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Elizabeth Harper
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Relic fan, lighting designer by night.
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me, reading the epstein emails as a millennial
The epic handshake meme where one arm is boomers, the other zoomers and in the center "emails with 3 words, 2 non-words and a typo"
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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This knowledge ended my night.
A text exchange I had just now: Other Person: Leonard the red bear who wipes his ass with the nice toilet paper. The dad of the shitting bear clan His name is Leonard Me: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE I JUST GOT "DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS" Other person: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Yep Me: my mind is blown i must retire to the sofa this is so upsetting. i'm so upset
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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from Forbes
"We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues," Altman said Tuesday, adding OpenAI realized this made it "less useful/enjoyable to many users" without those issues, opting to "safely relax" earlier restrictions after Altman said they mitigated the "serious mental health issues."
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Did women ruin club culture? A discussion Have women ruined BBC? Have women ruined football? Have women ruined star wars?
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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The preacher meme of a white man in a suit looking down. the closed captioning says “New York I see what you’ve done for other people and I want that for LA”
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I’m with the Black Lodge.
me as Laura Palmer wrapped in plastic sheeting with gray makeup and gravel glued to my face. @colindickey.com is wearing a black and white zig zag striped shirt with a red cape.
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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wrapped in plastic
me dressed as laura palmer literally wrapped in plastic with gray makeup and aquarium gravel glued to my face
November 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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She’s dead
a roll of heavy duty plastic sheeting and white duct tape
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Last minute Home Depot costume: the Laura Palmer special
A roll of white duct tape A pile of aquarium gravel A roll of plastic sheeting
October 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Unbothered. Moisturized. In their dino jammies. Focused. Flourishing.
The above picture of an ICE agent in tactical gear who is firing flash bangs at the heads of two non violent protestors only a few feet away. the ICE agent has clearly peed his pants. Behind him, a person in a fleece blue onesie with a hat that looks like a dinosaur is walking with their water bottle.
October 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Me, a white woman with blonde hair wearing a black t-shirt and jeans taking a selfie in a mirror. there’s a large sticker on the front of the shirt that says “the frog suits were sold out”
October 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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OPSEC is clean
A screenshot from Walmart of an inflatable halloween costume that’s just a big black suit with a full mask that doesn’t even have eye holes.
October 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Every inflatable costume is sold out at the local Target and the trending searches are, well…
A screenshot of trending searches at Target inflatable halloween costumes teletubbies costume sonic inflatable costume inflatable spongebob costumes mothra halloween costume globe costume joyfy costume
October 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"go trojans"
The scene in Inglorious Basterds where it's revealed that Germans count to three on their fingers differently than Americans.
October 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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🤨
Ween’s album cover for GodWeenSatan: A pink square with the name and the boognish in blue
October 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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chaser
A post in talia jane’s thread: people are repeating things i said in this trying to defend a neutralizing strain of co-option so im going to now turn off replies and encourage you read each post slowly, think about it for a good while. & i'll remind you that i have reported on countless protest movements over the past five years. I’ve underlined “past five years” in red.
October 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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A text exchange beginning with a picture of Camilla the Chicken me: the girlfriend of the founder of antifa other person: Yessssssss me: fr tho if someone said gonzo invented antifa i would be like yes. also i smell burnt toast other person: 2025 producing amazing, syntactically correct sentences
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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smashed up mashed potato looking ass pixels
a slop fake “photo” of a building at night in Chicago that sort of/seems to be using its lights or a projector to read FUCK ICE. cool message, bad fake
October 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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A screenshot from youtube: two hands clasped against a yellow background with a red circle drawn where the thumbs meet. the title of the video is “how to make the classic fart noise easy”
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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YO IT’S A CULT FOR REAL
A screenshot from their website: big: olive An atmosphere like in a 1,000-year old olive grove The big: olive is connected directly and exclusively to your personal mountain olive tree via your WiFi home or office network. The energy and original information of your mountain olive tree is transported to your home or office via the bifilar coil integrated in big: olive. Every big: olive is a globally unique, overall work of art of nature, because every big: olive is exclusively connected to its own mountain olive tree. Custom-made, custom individual manufacture 47.25" ×47.25"×6" for areas / rooms of up to 100 m' (1076.39 sq ft) Weight: approx. 35 kg (approx. 77 Ibs) $14,950 plus hemp plant frequency subscription: $49.95 per month Delivery: 30-60 days another screenshot: We connect people with their nature. With the help of a specially developed and globally unique green tech process, OLIVE re:connected to nature transports the energy and primeval information of our mountain olive trees to people all over the world via a 432hz-frequency transmitter attached to the trees. Together with bio-scientists, physicists and IT experts, he made it possible to give the mountain olive trees a voice, to make them audible and tangible, and to connect them to us humans in real-time. This is what is really extraordinary and unique in the world about the mountain olive trees in Arroyomolinos de León: they are online, on air, so to speak. 24/7, on a social network. With the bioactive bracelet olive: me, or at home, in the office or in public spaces with the big: olive on the wall - you can feel the balancing, primeval information and energy of 7,000-year-old olive tree science, no matter where you are. Exactly in the right dosage, because here, too, nature is unmatched by its intuition and variability. Thomas founded a social network. It connects people with millennia-old olive trees and enables them to reconnect with their own nature: For inner beauty and life balance. Mountain olive trees are meditating, living beings with the power to lead us back to the core of ourselves.
October 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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this MLM having a convention a block away and the street is overrun with women who look EXACTLY like this wearing the leaf crowns. HBO doc drops when
A faux magazine cover photo shoot of 25 woman who are mostly extremely extremely extremely white. All have long hair in Mormon waves. No one is heavier that maybe 125 lbs. Everyone is botoxed and fillered but not overly so. Everyone is wearing neutral colored dresses spanning from girlboss to cocktail waitress. All of them are wearing crowns of olive branches because the company is called Olive Tree People. Below, it says “our legendary women of the year” I cannot stress how creepy this is.
October 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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let’s go girls
a white woman’s hand with light plink nails holding white airpod max headphones engraved with “IT’S ME, HI”
October 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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this is an overlooked part of the transcript of trump’s remarks that’s getting drowned out by the “2 n words” and “throwing a little gold” on the “big beautiful firm paper”
Donald Trump 00:12:07-00:12:30 (23 sec) But the firemen go up on ladders and you have people shooting at them while they're up on ladders. I don't even know if anybody heard that. And actually don't talk about it much, but I think you have to. Our firemen are incredible. They're up on one of these ladders that goes way up to the sky rescuing people, and you have animals shooting at them -- shooting bullets at firemen that are way up in death territory. You fall off that ladder, it's over, it's over. They don't even have to inspect you when you hit the ground. And you have people shooting bullets at them in some of these inner cities. We're not going to let that happen. So, I always mention the firemen because that's actually a big problem we have. They are unbelievable.
October 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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A red button that says "DOWNLOAD POLICY"
September 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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You cannot convince me that employee handbooks weren't written by Gogol
A heading and subheading from an online handbook: Policy on Policies, Policy Purpose
September 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM