Elizabeth Harper
@cadaverformosus.bsky.social
Relic fan, lighting designer by night.
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I’ve logged on and many of you are wrong.
I simply would not show up to a nyt photo shoot with no ass.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I simply would not show up to a nyt photo shoot with no ass.
I mean it when I say that few things have spoken so directly to my soul (I’m typing this from the 81 metro)
made a zine last month about the bus !!!! I love the bus!! 🚌 (1/2)
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I mean it when I say that few things have spoken so directly to my soul (I’m typing this from the 81 metro)
as an elder millennial, I gotta disagree because maybe everything’s going great and suddenly FITTER HAPPIER MORE PRODUCTIVE
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
as an elder millennial, I gotta disagree because maybe everything’s going great and suddenly FITTER HAPPIER MORE PRODUCTIVE
yes who gives a shit next question
Do New York City subways still need conductors? Some say a second pair of eyes on the train helps keep passengers safe. But many transit advocates call it unnecessary, costly and an obstacle to faster service.
Does the Subway Still Need Train Conductors?
Gov. Kathy Hochul must decide by year’s end whether to sign a law that would mandate two-person crews on all trains, a practice critics say is costly and outdated.
nyti.ms
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
yes who gives a shit next question
me, reading the epstein emails as a millennial
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
me, reading the epstein emails as a millennial
If I got locked in a glass room at CDG without my phone or passport and had to be freed by 2 kinds of French authorities and an airline rep after knocking on the glass because no one could hear me yell, and had to be taken to a special little security room, I simply would not put it in the newspaper
'Elon kan reed buks' and 'Noah can't read signs' are the two things giving me life this week onemileatatime.com/news/economi...
Economist Doesn't Follow Signs At Heathrow: Proof The UK Is Failing?
A economist had a bad experience connecting at Heathrow, suggesting it's reflective of bigger issues in the UK. There's only one issue...
onemileatatime.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If I got locked in a glass room at CDG without my phone or passport and had to be freed by 2 kinds of French authorities and an airline rep after knocking on the glass because no one could hear me yell, and had to be taken to a special little security room, I simply would not put it in the newspaper
This is what the man said. If you think there's a typo, there's not: "China was gonna hit us with rare earth. Now everybody says, 'what does that mean?' Magnets. If China refused to give magnets cause they have a monopoly on magnets, they’re allowed to happen over a 32 year period... [cont.]
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This is what the man said. If you think there's a typo, there's not: "China was gonna hit us with rare earth. Now everybody says, 'what does that mean?' Magnets. If China refused to give magnets cause they have a monopoly on magnets, they’re allowed to happen over a 32 year period... [cont.]
If you feel the urge to yell about dipshits, may I suggest taking a breather to learn about lighthouses and chuckleheads instead.
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you feel the urge to yell about dipshits, may I suggest taking a breather to learn about lighthouses and chuckleheads instead.
I often think of a girl from high school who became a Baptist pastor’s wife and thought prescription drugs cost $10. it terrifies me to think about how she’s a pretty decent example of a “low information voter”
american health care is fundamentally based on insurance in one form or another and every time it gets tweaked a lot of people reveal that they do not understand or do not support the concept of insurance
Remember that insurance is actually a thing you hope never to use, and then read this critique.
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I often think of a girl from high school who became a Baptist pastor’s wife and thought prescription drugs cost $10. it terrifies me to think about how she’s a pretty decent example of a “low information voter”
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. you will face a tribunal of her hips.
Mamdani is going to implement Daria law or whatever.
Mamdani is going to implement SSHaria law. Communications will be end to end encrypted.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. you will face a tribunal of her hips.
if you send me an automated email saying you have too much email to reply to my email but you’ll get to my email when you can, I will think unkind thoughts.
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
if you send me an automated email saying you have too much email to reply to my email but you’ll get to my email when you can, I will think unkind thoughts.
I knew shit was fucked when Reformation started hiding people behind the dressing room walls so the clothes you wanted would appear in a drawer
NEO, a new humanoid robot that can do housekeeping, has the internet buzzing. The hosts of "Hard Fork" met with Bernt Bornich, the chief executive of the company 1X, which created the robot, and got to put NEO to the test. nyti.ms/47MhkAo
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I knew shit was fucked when Reformation started hiding people behind the dressing room walls so the clothes you wanted would appear in a drawer
Reposted by Elizabeth Harper
Bookplate illustration for @cadaverformosus.bsky.social with a special thanks to @colindickey.com.
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Bookplate illustration for @cadaverformosus.bsky.social with a special thanks to @colindickey.com.
I guarantee you’re not ready
Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
September 11, 2001 (9/11) - Single by The Experience on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
music.apple.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I guarantee you’re not ready
i’m not mad. i’m actually dancing.
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i’m not mad. i’m actually dancing.
dick cheney should’ve lived a day longer to die mad
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
dick cheney should’ve lived a day longer to die mad
Reposted by Elizabeth Harper
live view from cuomo hq
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
live view from cuomo hq
I’m with the Black Lodge.
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’m with the Black Lodge.
wrapped in plastic
November 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
wrapped in plastic
guys, none of these dogs want to wear that
November 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
guys, none of these dogs want to wear that
goth girl in cat ears at 7am 🫡
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
goth girl in cat ears at 7am 🫡
If you'd like to keep Spooky Season going, I'm giving a talk on Nov. 2 about the theatrical erotic exorcism of nuns in 17th century France, the priests that were burnt alive, and the reason the case in Loudun still fascinates people.
Sorcery, Possession, and Hysteria: The Loudun Scandal of 1634 - Elizabeth Harper - Zoom - The Last Tuesday Society
Sorcery, Possession, and Hysteria: The Loudun Scandal of 1634 On August 18th, 1634, Father Urban Grandier, a priest in Loudun, France, was tortured and burned alive for sorcery. The proof […]
thelasttuesdaysociety.org
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If you'd like to keep Spooky Season going, I'm giving a talk on Nov. 2 about the theatrical erotic exorcism of nuns in 17th century France, the priests that were burnt alive, and the reason the case in Loudun still fascinates people.
I haven’t had this much fun since we, as a people, decided Trump died
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I haven’t had this much fun since we, as a people, decided Trump died