Graham Marbles
@grahammarbles.bsky.social
A more well-adjusted person than ever before
The doctors keep asking him that before exams
what is with the whole “are you ready” verbal tic lately
INGRAHAM: Is affordability a voter perception issue of the economy, or is there more that needs to be done by Republicans?
TRUMP: More than anything else, it's a con job by the Democrats. Are you ready? Costs are way down.
TRUMP: More than anything else, it's a con job by the Democrats. Are you ready? Costs are way down.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The doctors keep asking him that before exams
I’ve made something of an effort to tune my instagram reels feed to show me only the kind of absurd and dumb content that triggers the most lizard brain parts of my sense of humor
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’ve made something of an effort to tune my instagram reels feed to show me only the kind of absurd and dumb content that triggers the most lizard brain parts of my sense of humor
New POE 2 season confirmed for early December. I’m gonna be ok.
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
New POE 2 season confirmed for early December. I’m gonna be ok.
When the AI chatbot from your private health insurance company concludes negotiations with "It can only good happen"
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When the AI chatbot from your private health insurance company concludes negotiations with "It can only good happen"
I’m sure there is at least one policy professional who works at the White House and everyone knows who it is because they slip into little comas several times a day
Trump: I want the money to go into an account for people where the people buy their own insurance. They will feel like entrepreneurs. Call it Trumpcare… anything but Obamacare. Obamacare is a disaster just like he was.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’m sure there is at least one policy professional who works at the White House and everyone knows who it is because they slip into little comas several times a day
lol tack on a little extra in the payment towards your replacement transmission
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
lol tack on a little extra in the payment towards your replacement transmission
The DoorDash Wars came to a settlement declaring the most appropriate use for the cursed app is for when dads look in the pantry and realize they do not have the main ingredient to the dinner they started cooking an hour ago
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The DoorDash Wars came to a settlement declaring the most appropriate use for the cursed app is for when dads look in the pantry and realize they do not have the main ingredient to the dinner they started cooking an hour ago
Lol at least they can do a slow and cautious on-boarding with the busiest travel season of the year!
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Lol at least they can do a slow and cautious on-boarding with the busiest travel season of the year!
Republicans securing their midterm fortunes with MAGA voters by capitulating to Democrats, instead of just voting as a majority empowered by those voters, is a hell of a bet
The expanded subsidies are supported by a supermajority of Republican voters, including 57% of self-identified MAGA. More than half of all subsidy recipients live in red districts and/or red states. Congressional Republicans would have eventually caved to save their own asses in the midterms.
........and if they hadn't flinched, what's the mechanism by which those premiums still don't spike
"Republicans voted to (not) do a thing because they control the govt, then they refused to do the thing they already voted not to do, here's why that's Dems fault"
"Republicans voted to (not) do a thing because they control the govt, then they refused to do the thing they already voted not to do, here's why that's Dems fault"
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Republicans securing their midterm fortunes with MAGA voters by capitulating to Democrats, instead of just voting as a majority empowered by those voters, is a hell of a bet
Just spent 20 minutes almost dismantling my PC looking for a whining sound and it was my phone speakers playing on very low volume.
I'm doing great
I'm doing great
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Just spent 20 minutes almost dismantling my PC looking for a whining sound and it was my phone speakers playing on very low volume.
I'm doing great
I'm doing great
This is like a legendary bomb maker in his basement coming up with his final combination of ingredients, but for words
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This is like a legendary bomb maker in his basement coming up with his final combination of ingredients, but for words
If we can't politically message "Trump will actually murder Americans with famine and pestilence to get what he wants, which is money and avoiding justice for RAPING GIRLS" then fucking hang it up.
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If we can't politically message "Trump will actually murder Americans with famine and pestilence to get what he wants, which is money and avoiding justice for RAPING GIRLS" then fucking hang it up.
Ok, as far as Congress goes, Trump is consolidated and has been. Last night sucked, there is also no universe where Trump pulls back the authoritarian shit as a bonus to ACA tax credits.
Harm to SNAP recipients, federal workers, and others is real. In a normal democracy it’d make sense to prioritize reducing that harm in the short term.
In a rapidly backsliding democracy, harm is happening no matter what. Preventing authoritarian consolidation is the most harm-reducing move.
In a rapidly backsliding democracy, harm is happening no matter what. Preventing authoritarian consolidation is the most harm-reducing move.
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Ok, as far as Congress goes, Trump is consolidated and has been. Last night sucked, there is also no universe where Trump pulls back the authoritarian shit as a bonus to ACA tax credits.
I tried my best but I can’t talk myself into an irrational optimism after that display, which if any of you have followed me over time, that’s pretty bad.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I tried my best but I can’t talk myself into an irrational optimism after that display, which if any of you have followed me over time, that’s pretty bad.
