Christopher Walsh
@awkwardisallowed.bsky.social
Hi. I hope I’ll be interesting. Same handle on Instagram (I was splunge2000 on Twitter). He/him
Why the HELL was I dreaming that I needed to find somewhere to give birth to Deadpool? Was my mind just telling me I had to take a dump?
(I won’t mention the grosser details.)
(I won’t mention the grosser details.)
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Why the HELL was I dreaming that I needed to find somewhere to give birth to Deadpool? Was my mind just telling me I had to take a dump?
(I won’t mention the grosser details.)
(I won’t mention the grosser details.)
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As we experience a huge surge of flu cases, a reminder that the widespread usage of masks at the start of the COVID pandemic wiped out a strain of the flu.
If you haven’t been masking up lately, now would be a great time to restart.
If you haven’t been masking up lately, now would be a great time to restart.
The Covid-19 pandemic killed off one strain of the flu, and that will change the next vaccines | CNN
For 10 years, Americans have had access to flu shots that protect against four strains of the virus: two A strains and two B strains. Starting this fall, however, all the flu shots distributed in the ...
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December 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
As we experience a huge surge of flu cases, a reminder that the widespread usage of masks at the start of the COVID pandemic wiped out a strain of the flu.
If you haven’t been masking up lately, now would be a great time to restart.
If you haven’t been masking up lately, now would be a great time to restart.
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I'm just very tired of hearing, "Most folks are not bigoted but if you don't guide them very softly away from their unconscious bigotry you'll alienate them & they'll never change." It is bonkers to expect the disadvantaged to allow the advantaged to set the terms & timeline for change, FOREVER.
December 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm just very tired of hearing, "Most folks are not bigoted but if you don't guide them very softly away from their unconscious bigotry you'll alienate them & they'll never change." It is bonkers to expect the disadvantaged to allow the advantaged to set the terms & timeline for change, FOREVER.
Some truth you can feel good about
there are no Nazis on Mars
December 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Some truth you can feel good about
there are no Nazis on Mars
December 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
there are no Nazis on Mars
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Attack of the Cloves
December 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Attack of the Cloves
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What is the sexiest possible 'favorite book' a male love interest could have, and why?
December 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
What is the sexiest possible 'favorite book' a male love interest could have, and why?
Nnedi Okorafor, PhD in BROKEN PLACES AND OUTER SPACES by Nnedi Okorafor, PhD. (It's her memoir.)
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Nnedi Okorafor, PhD in BROKEN PLACES AND OUTER SPACES by Nnedi Okorafor, PhD. (It's her memoir.)
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[Spock voice] REMEMBER
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
[Spock voice] REMEMBER
Right after this pic of Drew Struzan (RIP), Frank Darabont and I was taken, I got up to leave, stumbled on a mannequin, and said "excuse me." Darabont, amused, said "Did you apologize to the corpse?"
The time at San Diego ComiCon 2010 when I met Frank Darabont and Drew Struzan. Lucky trip, amazing (and exhausting) trip. #sdcc
December 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Right after this pic of Drew Struzan (RIP), Frank Darabont and I was taken, I got up to leave, stumbled on a mannequin, and said "excuse me." Darabont, amused, said "Did you apologize to the corpse?"
I'm going to hope that the "thank you" I just sent on one of my apps is to a person, not an A.I. bot.
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I'm going to hope that the "thank you" I just sent on one of my apps is to a person, not an A.I. bot.
I do believe the swearer.
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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This Navi is verified on twitter and has been blocked by most of bluesky
people are arguing about the cultural impact of avatar, and yet this image is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
December 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This Navi is verified on twitter and has been blocked by most of bluesky
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Wishing all of Bluesky a happy 'Block, Don't Engage!' this lovely tuesday morning.
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Wishing all of Bluesky a happy 'Block, Don't Engage!' this lovely tuesday morning.
YES #Victories
SHE GOT THE JOB! 3RD MOST IMPORTANT MF'R HER STORE! PUT SOME RESPECK ON HER NAME! BOUT TO RUN THIS SHIT LIKE THE NAVY! SO PROUD!
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
YES #Victories
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What if Benoit Blanc is Gator McClusky’s nephew?
Going back in time to pitch a Benoit Blanc movie to Hal Needham and Burt Reynolds
December 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
What if Benoit Blanc is Gator McClusky’s nephew?
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Question prompted by me deliberately mishearing a lyric:
Would Tupac have made fart jokes?
Would Tupac have made fart jokes?
a man is riding a motorcycle in front of a sign that says " lous "
Alt: Tupac shrugs.
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Question prompted by me deliberately mishearing a lyric:
Would Tupac have made fart jokes?
Would Tupac have made fart jokes?
The person who assumed I personally knew John Carpenter because I'd written a review of VAMPIRES.
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The person who assumed I personally knew John Carpenter because I'd written a review of VAMPIRES.
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People mock Daniel Day-Lewis but this has been his philosophy. He can do anything. Why not do it.
seeing a lot of ‘it’s pointless to learn xyz now that AI can just do it’
since when did it become pointless to learn things just because you like to learn? why does everything have to be a career? why are things only worth doing if you can be the best there ever was?
since when did it become pointless to learn things just because you like to learn? why does everything have to be a career? why are things only worth doing if you can be the best there ever was?
December 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
People mock Daniel Day-Lewis but this has been his philosophy. He can do anything. Why not do it.
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all at once a queer accident happened
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
all at once a queer accident happened
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Can’t do this in one tweet but:
When Alan Rickman was in Private Lives on Broadway, a friend from Texas came in to see it with me and wanted to stage door. This was at the height of the HP madness (fuck JKR; protect trans kids) and it was a pretty weird/cringey stage door.
Anyway…
When Alan Rickman was in Private Lives on Broadway, a friend from Texas came in to see it with me and wanted to stage door. This was at the height of the HP madness (fuck JKR; protect trans kids) and it was a pretty weird/cringey stage door.
Anyway…
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Can’t do this in one tweet but:
When Alan Rickman was in Private Lives on Broadway, a friend from Texas came in to see it with me and wanted to stage door. This was at the height of the HP madness (fuck JKR; protect trans kids) and it was a pretty weird/cringey stage door.
Anyway…
When Alan Rickman was in Private Lives on Broadway, a friend from Texas came in to see it with me and wanted to stage door. This was at the height of the HP madness (fuck JKR; protect trans kids) and it was a pretty weird/cringey stage door.
Anyway…
LiveJournal certainly didn’t always live up to its potential even in its heyday, but at its best LJ could be like this meme. Thoughtful!
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
LiveJournal certainly didn’t always live up to its potential even in its heyday, but at its best LJ could be like this meme. Thoughtful!
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I realize I am physically incapable of putting a hat on my child without saying, “You lost today, kid, but that doesn’t mean you have to like it.”
December 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I realize I am physically incapable of putting a hat on my child without saying, “You lost today, kid, but that doesn’t mean you have to like it.”
HELP THE EAGLE
We have a very large, fiesty bald eagle in care. So far we’ve had to force feed her. She’s finally decided to eat on her own, but only large fish.
If anyone in Portland has connections to someone who fishes and is willing to donate salmon, trout or something of similar size, pls let me know.
If anyone in Portland has connections to someone who fishes and is willing to donate salmon, trout or something of similar size, pls let me know.
December 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
HELP THE EAGLE