Christopher Walsh
@awkwardisallowed.bsky.social
Hi. I hope I’ll be interesting. Same handle on Instagram (I was splunge2000 on Twitter). He/him
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Today in the fucking audacity of men:
A man moved my book and pastry to a different table while I was getting refill on my tea.
I have moved from having a visceral disgust reaction at men I don’t know touching me to a visceral disgust reaction at them touching any possession of mine.
A man moved my book and pastry to a different table while I was getting refill on my tea.
I have moved from having a visceral disgust reaction at men I don’t know touching me to a visceral disgust reaction at them touching any possession of mine.
February 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Today in the fucking audacity of men:
A man moved my book and pastry to a different table while I was getting refill on my tea.
I have moved from having a visceral disgust reaction at men I don’t know touching me to a visceral disgust reaction at them touching any possession of mine.
A man moved my book and pastry to a different table while I was getting refill on my tea.
I have moved from having a visceral disgust reaction at men I don’t know touching me to a visceral disgust reaction at them touching any possession of mine.
Christopher Walken uses a crusher to crush models of a building in DISNEY'S THE COUNTRY BEARS (2002). This is not the strangest thing in DISNEY'S THE COUNTRY BEARS (2002). screencrush.com/the-making-o...
How ‘The Country Bears’ Became the Strangest Disney Movie Ever
20 years later, its director tells us what happened.
screencrush.com
February 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Christopher Walken uses a crusher to crush models of a building in DISNEY'S THE COUNTRY BEARS (2002). This is not the strangest thing in DISNEY'S THE COUNTRY BEARS (2002). screencrush.com/the-making-o...
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I know K POP DEMON HUNTERS was a big hit, but, and hear me out, HEAVY METAL FRANKENSTEIN PUNCHERS
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I know K POP DEMON HUNTERS was a big hit, but, and hear me out, HEAVY METAL FRANKENSTEIN PUNCHERS
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also I would be remiss if I did not reference @katebeaton.bsky.social’s legendary comic when discussing a book by one of the Brontës
February 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
also I would be remiss if I did not reference @katebeaton.bsky.social’s legendary comic when discussing a book by one of the Brontës
Can we get this down to zero? C'mon, guys, aspire. #itsAlwaysGuys
There’s always 5 guys. 3000 people on the internet can read a post and understand it but always 5 guys on the same internet determined to tell you how you’re dumb, wrong, saying something they only imagined you said, or, at the very least, should have said it differently in under 300 words.
February 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Can we get this down to zero? C'mon, guys, aspire. #itsAlwaysGuys
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hey bug pickitup pickitup pickitup
February 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
hey bug pickitup pickitup pickitup
February 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) dir. James Cameron
February 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) dir. James Cameron
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For any new tech to gain widespread adoption it has to do multiple things better than the current tech. DVDs didn't just look and sound better, they were smaller & you didn't need to rewind them.
AI on the other hand is less reliable than a human expert. It just gives wrong answers faster. Useless.
AI on the other hand is less reliable than a human expert. It just gives wrong answers faster. Useless.
February 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
For any new tech to gain widespread adoption it has to do multiple things better than the current tech. DVDs didn't just look and sound better, they were smaller & you didn't need to rewind them.
AI on the other hand is less reliable than a human expert. It just gives wrong answers faster. Useless.
AI on the other hand is less reliable than a human expert. It just gives wrong answers faster. Useless.
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See also: the most tone-deaf guy in a hemisphere gives the most humorlessly tone-deaf people in another hemisphere the chance to get even more tone-deafly humorless. (snicker) ...It must just be a gift. 🙂
February 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
See also: the most tone-deaf guy in a hemisphere gives the most humorlessly tone-deaf people in another hemisphere the chance to get even more tone-deafly humorless. (snicker) ...It must just be a gift. 🙂
I sometimes wonder how to piss off Eric Clapton, a great artist and a racist asshole.
"Tears in Heaven (ska cover)"
February 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I sometimes wonder how to piss off Eric Clapton, a great artist and a racist asshole.
when can this be a panel in a comic
February 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
when can this be a panel in a comic
Timeline synchronicity (cc @lilahsturges.com @amandasmith.bsky.social @brendelbored.bsky.social ) #XMen
February 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Timeline synchronicity (cc @lilahsturges.com @amandasmith.bsky.social @brendelbored.bsky.social ) #XMen
"Tears in Heaven (ska cover)"
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
"Tears in Heaven (ska cover)"
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no one falls in love faster than a man in need of a place to live
February 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
no one falls in love faster than a man in need of a place to live
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Taking an anti-vaccination stances against a treatment that saves the life of ONE IN FIVE HUNDRED KIDS and has no verified deaths involving healthy recipients is not just anti-science and anti-logic, it's evil. I have studied this disease too extensively to soften that word.
