Tart Attack
@tartattack.bsky.social
he/him | posting laffs and japes without thinking too much about it | movie takes zone: https://letterboxd.com/SaltLiquor/
pfp: Aert Schouman black cockatoo | banner: Walter Crane illustration of Beauty and the Beast
pfp: Aert Schouman black cockatoo | banner: Walter Crane illustration of Beauty and the Beast
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Fired from the dicksucking factory over "culture fit."
January 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Fired from the dicksucking factory over "culture fit."
laziness from our societal leaders: a scourge, morally reprehensible, basically treason
laziness from me and my friends: the nectar of civilization, morally good, you're actually evil if you want me to do anything useful
laziness from me and my friends: the nectar of civilization, morally good, you're actually evil if you want me to do anything useful
January 12, 2026 at 6:28 AM
laziness from our societal leaders: a scourge, morally reprehensible, basically treason
laziness from me and my friends: the nectar of civilization, morally good, you're actually evil if you want me to do anything useful
laziness from me and my friends: the nectar of civilization, morally good, you're actually evil if you want me to do anything useful
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*climbing to the ramparts with a tattered piece of blue cloth tied around the arm of my NASA hoodie, indicating I am a part of the Second Grand Army of the Republic irregular forces* this sucks lmao
December 18, 2023 at 6:16 PM
*climbing to the ramparts with a tattered piece of blue cloth tied around the arm of my NASA hoodie, indicating I am a part of the Second Grand Army of the Republic irregular forces* this sucks lmao
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and now back to our regularly scheduled programming 📺
January 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
and now back to our regularly scheduled programming 📺
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The seemingly derelict spaceship Cygnus suddenly lights up, to beautiful, portentous John Barry music #TheBlackHole
January 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The seemingly derelict spaceship Cygnus suddenly lights up, to beautiful, portentous John Barry music #TheBlackHole
I am once again begging youtube people not to title their videos shit like "the animator you've NEVER watched"
I was drawn to your video about this artist probably because I've heard of them and seen some of their shit! it just makes me want to spite you by not clicking!
I was drawn to your video about this artist probably because I've heard of them and seen some of their shit! it just makes me want to spite you by not clicking!
January 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I am once again begging youtube people not to title their videos shit like "the animator you've NEVER watched"
I was drawn to your video about this artist probably because I've heard of them and seen some of their shit! it just makes me want to spite you by not clicking!
I was drawn to your video about this artist probably because I've heard of them and seen some of their shit! it just makes me want to spite you by not clicking!
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i fuckin hate when fantasy settings have medieval cops. cops are a modern concept! stop assuming society must have always worked the way it does in the present!!
January 11, 2026 at 7:54 AM
i fuckin hate when fantasy settings have medieval cops. cops are a modern concept! stop assuming society must have always worked the way it does in the present!!
love a scene where someone is denouncing a tyrant and the tyrant just lets them talk 'cuz hey, let's hear them out, surely they don't have evidence of my crimes
January 11, 2026 at 7:39 AM
love a scene where someone is denouncing a tyrant and the tyrant just lets them talk 'cuz hey, let's hear them out, surely they don't have evidence of my crimes
holy fuck man I forgot that muffs the clothing item are real. I should get one. but I shouldn't because I would never stop messing around with it like a big warm fidget toy
January 11, 2026 at 6:36 AM
holy fuck man I forgot that muffs the clothing item are real. I should get one. but I shouldn't because I would never stop messing around with it like a big warm fidget toy
old movies are better. watch them! because any old movie you'll hear of and consider watching has already stood the test of time. in my experience this rule lasts until you become a cinema freak like me, and then you start plain enjoying the taste of old
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 AM
old movies are better. watch them! because any old movie you'll hear of and consider watching has already stood the test of time. in my experience this rule lasts until you become a cinema freak like me, and then you start plain enjoying the taste of old
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Art by • Tomomi Kobayashi
December 9, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Art by • Tomomi Kobayashi
encountered a video where someone was saying they "don't listen to steely dan for the vocals" and I mentally did an execution-style killshot as I CTRL+W closed the tab
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
encountered a video where someone was saying they "don't listen to steely dan for the vocals" and I mentally did an execution-style killshot as I CTRL+W closed the tab
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*medieval civilization voice* yes and the one who has the most power will wear a special hat. it will have gold and jewels in it. everyone will imagine how good life would be if they could wear the special hat
January 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
*medieval civilization voice* yes and the one who has the most power will wear a special hat. it will have gold and jewels in it. everyone will imagine how good life would be if they could wear the special hat
a great observation, and reminds me a bit of how we trust journalism: we tend to assume reporters do a good job with the facts, until they report on something we personally are familiar with, and then "suddenly" their assessment become distorted or oblivious in the field we know better
the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
a great observation, and reminds me a bit of how we trust journalism: we tend to assume reporters do a good job with the facts, until they report on something we personally are familiar with, and then "suddenly" their assessment become distorted or oblivious in the field we know better
THC ribbon candy branded as Fruit-by-the-Zoot
January 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
THC ribbon candy branded as Fruit-by-the-Zoot
is there an over-the-counter nasal decongestant that actually works or is it all $20 placebos
January 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
is there an over-the-counter nasal decongestant that actually works or is it all $20 placebos
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the molotov cocktail was named after soviet foreign minister vyacheslav molotov, who was best known for exploding into flames when hurled at infrastructure
January 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
the molotov cocktail was named after soviet foreign minister vyacheslav molotov, who was best known for exploding into flames when hurled at infrastructure
ready player one sequel where the main character reads an actual capital-B Book and feels an immense embarrassment for the shit they've been obsessed with
January 8, 2026 at 5:28 PM
ready player one sequel where the main character reads an actual capital-B Book and feels an immense embarrassment for the shit they've been obsessed with
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John Fetterman has not yet commented on the ICE murder, as he has been taken in by a kindly blind hermit who is unable to be horrified by his visage
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
John Fetterman has not yet commented on the ICE murder, as he has been taken in by a kindly blind hermit who is unable to be horrified by his visage
my body says, to a cold I must suffer
but my human spirit says, weed
but my human spirit says, weed
January 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
my body says, to a cold I must suffer
but my human spirit says, weed
but my human spirit says, weed
once in a while I hear reference to "much ballyhoo" about something or another, and I wonder, I don't think I have in my life encountered enough collective ballyhoo to constitute a "much"
January 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
once in a while I hear reference to "much ballyhoo" about something or another, and I wonder, I don't think I have in my life encountered enough collective ballyhoo to constitute a "much"
typing into the search bar "tony tiger frosted flakes name origin scarface cocaine NOT quora"
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
typing into the search bar "tony tiger frosted flakes name origin scarface cocaine NOT quora"
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The US Government has captured Francis Fukuyama in a daring night time raid and is holding him hostage until he agrees to end history again.
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
The US Government has captured Francis Fukuyama in a daring night time raid and is holding him hostage until he agrees to end history again.