kristen g
@nomadpdx.bsky.social
I used to watch soccer. I have a lot of shoes. Becoming ungovernable. Caretaker to a chocolate lab and a ‘67 Mustang. she/her
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kristen g
@nomadpdx.bsky.social
· Nov 17
I might keep a running list of things I’m throwing away to make room in the garage. The first thing out today was a 10lb. brick of clay that dried into a doorstop about 20 years ago. Time to go.
lol wtf Canada youtu.be/LerbZYNWWKI
What Happened to the Submarines at WEM? - Part 2: Return to the Deep - Best Edmonton Mall
YouTube video by Best Edmonton Mall
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January 4, 2026 at 8:38 AM
lol wtf Canada youtu.be/LerbZYNWWKI
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Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
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nobody told me that once you start eating hummus you keep doing it intermittently for the rest of your life
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
nobody told me that once you start eating hummus you keep doing it intermittently for the rest of your life
lol Lewiston? What?
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
lol Lewiston? What?
The followup was Roadhouse.
The Sundance Channel just went from Smokey & the Bandit to The Lost Boys.
January 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The followup was Roadhouse.
The Sundance Channel just went from Smokey & the Bandit to The Lost Boys.
January 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The Sundance Channel just went from Smokey & the Bandit to The Lost Boys.
Alright. Fine. I bought a planner. But it's a small planner. And I'll stop using it by like the third week of January anyway.
January 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Alright. Fine. I bought a planner. But it's a small planner. And I'll stop using it by like the third week of January anyway.
First small win of 2026: did task I wanted to postpone, but then drove a different route and found Brewers Bread open ON A HOLIDAY and ALSO a Thursday so I got a loaf of the kalamata bread I really like. 26th & Vaughn. Worth going out of your way.
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
First small win of 2026: did task I wanted to postpone, but then drove a different route and found Brewers Bread open ON A HOLIDAY and ALSO a Thursday so I got a loaf of the kalamata bread I really like. 26th & Vaughn. Worth going out of your way.
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Happy Weirdest Work Day of the Year to all who celebrate.
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Happy Weirdest Work Day of the Year to all who celebrate.
It’ll it’s you that just knocked on my front door, sorry. You should have texted first.
January 1, 2026 at 8:53 AM
It’ll it’s you that just knocked on my front door, sorry. You should have texted first.
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So, the frog stopped the National Guard from coming to Portland, along with astute lawsuits by Oregon. Only part of what's happening, but hard to understate how fundamentally the Portland Frog changed perceptions and helped morale. Humor, imagination, courage, savvy.
December 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
So, the frog stopped the National Guard from coming to Portland, along with astute lawsuits by Oregon. Only part of what's happening, but hard to understate how fundamentally the Portland Frog changed perceptions and helped morale. Humor, imagination, courage, savvy.
It is 11 p.m. on New Year’s Eve so OBVIOUSLY it’s time for Regence to send me bills.
“Happy new year. You owe us $400.”
“Happy new year. You owe us $400.”
January 1, 2026 at 7:04 AM
It is 11 p.m. on New Year’s Eve so OBVIOUSLY it’s time for Regence to send me bills.
“Happy new year. You owe us $400.”
“Happy new year. You owe us $400.”
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Last chance to get a 2 year day use permit for Oregon State Parks! (a 2 year permit for $50…which is the 2026 1 year permit price).
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2025 is the last year that Oregon State Parks will be selling their two-year parking pass.
Current prices:
-24 Month Permit: $50 (available through Dec 31, 2025)
-12 Month Permit: $30
Buy here: bit.ly/oprdparkingp...
Starting Jan. 1, 2026, the 12-month permit will double in price as well.
2025 is the last year that Oregon State Parks will be selling their two-year parking pass.
Current prices:
-24 Month Permit: $50 (available through Dec 31, 2025)
-12 Month Permit: $30
Buy here: bit.ly/oprdparkingp...
Starting Jan. 1, 2026, the 12-month permit will double in price as well.
Product Catalog - Oregon State Parks
bit.ly
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Last chance to get a 2 year day use permit for Oregon State Parks! (a 2 year permit for $50…which is the 2026 1 year permit price).
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oh NO
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
oh NO
Today, I got an IV, a CT, and a haircut.
So I bought myself a better car cover.
This makes sense in my head.
So I bought myself a better car cover.
This makes sense in my head.
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Today, I got an IV, a CT, and a haircut.
So I bought myself a better car cover.
This makes sense in my head.
So I bought myself a better car cover.
This makes sense in my head.
Ope. First fireworks of the evening or gunshot?
January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Ope. First fireworks of the evening or gunshot?
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Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
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do NOT make a lemon pig. the lemon pigs CAUSED THIS. you are messing with forces you DO NOT UNDERSTAND and CANNOT CONTROL.
December 31, 2024 at 8:42 PM
do NOT make a lemon pig. the lemon pigs CAUSED THIS. you are messing with forces you DO NOT UNDERSTAND and CANNOT CONTROL.
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This is it, nature’s friendliest looking creature
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is it, nature’s friendliest looking creature
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What the local media is missing is that Nick Shirley isn’t an “independent influencer/journalist.”
He’s a paid propagandist being spoon fed stories by a dangerous right-wing propaganda machine that uses so-called influencers who aren’t beholden to any standards of transparency or accountability.
He’s a paid propagandist being spoon fed stories by a dangerous right-wing propaganda machine that uses so-called influencers who aren’t beholden to any standards of transparency or accountability.
This 23-year-old right-wing YouTuber from Utah was granted rare access to the Terrorism Confinement Center (CECOT), the authoritarian mega-prison in El Salvador.
Strangely enough, he also happened to be in Minneapolis on the very day Trump’s federal forces descended on Lake and Bloomington.
Strangely enough, he also happened to be in Minneapolis on the very day Trump’s federal forces descended on Lake and Bloomington.
December 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What the local media is missing is that Nick Shirley isn’t an “independent influencer/journalist.”
He’s a paid propagandist being spoon fed stories by a dangerous right-wing propaganda machine that uses so-called influencers who aren’t beholden to any standards of transparency or accountability.
He’s a paid propagandist being spoon fed stories by a dangerous right-wing propaganda machine that uses so-called influencers who aren’t beholden to any standards of transparency or accountability.
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WE NEED SOME ORCAS
We're holding out for some orcas till the end of the night
They gotta be strong and they gotta be fast
And they gotta be smooth black and white
We're holding out for some orcas till the end of the night
They gotta be strong and they gotta be fast
And they gotta be smooth black and white
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
WE NEED SOME ORCAS
We're holding out for some orcas till the end of the night
They gotta be strong and they gotta be fast
And they gotta be smooth black and white
We're holding out for some orcas till the end of the night
They gotta be strong and they gotta be fast
And they gotta be smooth black and white
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BREAKING: After legal setbacks, President Trump says he's dropping push for the National Guard in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland for now.
Trump says he's dropping push for National Guard in Chicago, LA and Portland, Oregon, for now
President Donald Trump says he’s dropping — for now — his push to deploy National Guard troops in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland, Oregon.
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December 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
BREAKING: After legal setbacks, President Trump says he's dropping push for the National Guard in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland for now.