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wife, mom, Python-enjoyer, I really like the American Time Use Survey.
I just need you all to know that I’m being very brave and stoic while my husband tries to get a giant splinter out of my foot
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I just need you all to know that I’m being very brave and stoic while my husband tries to get a giant splinter out of my foot
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had no caffeine yesterday and ive still been awake for 2 hours this is bullshit
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 AM
had no caffeine yesterday and ive still been awake for 2 hours this is bullshit
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Baby, are you the times? Because the way you look is unprecedented
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Baby, are you the times? Because the way you look is unprecedented
my husband: Alabama lost their quarterback
me: they should try a kid leash
me: they should try a kid leash
January 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
my husband: Alabama lost their quarterback
me: they should try a kid leash
me: they should try a kid leash
going to buy stamps for christmas cards and ew why is there a william f buckley stamp
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
going to buy stamps for christmas cards and ew why is there a william f buckley stamp
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we made it through that shitshow and we’re gonna make it through the next one too
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 AM
we made it through that shitshow and we’re gonna make it through the next one too
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Madonna and Child from my sketchbook, drawn in 2020
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Madonna and Child from my sketchbook, drawn in 2020
hadn’t intended to be up but my neighbors are setting off fireworks like It Happened or smthg
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
hadn’t intended to be up but my neighbors are setting off fireworks like It Happened or smthg
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I've honestly never been the biggest fan but at this point in my life I truly despise fireworks
January 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I've honestly never been the biggest fan but at this point in my life I truly despise fireworks
was reading a Lord Peter Wimsey fanfiction on AO3 and the author mentioned the catherine project at the end ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 AM
was reading a Lord Peter Wimsey fanfiction on AO3 and the author mentioned the catherine project at the end ❤️
again not the top thing but we were supposed to go out with friends tonight and I had gotten some sparkly hair things for Christmas that I had planned to wear
January 1, 2026 at 12:55 AM
again not the top thing but we were supposed to go out with friends tonight and I had gotten some sparkly hair things for Christmas that I had planned to wear
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you gotta laugh at stuff or you’ll cry
December 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
you gotta laugh at stuff or you’ll cry
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
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issuing a preemptive moratorium on "next year can't be worse, right?" posting, we don't need to jinx ourselves already
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
issuing a preemptive moratorium on "next year can't be worse, right?" posting, we don't need to jinx ourselves already
4yos these days asking for the family record player to be moved to their room because “the speakers are way better” than the Yoto
December 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
4yos these days asking for the family record player to be moved to their room because “the speakers are way better” than the Yoto
my coworkers are very sweet and also one of them insists on having a parchment email background à la the Vatican website
December 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
my coworkers are very sweet and also one of them insists on having a parchment email background à la the Vatican website
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this could be real bad not least because daycares are disproportionately staffed by women of color and it is a mortal lock ICE is going to get involved
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
this could be real bad not least because daycares are disproportionately staffed by women of color and it is a mortal lock ICE is going to get involved
they should make a tv where I can turn down the brightness specifically for hockey because that white ice is So Bright it’s gonna trigger a migraine
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
they should make a tv where I can turn down the brightness specifically for hockey because that white ice is So Bright it’s gonna trigger a migraine
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it’s pretty telling that for all the various Republican assaults on government few have been as thorough as their holy war on the CFPB, which has been a scorched earth affair since day 1
bring it back with a vengeance and staff a personalized new department for every big Republican donor
bring it back with a vengeance and staff a personalized new department for every big Republican donor
Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
it’s pretty telling that for all the various Republican assaults on government few have been as thorough as their holy war on the CFPB, which has been a scorched earth affair since day 1
bring it back with a vengeance and staff a personalized new department for every big Republican donor
bring it back with a vengeance and staff a personalized new department for every big Republican donor
4yo, while we’re out of the house for a showing: I’m hungry
Me: I think we’re going to go get some treats
4yo: we have treats at home
Me: I think we’re going to go get some treats
4yo: we have treats at home
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
4yo, while we’re out of the house for a showing: I’m hungry
Me: I think we’re going to go get some treats
4yo: we have treats at home
Me: I think we’re going to go get some treats
4yo: we have treats at home
somehow my brain cooked up a dream where my husband’s employer had started to require he drive to work a certain number of days per year
December 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
somehow my brain cooked up a dream where my husband’s employer had started to require he drive to work a certain number of days per year
7yo ran into a friend on a walk who told him about a book he was reading and now our kid has gone to the library to pick it out and read it all afternoon. can’t believe he’s old enough for book recommendations 🥹
December 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
7yo ran into a friend on a walk who told him about a book he was reading and now our kid has gone to the library to pick it out and read it all afternoon. can’t believe he’s old enough for book recommendations 🥹