the authorities were JUST as confused as I was about how I became a panicked mime in a literal glass box. I never did find a place to buy aspirin.

It was 100% on top of 58% and China called up immediately and said, “we will make peace” as we made peace, made a great deal."

[fin]

now, nobody knows what magnets are and not overly sophisticated but to build a magnet system would take 2 years. So if I weren’t able to say to China, look, if you’re gonna do that to us, we’re gonna charge you 158% tariff.

there wouldn’t be a car made in the entire world, there wouldn’t be a radio, there wouldn’t be a television, there wouldn’t be internet, there wouldn’t be anything because magnets are such a bar–

from Forbes

the faculty meeting ring-shaped sandwich. truly disheartening sight.

omfg

FIRE FIGH TERS!!!!

in the words of my good ol boy, harley driving, vietnam vet stepdad who grew up on in missouri without plumbing: “why’re you thinking about that. go be the president.”

this doesn’t really make sense but the vibes are right

someone with a slate subscription is morally obligated to explain this to all