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nomadpdx.bsky.social
kristen g
@nomadpdx.bsky.social
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I used to watch soccer. I have a lot of shoes. Becoming ungovernable. Caretaker to a chocolate lab and a ‘67 Mustang. she/her
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A stage full of seating for a symphony to occupy later.
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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A year ago.
An aging blue Mustang buried in a carport.
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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This one just fell over. She’s fine. I think it was by design.
A black dog on a wood floor waiting for belly rubs.
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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This one is absolutely plotting my demise while “sleeping” in a giant banana.
Small blonde dog, curled up in a pet bed shaped like a banana, looking suspicious.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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But I was wrong.
“Bring back Gavin Wilkinson, club has not been the same since you fired the innocent man”
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Friends, I thought I found the worst take. 1/2
“We need Caleb Porter”
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I opened my notes app and this is what popped up. I’m sure it’s about the car, but what does it mean?
BRUCE Major Murray Volvo garage That’s it. Just text on a black screen.
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Of course.
A map of states where you can be naked in your yard.
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I have your gum.
Blood spattered off-white walls in what may be a hotel room
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Whose baby is this?
A baby safely (?) tucked into a silver trophy cup, surrounded by sports fans.
October 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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She still watches.
She Who Watches, a petroglyph/pictograph in the Columbia River Gorge. Lichen spotted rocks surround a rock carving/painting of a face with large eyes.
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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lol never mind. I will go to the tavern for the $8 hot dog special.
Ticket listing for the mariners playoff Thursday starting at $438.
October 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Mark’s post about seeing cursed things, directly above a dog sitting for a class final.
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Little Debbie is undefeated.
A Little Debbie pumpkin brownie - a brownie frosted orange and shaped like a jack-o’-lantern.
October 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Thorns v Bay, Providence Park, Oct 4 2025.
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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This one thinks I’m not working hard enough.
My friend and coworker Balou, a large fluffy Shepard dog.
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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These fine folks are on Instagram.
Instagram page for Preston’s Pumpkins, Arbor Grove Dr in Woodburn.
September 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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So, I went and bought pumpkins from Preston’s Pumpkins.
A green John Deere tractor pulling a trailer full of pumpkins.
September 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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An assortment of old cars in varying states of repair, parked next to each other in a parking lot.
September 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Y’all gotta get your fancy cars running so we can sit around in parking lots together.
An old blue Mustang in a Dairy Queen parking lot.
September 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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He’s kinda sad. Or disappointed. I dunno which.
Sad white dog.
September 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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This is Stanley. He doesn’t know what to think of me.
A large, fluffy white dog on a grey pillow.
September 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Friends, what is the functional difference between an open or closed air cleaner?
From a 67 Tbird, a photo of the open sided air cleaner. From a 67 Mustang, a closed air cleaner.
September 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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This one is having some sort of existential crisis.
A large black and white dog lounging on a sofa, looking sad and regretful.
September 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Am I tempted? I am.
An online advertisement for an Alabama cover band playing at a truckstop.
September 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM