kristen g
@nomadpdx.bsky.social
I used to watch soccer. I have a lot of shoes. Becoming ungovernable. Caretaker to a chocolate lab and a ‘67 Mustang. she/her
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kristen g
@nomadpdx.bsky.social
· Nov 17
I might keep a running list of things I’m throwing away to make room in the garage. The first thing out today was a 10lb. brick of clay that dried into a doorstop about 20 years ago. Time to go.
I'm at work again. This is the first time in five+ years I've been in the office five days in a row and I'll tell you what: I'm not doing it again anytime soon. How did we do this before? This is dumb.
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm at work again. This is the first time in five+ years I've been in the office five days in a row and I'll tell you what: I'm not doing it again anytime soon. How did we do this before? This is dumb.
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Look at this.
When they extend the stage like this, it’s going to be good (Carmina Burana) and it was
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Look at this.
If you have the means, there are two more performances of Carmina Burana with the Oregon Symphony and you should go to one or more of them.
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
If you have the means, there are two more performances of Carmina Burana with the Oregon Symphony and you should go to one or more of them.
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If you have a 25lb frozen turkey (which, like, why would you do that to yourself), today is a good day to start defrosting it in the fridge
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
If you have a 25lb frozen turkey (which, like, why would you do that to yourself), today is a good day to start defrosting it in the fridge
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Hey Portland ppl... teens in foster care are the most overlooked group to receive donated gifts. This group aims to address that with custom gift bags. It's a really cool thing if you've got a little spare scratch this season. https://www.project48.co/programs/holiday-giving-tree-teens-foster-care
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hey Portland ppl... teens in foster care are the most overlooked group to receive donated gifts. This group aims to address that with custom gift bags. It's a really cool thing if you've got a little spare scratch this season. https://www.project48.co/programs/holiday-giving-tree-teens-foster-care
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
but seriously. a schedule drop in november.
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
but seriously. a schedule drop in november.
QUICK! LOOK OVER HERE!
No better way to sweep away negative #MLS league news of GM misconduct than by releasing the 2026 schedule before the conclusion of this current one!
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
QUICK! LOOK OVER HERE!
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This rare burn generator is getting used so much I added an admin panel 🤣
Now you can suggest new insults! A bunch still need to be edited out or improved, but - COME! Defeat your online enemies with snark!
Now you can suggest new insults! A bunch still need to be edited out or improved, but - COME! Defeat your online enemies with snark!
Rare Insults 🔥
For your enemies online
dr.eamer.dev
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This rare burn generator is getting used so much I added an admin panel 🤣
Now you can suggest new insults! A bunch still need to be edited out or improved, but - COME! Defeat your online enemies with snark!
Now you can suggest new insults! A bunch still need to be edited out or improved, but - COME! Defeat your online enemies with snark!
and I’m again marveling that my parents broke up and then my dad called my mom on a Tuesday and said,”let’s get married.” And she said,”well, okay. When?” And he said,”Thursday.” So they went to Vegas.
Vegas.
Vegas.
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
and I’m again marveling that my parents broke up and then my dad called my mom on a Tuesday and said,”let’s get married.” And she said,”well, okay. When?” And he said,”Thursday.” So they went to Vegas.
Vegas.
Vegas.
We’re a week out from the next Major Holiday and I’m so sentimental about *everything* that I cannot hold any important information in my head for more than two minutes.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We’re a week out from the next Major Holiday and I’m so sentimental about *everything* that I cannot hold any important information in my head for more than two minutes.
Surprise!
Looks like their plan to boost productivity by ushering everyone back to the office in an ongoing pandemic didn't play out as expected
ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Surprise!
Ghosts make no scientific sense but also, before I forget, your house is totally haunted.
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Ghosts make no scientific sense but also, before I forget, your house is totally haunted.
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do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
Thinking of doing a mood blanket next year.
It’s almost the end of the year so come in here real close:
You do not want to do a temperature blanket. You don’t. A year is a long time and everyone is falling apart, don’t do this to yourself. Also, it’s gonna make you think really scary thoughts about climate change. Don’t do it.
You do not want to do a temperature blanket. You don’t. A year is a long time and everyone is falling apart, don’t do this to yourself. Also, it’s gonna make you think really scary thoughts about climate change. Don’t do it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Thinking of doing a mood blanket next year.
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this poem. this feeling.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
this poem. this feeling.
I'm sorry. What?
🚨BREAKING: Federal prosecutors admitted Wednesday that the grand jury handling the criminal case against former FBI Director James Comey never reviewed or voted on the final indictment used to charge him — a virtually unprecedented revelation that could topple the entire case.
In Stunning Admission, DOJ Says Grand Jury Never Saw Indictment Against Comey
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I'm sorry. What?
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We need this in America
The British government on Wednesday proposed legislation that would make it illegal to resell tickets for entertainment and sports events for more than their original face value, aiming to stop scalpers from charging exorbitant prices for sought-after shows.
U.K. Vows to Ban Resale of Concert Tickets Above Face Value
The move aims to prevent “touts,” or scalpers, from charging exorbitant prices for sought-after shows.
nyti.ms
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
We need this in America
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and if your going to Scotland at any time there is a list of 117 Independent Bookshops (it does need updated and checked) to visit or buy from their website
#BookSky #Bookshop #IndieBookshop 📚💙 #ChooseBookshops #BuySmallBuyLocal
bigbeardedbookseller.uk/bookshops-sc...
#BookSky #Bookshop #IndieBookshop 📚💙 #ChooseBookshops #BuySmallBuyLocal
bigbeardedbookseller.uk/bookshops-sc...
Bookshops: Scotland – Big Bearded Bookseller
bigbeardedbookseller.uk
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
and if your going to Scotland at any time there is a list of 117 Independent Bookshops (it does need updated and checked) to visit or buy from their website
#BookSky #Bookshop #IndieBookshop 📚💙 #ChooseBookshops #BuySmallBuyLocal
bigbeardedbookseller.uk/bookshops-sc...
#BookSky #Bookshop #IndieBookshop 📚💙 #ChooseBookshops #BuySmallBuyLocal
bigbeardedbookseller.uk/bookshops-sc...
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if you’ve got some room in your art and/or mutual aid budget, I’m open for commissions
Bridget Gordon's Commissions
Commissions Open! Click to see Bridget Gordon's commission menu.
ko-fi.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
if you’ve got some room in your art and/or mutual aid budget, I’m open for commissions
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
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anyway. go read a short story or a chunk of a novel today. enjoy a piece of art. maybe even buy a drawing or painting! reach out and tell an artist how much something they made meant to you.
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
anyway. go read a short story or a chunk of a novel today. enjoy a piece of art. maybe even buy a drawing or painting! reach out and tell an artist how much something they made meant to you.