Elizabeth Harper
@cadaverformosus.bsky.social
Relic fan, lighting designer by night.
post a car picture you took
January 19, 2026 at 5:35 AM
post a car picture you took
future illuminated manuscript right here (these will never biodegrade and I will leave dust and gel tips in my coffin for posterity)
January 19, 2026 at 5:02 AM
future illuminated manuscript right here (these will never biodegrade and I will leave dust and gel tips in my coffin for posterity)
Reposted by Elizabeth Harper
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
www.givemn.org
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
This worm is a Millennial
January 15, 2026 at 12:53 AM
This worm is a Millennial
Reposted by Elizabeth Harper
bossness is not a tribute you demand from your underlings, it is a respect people eagerly offer you when you treat them well. one should not want to be a boss (and bruce kind of didn’t!)
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
bossness is not a tribute you demand from your underlings, it is a respect people eagerly offer you when you treat them well. one should not want to be a boss (and bruce kind of didn’t!)
hey, why can’t you read their badges?
🤔
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I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
hey, why can’t you read their badges?
🤔
🤔
This is a beautiful piece about an unexpectedly beautiful place I’m glad I got to see.”
Hi perhaps you would like a little break from the news in the form of an essay about my trip to Centralia, Pennsylvania, the town that’s been on fire since 1962—a place where surprisingly I found a great deal of hope, wonder, and mystery.
The Rebirth of Pennsylvania’s Infamous Burning Town
Sixty years into the fire that left the town condemned, Centralia is now a haven for wild plants and butterflies.
www.atlasobscura.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:42 PM
This is a beautiful piece about an unexpectedly beautiful place I’m glad I got to see.”
he's giving Jeremy Bentham
RFK Jr: "One of the things we're doing is Brooke Rollins is requiring that any facility, and store that accepts food stamps will have to double the amount of whole food that is now available to recipients. So that will change the marketplace around the country."
January 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
he's giving Jeremy Bentham
Here are some pictures of eyes I took in Bologna.
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Here are some pictures of eyes I took in Bologna.
My grandpa used to tuck a pistol in the back of his pants sometimes and my grandma was fond of deadpanning, “You’ll shoot yourself in the ass, Frank” and well…
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ manifesting 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ manifesting 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
My grandpa used to tuck a pistol in the back of his pants sometimes and my grandma was fond of deadpanning, “You’ll shoot yourself in the ass, Frank” and well…
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ manifesting 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ manifesting 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
This is so soothing and I recommend generally getting into pigeons
So many things are bad right now, but I interviewed @maggietokudahall.bsky.social about painting pigeons and small acts of survival. 📸 by @estefancy.bsky.social
Local Woman Has Hobby: Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s Pigeon Paintings
“Everything that we think is disgusting about human life, pigeons wear without shame.”
www.coyotemedia.org
January 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
This is so soothing and I recommend generally getting into pigeons
Reposted by Elizabeth Harper
Arts Org: We stand defiantly in the face of fascism and oppression!
[any civic engagement or legal compliance that might set Jamilton: A Funky Gala Tributre to Freedom behind schedule]
Arts Orgs:
not like that.
please consider a seaon subscription.
[any civic engagement or legal compliance that might set Jamilton: A Funky Gala Tributre to Freedom behind schedule]
Arts Orgs:
not like that.
please consider a seaon subscription.
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Arts Org: We stand defiantly in the face of fascism and oppression!
[any civic engagement or legal compliance that might set Jamilton: A Funky Gala Tributre to Freedom behind schedule]
Arts Orgs:
not like that.
please consider a seaon subscription.
[any civic engagement or legal compliance that might set Jamilton: A Funky Gala Tributre to Freedom behind schedule]
Arts Orgs:
not like that.
please consider a seaon subscription.
arts orgs, if you can’t figure out how to produce with someone out for jury duty, yes you can. it will be more consequential than your show.
Jury duty rules—other than voting it’s the only way for ordinary citizens to participate in (what’s left of our) democracy.
Also if you’re constantly scheming how to get out of jury duty you don’t get to act surprised when some all-white jury of septuagenarians lets some murdering cop off the hook.
Also if you’re constantly scheming how to get out of jury duty you don’t get to act surprised when some all-white jury of septuagenarians lets some murdering cop off the hook.
Jury duty rules, I've only been on one jury (in Manhattan) but it was an extremely rewarding experience that gave me a lot of respect for the institution.
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
arts orgs, if you can’t figure out how to produce with someone out for jury duty, yes you can. it will be more consequential than your show.
you cannot trick me into fed posting about that “leaving LA” NY Mag piece
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
you cannot trick me into fed posting about that “leaving LA” NY Mag piece
Reposted by Elizabeth Harper
rude that when I speak italian people speak italian back instead of saying good job.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
rude that when I speak italian people speak italian back instead of saying good job.
you guys wanna see a dead body?
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
you guys wanna see a dead body?
calling my reps and starting with “I cannot believe I have to say this but”
January 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM
calling my reps and starting with “I cannot believe I have to say this but”
waiting for the miracle of the thinning blood like
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
waiting for the miracle of the thinning blood like
posting feet (1,700 year old)
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
posting feet (1,700 year old)
got this super interesting book just in time to show up at St. Mark's and learn St. Hilarion, Mr. 6 - 7 here, might be the earliest case of relic theft
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
got this super interesting book just in time to show up at St. Mark's and learn St. Hilarion, Mr. 6 - 7 here, might be the earliest case of relic theft
has not seen a lion
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
has not seen a lion
it’s not statistically less likely to Happen on a holiday
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
it’s not statistically less likely to Happen on a holiday
two kinds of renaissance art:
1. has seen a lion
2. has not seen a lion
1. has seen a lion
2. has not seen a lion
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
two kinds of renaissance art:
1. has seen a lion
2. has not seen a lion
1. has seen a lion
2. has not seen a lion