I don’t want a cave but I also don’t think compelling a party that wants to, and has on population scales, starve children to DEATH and enthusiastically protects a True Detective S1 pederast cult is a sure-bet outcome
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I don’t want a cave but I also don’t think compelling a party that wants to, and has on population scales, starve children to DEATH and enthusiastically protects a True Detective S1 pederast cult is a sure-bet outcome
I think a good rule of thumb is any proposal coming out of any republican source that talks about direct cash transfers is as completely fake as DOGE checks until the treasury printers are running.
It’s exclusively to keep the hopeful bought into the scam, that one day something good will happen
It’s exclusively to keep the hopeful bought into the scam, that one day something good will happen
I would really view a WSJ piece on how the Rick Scott plan "appeared to break the logjam" with significant skepticism
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I think a good rule of thumb is any proposal coming out of any republican source that talks about direct cash transfers is as completely fake as DOGE checks until the treasury printers are running.
It’s exclusively to keep the hopeful bought into the scam, that one day something good will happen
It’s exclusively to keep the hopeful bought into the scam, that one day something good will happen
This does sound like something Fetterman would love and putting “send individuals cash money” on the house is a hell of a thing to bet your career on
"A development that appeared to break the logjam: Republicans proposed that healthcare funding be provided directly to households rather than used to pay for a 1-year extension of ACA subsidies. That involves sending federal money into FSAs instead of insurance companies" www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Republicans Pitch Alternative to ACA Extension to End Government Shutdown
A proposal by GOP senators to send money directly to consumers’ health accounts rather than to insurance companies showed signs of breaking a stalemate on negotiations.
www.wsj.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This does sound like something Fetterman would love and putting “send individuals cash money” on the house is a hell of a thing to bet your career on
Does anyone know who these supposed 8 senators are?
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Does anyone know who these supposed 8 senators are?
It seems a bit rude for Everything To Go Insane as my seasonal affective disorder kicks in
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It seems a bit rude for Everything To Go Insane as my seasonal affective disorder kicks in
I don't think you could make any of this into a movie but I would pay double to see an Ianucci take on whatever Susie Wiles has been doing this year
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I don't think you could make any of this into a movie but I would pay double to see an Ianucci take on whatever Susie Wiles has been doing this year
Larian is going to make another video game someday and we have to make it
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Larian is going to make another video game someday and we have to make it
I feel physically filthy sharing a buzzfeed link but this might be the most depressing thing I’ve seen in a very long time
www.buzzfeed.com/michaelabram...
www.buzzfeed.com/michaelabram...
People Have "Zero Sympathy" For These Eight MAGA Voters Who Are Begging Trump To Fund SNAP
"Come on Trump, snap back into shape and get us our SNAP."
www.buzzfeed.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I feel physically filthy sharing a buzzfeed link but this might be the most depressing thing I’ve seen in a very long time
www.buzzfeed.com/michaelabram...
www.buzzfeed.com/michaelabram...
The odds that Trump is going to accidentally invent single payer healthcare are zero.
This would be an HSA that would cover the cost of ivermectin and some bandaids. That’s it.
This would be an HSA that would cover the cost of ivermectin and some bandaids. That’s it.
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The odds that Trump is going to accidentally invent single payer healthcare are zero.
This would be an HSA that would cover the cost of ivermectin and some bandaids. That’s it.
This would be an HSA that would cover the cost of ivermectin and some bandaids. That’s it.
Aim high and say DHS is a den of vipers. It’s a 20 year old agency that has been turned into a dog kennel, it has no cultural arc aside from Tom Homan and Greg Bovino.
Salt the earth.
Salt the earth.
And the Admin is handing you Bovino on a silver platter to be the face of this
You absolutely want to be shifting the messaging to how BP are the ones tear gassing suburban streets for fun and that at an absolute bare minimum Bovino needs to be in a jail cell come 2029
You absolutely want to be shifting the messaging to how BP are the ones tear gassing suburban streets for fun and that at an absolute bare minimum Bovino needs to be in a jail cell come 2029
And frankly as a tactical matter, even ICE people are getting fed up with Bovino's goons squad roving around harassing random brown people and tear gassing kids at parties
Not that ICE will ever be in any tent, but it's an opportunity for cleavage in trump land that should be recognized
Not that ICE will ever be in any tent, but it's an opportunity for cleavage in trump land that should be recognized
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Aim high and say DHS is a den of vipers. It’s a 20 year old agency that has been turned into a dog kennel, it has no cultural arc aside from Tom Homan and Greg Bovino.
Salt the earth.
Salt the earth.
