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Jake, from Online
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LOUD cheers for Team USA

Boos as JD Vance is shown on the in-arena screens

Attaway, Italia 🇮🇹✊
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Have they considered getting a real job?
In a city packed with mighty real estate titans, they are the small ones.

New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
NYC’s small landlords say they won’t survive Mamdani plan to freeze rent
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani has criticized landlords and vowed to freeze what tenants in rent-stabilized apartments pay monthly.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
They're seriously so mad that people care about the well-being of a five-year-old that they're going to try and make an example of him and his family
HAPPENING NOW: DHS just expedited Liam Conejo Ramos' asylum hearing to this morning, meaning it's possible the five-year-old and his family could be deported as soon as today.

Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Five-Year-Old Liam Ramos Is In His Asylum Hearing Right Now
www.huffpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
"It is my great honor to introduce the GOAT"
February 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Been having a hard time finding a good PbP campaign that lasts, so I humbled myself and applied for a 5e game figuring it's better than nothing, and got turned down
February 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Oh yeah thanks, I've been totally meaning to get that done
February 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
And so to all the undead
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
In an idyllic corner of an English field, beneath the lush green grass and yellow buttercups sprouting in the sunshine, archaeologists made a grim discovery. https://cnn.it/4km1T83
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Love a good time loop
Groundhog Day Meaning

xkcd.com/3202/
February 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
kids wanna go to a school where the football team will make the CFB Playoff
as @amandamull.bsky.social points out, there is a pretty straightforward reason students are going south for college: it is warm. and the party scene are fun. and the schools are still pretty good. southern schools and lawmakers are also actively pitching themselves to out-of-state students.
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
love when this happens
February 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
oh so what it's a crime to go shopping now?
Crime headline of the day.
February 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
There should be more Pokémon based on elephants
February 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Omnifantasy
Alright, what are the six infinity stones of hobbies for middle aged guys?

I already:

1. birdwatch
2. Coffee and espresso machines
3. Analogue cameras

Train sets? Ham radios? What other three stones must I obtain?
February 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
It's a little upsetting that I'm pretty sure I don't have enough friends who would want to do a Pokémon VGC draft league
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 AM
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Get the image warmed up it's going to be a long year.
February 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
you will NEVER convince me that an illegal immigrant is my enemy and that a person who would do this to a child is my friend
A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I love math
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Snowed in at work, so there's nothing to do besides continue to obsess over the tiniest details of my Omnifantasy 2026 draft board.
January 31, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I'll be honest, I can think of plenty of ways in which having a ton of money might change me but I don't understand how it turns you into a pedophile.
January 31, 2026 at 6:23 PM
They're only concentration camps if they come from the Konzentration region of Germany. Otherwise they're just sparkling inhumane internment camps
January 30, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Man, this week has fucking sucked.
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 AM
working on a new Pokémon team
January 30, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Me: Don, you can't just impose a tarrif on anything that makes you mad

Don: I'm putting a 300% tarrif on Bluesky posts
January 30, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Go beast mode, if you must—but a beast of kindness, of understanding, of compassion.
January 29, 2026 at 11:21 PM