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Jake, from Online
kids wanna go to a school where the football team will make the CFB Playoff
as @amandamull.bsky.social points out, there is a pretty straightforward reason students are going south for college: it is warm. and the party scene are fun. and the schools are still pretty good. southern schools and lawmakers are also actively pitching themselves to out-of-state students.
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Perhaps at a table near the street, in his old familiar place
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
okay but I think Rosé and Billy Joel together would slap
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
casting my pearls before swine
February 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
love when this happens
February 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
oh so what it's a crime to go shopping now?
Crime headline of the day.
February 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
SO preteen
February 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
was it really that long ago
February 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
There should be more Pokémon based on elephants
February 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Omnifantasy
Alright, what are the six infinity stones of hobbies for middle aged guys?

I already:

1. birdwatch
2. Coffee and espresso machines
3. Analogue cameras

Train sets? Ham radios? What other three stones must I obtain?
February 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Would you say you're more of a Galarian Weezing or a Fezandipiti
February 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
VGC (Video Game Championships) is what they call the official competitive format for Pokémon with the 2v2 doubles battles
February 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
It's a little upsetting that I'm pretty sure I don't have enough friends who would want to do a Pokémon VGC draft league
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Project Hail Mary is one of the few books where I'm glad I listened to the audiobook for instead of just reading it
February 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
This is insane
February 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Reposted by Jake
Get the image warmed up it's going to be a long year.
February 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
you will NEVER convince me that an illegal immigrant is my enemy and that a person who would do this to a child is my friend
A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I love math
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Sorry @frdan.bsky.social his check cleared
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Yes
January 31, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Snowed in at work, so there's nothing to do besides continue to obsess over the tiniest details of my Omnifantasy 2026 draft board.
January 31, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I'll be honest, I can think of plenty of ways in which having a ton of money might change me but I don't understand how it turns you into a pedophile.
January 31, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Certainly better than Amazon or Netflix!
January 31, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I think Apple is as good a partner as you could hope for. They make incredible TV shows and don't seem to care if it's not actually making them money
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM