like a victim, fn c'mon
@prophecyhag.bsky.social posting an image of godspeed you! woke moralists with his eyes crossed out and the word "incel" written under him in red, a currently common meme format used to call people incels and worse. @dashwallkick.bsky.social claiming that someone sent him an image with his "eyes gouged out" to make himself sound more like a victim. Bonus points for talking about "schizophrenic queers" as a het man who's on the record as being attracted to teenage girls, among other creep ass shit.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
aespir.bsky.social
The "Zohran for New York City" sign except it says "Sex for bottom text"
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
aespir.bsky.social
"sarcastically reversing the charge" like when he said someone was using the "brown woman is angry" defense for supporting Palestine?

go fuck yourself.
November 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
aespir.bsky.social
oh so spurious accusations of pedophilia make you angry
Godspeed accusing Trannydyke Deluxe of being a pedophile because Trannydyke Deluxe found his attraction to a teenage character sus
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
aespir.bsky.social
Bill Kezos quote posting Godspeed. Kezos: "reconsider the thought process and decisions that lead you to saying this." Godspeed: "I told her once I think she's falling entirely too much down the rabbit hole of 'I'm the angry brown woman who knows stuff and everyone needs to check their racism if they have issue with anything I say' and I was pretty much instantly yelled at for it."
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
aespir.bsky.social
likes check out
post liked by someone with the bio "I'm not afraid to be called a racist."
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
aespir.bsky.social
If you've got anything more for my "Godspeed You! Woke Moralists is a fuckboi and you should unfollow his ass" thread please don't hesitate to let me know 🧙‍♂️
@crammyandleman.bsky.social nailing a riff, posting "Godspeed You! Cover Your Drink"
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
aespir.bsky.social
Friday wizard bullshit (Halloween: Spirit Halloween Didn't Have a Wizard Hat Large Enough for My Big Head edition)
A wizard mugging and holding a mug, cigarette in his lips.
October 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
aespir.bsky.social
The only Legend of the 5 Rings ccg card I remember. Image: someone clutches at a bundle in their robes which appears to be strangling them. Card mechanics: "The Player or Players with the lowest Family Honor lose their rightmost Province." Flavor text: "The way of darkness always brings great power. The way of darkness always brings a great price. -The Tao of Shinse"
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Irresponsibly (and honestly) posting my location on social media

(wait when did we get that sign where even is it, I had no idea)
Big letters that say "NORMAL" with a large route 66 sign next to it
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
aespir.bsky.social
this just now felt good
someday soon I should do a clip dump for Silksong
October 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
aespir.bsky.social
pfffffffft eat my shit and hair kjell kamfjord you badly out of touch islamophobic transphobic dweeb
A wizard giving the middle finger with the same hand he's using to hold up a large mug of beer. I can get away with this because I'm a straight white atheist. If I was Muslim, trans or gay, I might not post my image so freely because that would be a potentially dangerous move and the fact that Kjell fucken Kamfjord thinks that posting anonymously is cowardly is just one example of how stupid and out of touch Kjell fucken Kamfjord is.
October 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
aespir.bsky.social
Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride, famous for the line (paraphrased) "You keep using that word... It do not think it means what you think it means."
October 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
aespir.bsky.social
nah you're ok that's totally wizard shit
A drawing of two people at a campsite. A woman in armor (probably a fighter or paladin) pointing in disgust at a wizard. The wizard looks scrungly, wearing nothing but his loincloth, boots, and wizard hat, sitting on what appears to be a dead giant spider. He's holding a tankard of glowing green liquid which he's either throwing up or drooling glowing pink liquid into. Unfortunately I don't know what artist to credit, this image has been one of my favorite takes on wizards for years.
October 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
aespir.bsky.social
You can't screenshot what ain't there fuckstick
Willybongka saying "It's fun af when people post some shit manufacturing consent for genocide and then get but mad when you add them to a list. It's a shame I can't add a screenshot to show why each person is on that shit."
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
aespir.bsky.social
Coward blocked
Reminder that WillyBonka is a stupid reactionary
I'm on 3 bonka lists, israel bootlickers, nazis and shitlibs Folks, you've seen my account.
October 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
aespir.bsky.social
@willybongka2.bsky.social oh hey you lying little bitch, what happened to your last account?
I'm on 3 of Willy Bonka's obviously bogus lists
October 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM
aespir.bsky.social
Like, these sort of shots
Stock photo of a woman in a red dress sitting in a fancy room next to a dog. Photo of a woman in a white dress sharing a big red chair with a big white dog.
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
aespir.bsky.social
dude was like "are you based as fuck" and I had to be like "no sir I am merely based 🧙‍♂️" 😮‍💨
@go-truth.bsky.social asked me "Were you in this picture?" The picture is of a group holding a banner that says "Hate trans people? Kill yourself!"
October 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
aespir.bsky.social
no but I wish I was
David Lynch saying "Fix your hearts or die!"
October 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
aespir.bsky.social
Appropriately gloomy October Friday wizard bullshit
A wizard reclining, holding a cigarette in his mouth and a large mug of beer held up. For some reason he decided to squint one eye at the last second. Sometimes he wonders about alternate timelines where he's a character actor.
October 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
aespir.bsky.social
"low-key nerd," high key dork
An image of text: Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado welcomed the US strike describing it as legitimate pressure. She interpreted it as a direct attack on the government which she said would be overthrown before long.
October 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
aespir.bsky.social
0 self awareness
38 fucking years old man. That is so fucking grim.
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM