Christopher Walsh
@awkwardisallowed.bsky.social
Hi. I hope I’ll be interesting. Same handle on Instagram (I was splunge2000 on Twitter). He/him
I do believe the swearer.
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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This Navi is verified on twitter and has been blocked by most of bluesky
people are arguing about the cultural impact of avatar, and yet this image is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
December 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This Navi is verified on twitter and has been blocked by most of bluesky
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Wishing all of Bluesky a happy 'Block, Don't Engage!' this lovely tuesday morning.
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Wishing all of Bluesky a happy 'Block, Don't Engage!' this lovely tuesday morning.
YES #Victories
SHE GOT THE JOB! 3RD MOST IMPORTANT MF'R HER STORE! PUT SOME RESPECK ON HER NAME! BOUT TO RUN THIS SHIT LIKE THE NAVY! SO PROUD!
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
YES #Victories
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What if Benoit Blanc is Gator McClusky’s nephew?
Going back in time to pitch a Benoit Blanc movie to Hal Needham and Burt Reynolds
December 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
What if Benoit Blanc is Gator McClusky’s nephew?
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Question prompted by me deliberately mishearing a lyric:
Would Tupac have made fart jokes?
Would Tupac have made fart jokes?
a man is riding a motorcycle in front of a sign that says " lous "
Alt: Tupac shrugs.
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Question prompted by me deliberately mishearing a lyric:
Would Tupac have made fart jokes?
Would Tupac have made fart jokes?
The person who assumed I personally knew John Carpenter because I'd written a review of VAMPIRES.
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The person who assumed I personally knew John Carpenter because I'd written a review of VAMPIRES.
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People mock Daniel Day-Lewis but this has been his philosophy. He can do anything. Why not do it.
seeing a lot of ‘it’s pointless to learn xyz now that AI can just do it’
since when did it become pointless to learn things just because you like to learn? why does everything have to be a career? why are things only worth doing if you can be the best there ever was?
since when did it become pointless to learn things just because you like to learn? why does everything have to be a career? why are things only worth doing if you can be the best there ever was?
December 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
People mock Daniel Day-Lewis but this has been his philosophy. He can do anything. Why not do it.
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all at once a queer accident happened
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
all at once a queer accident happened
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Can’t do this in one tweet but:
When Alan Rickman was in Private Lives on Broadway, a friend from Texas came in to see it with me and wanted to stage door. This was at the height of the HP madness (fuck JKR; protect trans kids) and it was a pretty weird/cringey stage door.
Anyway…
When Alan Rickman was in Private Lives on Broadway, a friend from Texas came in to see it with me and wanted to stage door. This was at the height of the HP madness (fuck JKR; protect trans kids) and it was a pretty weird/cringey stage door.
Anyway…
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Can’t do this in one tweet but:
When Alan Rickman was in Private Lives on Broadway, a friend from Texas came in to see it with me and wanted to stage door. This was at the height of the HP madness (fuck JKR; protect trans kids) and it was a pretty weird/cringey stage door.
Anyway…
When Alan Rickman was in Private Lives on Broadway, a friend from Texas came in to see it with me and wanted to stage door. This was at the height of the HP madness (fuck JKR; protect trans kids) and it was a pretty weird/cringey stage door.
Anyway…
LiveJournal certainly didn’t always live up to its potential even in its heyday, but at its best LJ could be like this meme. Thoughtful!
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
LiveJournal certainly didn’t always live up to its potential even in its heyday, but at its best LJ could be like this meme. Thoughtful!
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I realize I am physically incapable of putting a hat on my child without saying, “You lost today, kid, but that doesn’t mean you have to like it.”
December 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I realize I am physically incapable of putting a hat on my child without saying, “You lost today, kid, but that doesn’t mean you have to like it.”
HELP THE EAGLE
We have a very large, fiesty bald eagle in care. So far we’ve had to force feed her. She’s finally decided to eat on her own, but only large fish.
If anyone in Portland has connections to someone who fishes and is willing to donate salmon, trout or something of similar size, pls let me know.
If anyone in Portland has connections to someone who fishes and is willing to donate salmon, trout or something of similar size, pls let me know.
December 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
HELP THE EAGLE
That blogging thing I’ve done? I can keep doing it. chris-walsh.livejournal.com/2264684.html
My Year of Not Blogging
“But things change! People change! Hairstyles change. Interest rates fluctuate…” — Top Secret! (1984) I Me Mine has been here since 2004. I’ve blogged longer by far than any paid job I’ve had. Longer ...
chris-walsh.livejournal.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
That blogging thing I’ve done? I can keep doing it. chris-walsh.livejournal.com/2264684.html
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This was already the case. "This new language in the DMM does not change any existing postal operations or postmarking practices..."
Postmarks and Postal Possession
The Postal Service is adding section 608.11, "Postmarks and Postal Possession," to the Domestic Mail Manual (DMM). This new section defines postmarks, identifies the types of Postal Service markings t...
www.federalregister.gov
December 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This was already the case. "This new language in the DMM does not change any existing postal operations or postmarking practices..."
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Yes we can still request a hand-stamp from the PO Lobby clerk, but imagine this leading up to election day - lines out the door as hundreds of voters wait to get their vote 'verified'. Eliminating *every* convenience that mail-in-voting is supposed to provide.
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Yes we can still request a hand-stamp from the PO Lobby clerk, but imagine this leading up to election day - lines out the door as hundreds of voters wait to get their vote 'verified'. Eliminating *every* convenience that mail-in-voting is supposed to provide.
More people have the legs for kilts than you might think. Apparently I do. 🙂
If it were up to me, lotta guys would be wearing kilts on the regular.
December 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
More people have the legs for kilts than you might think. Apparently I do. 🙂
Sometimes, like today, I tip at Space Monkey with quarters I'd accumulated. I started doing that earlier in the pandemic, when the café was often low on change, and I've kept doing it.
Been resting! Got out! Hi from Space Monkey Coffee (lunch was mushrooms, egg and spinach on a hash brown base).
December 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sometimes, like today, I tip at Space Monkey with quarters I'd accumulated. I started doing that earlier in the pandemic, when the café was often low on change, and I've kept doing it.
Been resting! Got out! Hi from Space Monkey Coffee (lunch was mushrooms, egg and spinach on a hash brown base).
December 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Been resting! Got out! Hi from Space Monkey Coffee (lunch was mushrooms, egg and spinach on a hash brown base).
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Does this tux tear away and there’s a smaller tux underneath it for an after party?
i was the moderate position. now you're about to find what comes next
December 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Does this tux tear away and there’s a smaller tux underneath it for an after party?
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early discworld is not as polished as later discworld but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's still pretty good
December 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
early discworld is not as polished as later discworld but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's still pretty good
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Doing today's Spelling Bee and I recognize that "Horchopoly" is not a word but I think it should be and it should be the word for a horchata empire that crushes all its competitors.
December 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Doing today's Spelling Bee and I recognize that "Horchopoly" is not a word but I think it should be and it should be the word for a horchata empire that crushes all its competitors.
Well at least it was used.
December 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Well at least it was used.
Multiple PDX employees today (including me) have said today's been odd.
Moon's not even half-full, so that's not the excuse.
Moon's not even half-full, so that's not the excuse.
December 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Multiple PDX employees today (including me) have said today's been odd.
Moon's not even half-full, so that's not the excuse.
Moon's not even half-full, so that's not the excuse.