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posting stuff like this to scare the normies that accidentally followed me
October 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
posting stuff like this to scare the normies that accidentally followed me
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I already stopped reading replies and wandered off to play a video game
October 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I already stopped reading replies and wandered off to play a video game
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why is it called Yacht Rock and not Rhythm & Boats
September 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
why is it called Yacht Rock and not Rhythm & Boats
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if you are wondering, i am simply put emotionally wiped out.
its hard to explain this feeling - it's like tired, but not sleepy? like, you just want to stare at a wall, but also... i walked so much the last few days that my feet hurt lol
its hard to explain this feeling - it's like tired, but not sleepy? like, you just want to stare at a wall, but also... i walked so much the last few days that my feet hurt lol
September 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
if you are wondering, i am simply put emotionally wiped out.
its hard to explain this feeling - it's like tired, but not sleepy? like, you just want to stare at a wall, but also... i walked so much the last few days that my feet hurt lol
its hard to explain this feeling - it's like tired, but not sleepy? like, you just want to stare at a wall, but also... i walked so much the last few days that my feet hurt lol
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bro
September 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
bro
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
August 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
Just a reminder for all my followers to please block me. You are trully hurting me, if youre not blocking me
June 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Just a reminder for all my followers to please block me. You are trully hurting me, if youre not blocking me
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True, and I did leave a gorgeous corpse
June 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
True, and I did leave a gorgeous corpse
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what you want to do is put an impossible amount of pressure on yourself to “succeed” and tell yourself constantly that you are wasting your “potential.” do this until you die
June 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
what you want to do is put an impossible amount of pressure on yourself to “succeed” and tell yourself constantly that you are wasting your “potential.” do this until you die
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Woke up thinking I died in my sleep because I’m seeing people liking some of my old ass skeets like it’s my damn memorial service.
June 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Woke up thinking I died in my sleep because I’m seeing people liking some of my old ass skeets like it’s my damn memorial service.
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Bluesky tagged this as Adult Content.
CW: Cursed food pic
Wanted to bake bread but had no measurement anything I could find I I decided to wing it
Wanted to bake bread but had no measurement anything I could find I I decided to wing it
June 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Bluesky tagged this as Adult Content.
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if you ever find yourself spiraling, just think about how all the small rocks you see were once part of a bigger rock that was part of an even bigger rock and soon we will all be dust
June 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
if you ever find yourself spiraling, just think about how all the small rocks you see were once part of a bigger rock that was part of an even bigger rock and soon we will all be dust
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“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have
June 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have
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Not normal enough to be comfortable in crowds, not neurodivergent enough to be good at math
June 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Not normal enough to be comfortable in crowds, not neurodivergent enough to be good at math
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Recycling is just a use less superpower
June 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Recycling is just a use less superpower
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Juniper berries, or as I like to call them, future gin.
June 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Juniper berries, or as I like to call them, future gin.
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My 5 year plan is a mental health facility with a spa and a swim up bar
June 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
My 5 year plan is a mental health facility with a spa and a swim up bar
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20 phones at 100 different international airports
lockers to store your phone until you return
email notifications to all contacts setting a temp phone #, then resetting to own # when back
clear completely upon return
could increase phone count
probably make a fortune, if travel remains available.
lockers to store your phone until you return
email notifications to all contacts setting a temp phone #, then resetting to own # when back
clear completely upon return
could increase phone count
probably make a fortune, if travel remains available.
June 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
20 phones at 100 different international airports
lockers to store your phone until you return
email notifications to all contacts setting a temp phone #, then resetting to own # when back
clear completely upon return
could increase phone count
probably make a fortune, if travel remains available.
lockers to store your phone until you return
email notifications to all contacts setting a temp phone #, then resetting to own # when back
clear completely upon return
could increase phone count
probably make a fortune, if travel remains available.
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Before long, foreign airports will start keeping a supply of burner phones in stock to loan/rent to travelers going to the USA (IF ANYONE STILL DOES) so their personal data will remain secure in their home country!
If I had the money, I have the business plan all worked out.
If I had the money, I have the business plan all worked out.
June 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Before long, foreign airports will start keeping a supply of burner phones in stock to loan/rent to travelers going to the USA (IF ANYONE STILL DOES) so their personal data will remain secure in their home country!
If I had the money, I have the business plan all worked out.
If I had the money, I have the business plan all worked out.
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we're due for some good news one of these days
June 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
we're due for some good news one of these days