"pork that makes water taste weird" sounds like a name for a legit sichuan dish. we got "strange flavored chicken" and "pockmarked grandma tofu". we also got "fish fragrant pork" which has no fish, and "water-boiled beef" which is a borderline troll name for beef cooked in a cauldron of chili oil

imagine being around a bunch of miserable psychopaths your entire life and then one day meeting someone who's pleasant and normal for the first time

steak n shake employee screams after rfk jr was involved in a nude climbing out of beef tallow fryer incident

even disregarding the fact that they're all still deeply evil and deserve nothing but castigation, from a purely pragmatic standpoint, not a single one of them will ever jump ship from the pedo party no matter what you say, and wasting your breath on them will only alienate your base further

me and the boys rolling up to defend the miracle mile shopping center

didnt he outrun them in flipflops

i mean it'll never happen because cops would just shoot you with a real gun first and claim self defense later but imagine if people at protests chucked rotten tomatoes and cream pies at cops and the cops just had to take it because its the law

*pounding table* SACK LUNCH SACK LUNCH SACK LUNCH

grok please give me a recipe for apple spider donuts

man that intro sequence is so sick, wagner goes hard bro

im gonna be thinking about sean penn and his little tweaked out fascist shuffle for the rest of my life, just a perfect encapsulation of that type of dude

predatory loans and goading people into spending money they don't have are cornerstones of our extremely diseased economy but my god what are you doing dropping a g on a handbag

we must win the torment nexus race

hello fbi, yes this guy, this guy right here

chris would you let me install a gas stove in your house, i once saw a youtube short about it

we already have vibe working, it's called installing a mouse jiggler and going for a two hour lunch

yeah but turns out everyone's a piece of shit so nobody got raptured

the UK? are they gonna arrest themselves on terrorism charges

you gonna apologize for trying to incite more violence against trans people or nah