9mm parasocialism
@bigbuttlefish.bsky.social
darktide apologist
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
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Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there
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Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
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Looks like he doordashed a bag lunch. Smart.
September 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Looks like he doordashed a bag lunch. Smart.
it's a really nice day out
September 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
it's a really nice day out
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Exactly. Fuck Charlie Kirk, this is funny as shit, and I don't give a fuck about him. He advocated for this for years, this is what he wanted. This is what he demanded we all tolerate and so here I am, tolerating it like a motherfucker.
September 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Exactly. Fuck Charlie Kirk, this is funny as shit, and I don't give a fuck about him. He advocated for this for years, this is what he wanted. This is what he demanded we all tolerate and so here I am, tolerating it like a motherfucker.
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I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point
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so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
July 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason
June 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason
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Does this sound like "Government Efficiency" to you? 🤔🤔
April 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Does this sound like "Government Efficiency" to you? 🤔🤔
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Pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory
NEW: Minnesota Republican state Senator Justin Eichorn, co-author of the "Trump Derangement Syndrome" bill that just made headlines, was arrested yesterday in Bloomington for allegedly soliciting sex with a 16-year-old girl. minnesotareformer.com/2025/03/18/g...
GOP state Sen. Justin Eichorn arrested on suspicion of soliciting sex with a 16-year old girl • Minnesota Reformer
Eichorn’s arrest complicates efforts by Senate Republicans to expel DFL Sen. Nicole Mitchell from the upper chamber.
minnesotareformer.com
March 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory
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You’re a weak, lazy slob who’s easily manipulated by fascists. This will be your one and only term in the Senate, after which you can finally fulfill your destiny and be a carnival geek.
March 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You’re a weak, lazy slob who’s easily manipulated by fascists. This will be your one and only term in the Senate, after which you can finally fulfill your destiny and be a carnival geek.
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i think the democratic party's paralysis at this moment is at least partially attributable to so many fucking lawyers thinking the rules are self-enforcing
February 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i think the democratic party's paralysis at this moment is at least partially attributable to so many fucking lawyers thinking the rules are self-enforcing
any contractor contemplating working on this or any of his other atrocities should know that not only will your soul burn in hell for all eternity, but also you will most likely be stiffed when it comes time to get paid, because that's trump's main thing
Trump: Today I'm also signing an executive order to instruct the departments of defense and homeland security to begin preparing the 30,000 person migrant facility at Guantanamo Bay
January 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
any contractor contemplating working on this or any of his other atrocities should know that not only will your soul burn in hell for all eternity, but also you will most likely be stiffed when it comes time to get paid, because that's trump's main thing
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i do think it’s important to call
your congress person but i will not be doing that because mine looks like a cursed ventriloquist dummy and he was a j6 guy
your congress person but i will not be doing that because mine looks like a cursed ventriloquist dummy and he was a j6 guy
January 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i do think it’s important to call
your congress person but i will not be doing that because mine looks like a cursed ventriloquist dummy and he was a j6 guy
your congress person but i will not be doing that because mine looks like a cursed ventriloquist dummy and he was a j6 guy
i'm afraid deepseek is not any better at this (truncated a bit because it's just listing all 50 states over and over)
January 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i'm afraid deepseek is not any better at this (truncated a bit because it's just listing all 50 states over and over)
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The democrats are the kings of making sure that they are technically right in a way that nobody understands so they might as well just be wrong
January 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The democrats are the kings of making sure that they are technically right in a way that nobody understands so they might as well just be wrong
it's hard to find a good mp3 player these days
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
it's hard to find a good mp3 player these days