It's just evil.
It's just evil.
February 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Taking an anti-vaccination stances against a treatment that saves the life of ONE IN FIVE HUNDRED KIDS and has no verified deaths involving healthy recipients is not just anti-science and anti-logic, it's evil. I have studied this disease too extensively to soften that word.
It's just evil.
It's just evil.
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An image like this is how you drive the Borg to insanity
The impossible trident, also called a blivet, is an optical illusion where three prongs become two.
Popularized in mid‑20th‑century puzzles, it plays on how the brain interprets conflicting cues.
Poke at this illusion ➡️ w.wiki/HReG
Popularized in mid‑20th‑century puzzles, it plays on how the brain interprets conflicting cues.
Poke at this illusion ➡️ w.wiki/HReG
February 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
An image like this is how you drive the Borg to insanity
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The image shows the words of a man who doesn't do the grocery shopping and doesn't pay his own bills.
Lmaoooo first off untrue
Second of all everyone i know who doesn’t budget for food does so bc they have so little money they are scrambling regardless
Second of all everyone i know who doesn’t budget for food does so bc they have so little money they are scrambling regardless
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
The image shows the words of a man who doesn't do the grocery shopping and doesn't pay his own bills.
just Oregon Coast things 😌
The pig n pancake in Astoria is hopping.
February 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
just Oregon Coast things 😌
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"Nnedi Okorafor credits Le Guin with proving fantasy heroes didn't have to be white."
WRONG.
AI is just out here flat out lying about me. I never said this. No disrespect the Great LeGuin but no one ever needed to "prove" such a thing. Mschew. Anyone who knows me knows I don't speak like that.
WRONG.
AI is just out here flat out lying about me. I never said this. No disrespect the Great LeGuin but no one ever needed to "prove" such a thing. Mschew. Anyone who knows me knows I don't speak like that.
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
"Nnedi Okorafor credits Le Guin with proving fantasy heroes didn't have to be white."
WRONG.
AI is just out here flat out lying about me. I never said this. No disrespect the Great LeGuin but no one ever needed to "prove" such a thing. Mschew. Anyone who knows me knows I don't speak like that.
WRONG.
AI is just out here flat out lying about me. I never said this. No disrespect the Great LeGuin but no one ever needed to "prove" such a thing. Mschew. Anyone who knows me knows I don't speak like that.
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technically isn't any farm equipment a plot device
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
technically isn't any farm equipment a plot device
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There's something similar to be said for "Singin' in the Rain" as well. I don't care who you are, where you're from, or what's going on in your life, that film is just completely fucking delightful.
February 15, 2026 at 2:04 PM
There's something similar to be said for "Singin' in the Rain" as well. I don't care who you are, where you're from, or what's going on in your life, that film is just completely fucking delightful.
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The thing about Casablanca being the greatest film of all time is people don't believe you and then they watch it
You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????
February 15, 2026 at 12:26 PM
The thing about Casablanca being the greatest film of all time is people don't believe you and then they watch it
Charlotte Brontë's JANE EYRE (also great) is sedate by comparison, and that's the one whose main male character has to tell Jane "my first wife lost her mind so I locked her in the attic."
Emily Brontë's WUTHERING HEIGHTS is a gorgeously written book about terrible, terrible people. 2/2
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Charlotte Brontë's JANE EYRE (also great) is sedate by comparison, and that's the one whose main male character has to tell Jane "my first wife lost her mind so I locked her in the attic."
A sign of how fucking bonkers the original novel WUTHERING HEIGHTS is: Jim Steinman was thinking of it while he wrote his song "It's All Coming Back to Me" and thought "Heathcliff seems like someone who'd dig up a body so he could dance with it," so he decided to imagine that happened. 1/2
February 15, 2026 at 2:55 PM
A sign of how fucking bonkers the original novel WUTHERING HEIGHTS is: Jim Steinman was thinking of it while he wrote his song "It's All Coming Back to Me" and thought "Heathcliff seems like someone who'd dig up a body so he could dance with it," so he decided to imagine that happened. 1/2