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This is stupid for several reasons but it's funny that they keep making up bigger numbers. Sure JD, almost 10% of the country is illegal immigrants.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
lol I'm only going to have 3 nights off the whole month of December
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is better than nothing but I'm seeing a lot of people excited about this and I honestly still find it pretty lukewarm. It's extremely passive and indirect.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Dispatch time
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Opening Connections today was like a slap in the face
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Fishing minigame
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Fine, I'll do it
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Puppy slept through the night, I feel like a different person
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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The Ones Who Walk Away From The Fifty Year Mortgage
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I honestly don't know how to feel about this. I don't remember the last time the Ducks were good. 10 years ago? Are we actually good or is this streak a fluke.
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We're so incredibly fucked
If they give up on those ACA subsidies, they aren't ever going to get them back
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If my brain still worked I think I'd really like to write out some of the Thoughts I have about Dispatch
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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remember that article by that lady who got scammed out of $50,000 she was putting in shoeboxes for the cia and how people were like “it’s easy to make fun of them but this could happen to anyone” lol
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I'll be real this is more prep than what I usually have
Got my Daggerheart group tomorrow and my notes so far for prep are: spooky slenderman, cosy meal, weird plants????? What if deer????
I'm a good GM, guys.
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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GUS-SPLOSIUON
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I love and respect Faker a ton but I really need KT Rolster to win for my Omnifantasy points, so sorry Faker but you must be destroyed
This is wild--I profiled Faker for ESPN Mag *ten years ago* and at the time was told by everyone there's no way to stay on top in an esport past your early 20s. Dude really is the LeBron of League of Legends.
League of Legends Worlds is coming up its 15th World Championship this Sunday and South Korea’s biggest esports icon has dominated from the start.

Faker, a five-time world champion, seeks to complete a three-peat and add to his nearly indisputable GOAT case.
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Literally all I want in the world right now is to get drunk, eat some In-N-Out, and then sleep for 16 hours
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Let's make it official:

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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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they can't let the priests in because then they will come back out and say what they saw
Access to the sacraments is the tip of the iceberg. They won't allow clergy access bc they aren't running a proper detention facility. The scandal that religious protests are highlighting is not that the detainees' religious rights are being violated, but that ALL their rights are being violated.
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Hey everyone - I hate doing this but we had to have major emergency plumbing work done on the house we just moved into. The main pipe from upstairs to the basement was completely rusted out and filling the wall with water in several places. Any help infinitely appreciated
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November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM