Graham Marbles
@grahammarbles.bsky.social
A more well-adjusted person than ever before
I just heard a Kesha cover of a Matt Pond song so I don’t even know what’s real anymore
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I just heard a Kesha cover of a Matt Pond song so I don’t even know what’s real anymore
MTG isn't going to moderate because she's fucking insane but she could finish what Madison Cawthorn started.
🎵blackbird singin' in the dead of niiiiiight🎶
🎵blackbird singin' in the dead of niiiiiight🎶
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
MTG isn't going to moderate because she's fucking insane but she could finish what Madison Cawthorn started.
🎵blackbird singin' in the dead of niiiiiight🎶
🎵blackbird singin' in the dead of niiiiiight🎶
An um, interesting trend line over the next five or so years will be suicides among ICE agents, especially the new batch.
They may be too stupid to register what’s happening to them, but you can’t immerse your brain in pure animosity without loosening something bad inside.
They may be too stupid to register what’s happening to them, but you can’t immerse your brain in pure animosity without loosening something bad inside.
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
An um, interesting trend line over the next five or so years will be suicides among ICE agents, especially the new batch.
They may be too stupid to register what’s happening to them, but you can’t immerse your brain in pure animosity without loosening something bad inside.
They may be too stupid to register what’s happening to them, but you can’t immerse your brain in pure animosity without loosening something bad inside.
“God demands freedom” is getting close to 40k posting (laudatory)
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“God demands freedom” is getting close to 40k posting (laudatory)
This was probably a bad sign right?
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This was probably a bad sign right?
Does a war in Venezuela even get attention from normies? Do people give a shit either way?
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Does a war in Venezuela even get attention from normies? Do people give a shit either way?
Obviously tangential to Vance being a Nazi but the euro fetishizing among white fascists is always funny because it'll eventually feature someone wearing the dumbest outfit anyone has ever seen
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Obviously tangential to Vance being a Nazi but the euro fetishizing among white fascists is always funny because it'll eventually feature someone wearing the dumbest outfit anyone has ever seen
We’re up to 30 million now? Fuck it!
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We’re up to 30 million now? Fuck it!
You want to put him... in front of people?
lol ok! Yes! Do it!
lol ok! Yes! Do it!
Fox News' Brian Kilmeade: "The president is talking about doing a tour... about what he's doing to make things affordable... If you do that, they'll pass all the other turmoil. They'll look past all the negative press that pops up on the networks and legacy media. They'll say ok, my life's better."
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You want to put him... in front of people?
lol ok! Yes! Do it!
lol ok! Yes! Do it!
I'm developing a paternalistic tone with 25 year olds.
"Oh yeah? You went on a trip? All by yourself?"
"Oh yeah? You went on a trip? All by yourself?"
I know that sometimes the cultural perspective of teenagers can be distorted because it's normal for twentysomethings to play 15- and 16-year-olds on TV, but they are unmistakably children. They're not five, but they are very clearly not adults.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm developing a paternalistic tone with 25 year olds.
"Oh yeah? You went on a trip? All by yourself?"
"Oh yeah? You went on a trip? All by yourself?"
I think if you take advantage of a desperate teenager in a fucked up solicitation scheme, something worse than "doesn't get to be USAG" should happen to you
Trump’s first nominee for Attorney General of the United States
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I think if you take advantage of a desperate teenager in a fucked up solicitation scheme, something worse than "doesn't get to be USAG" should happen to you
This works because in the audience of these daywalkers are two Kinds of Guy
1. Pedophiles
2. Dads who secretly want their teen daughters to be attacked so they can shoot someone in righteous anger.
These two Kinds of Guy know each other and live in a secret, deadly dance together.
1. Pedophiles
2. Dads who secretly want their teen daughters to be attacked so they can shoot someone in righteous anger.
These two Kinds of Guy know each other and live in a secret, deadly dance together.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This works because in the audience of these daywalkers are two Kinds of Guy
1. Pedophiles
2. Dads who secretly want their teen daughters to be attacked so they can shoot someone in righteous anger.
These two Kinds of Guy know each other and live in a secret, deadly dance together.
1. Pedophiles
2. Dads who secretly want their teen daughters to be attacked so they can shoot someone in righteous anger.
These two Kinds of Guy know each other and live in a secret, deadly dance together.
The um, main point of contention about Jeffrey Epstein was indeed about "old girlfriends"
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The um, main point of contention about Jeffrey Epstein was indeed about "old girlfriends"
You’re going to have a great time next time you log in
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You’re going to have a great time next time you log in
You can feel better because “shadowy cabal” doesn’t really fit.
It’s people in their gmail app being like “What’s your weekend look like? Also, how’s the child abuse going?”
It’s people in their gmail app being like “What’s your weekend look like? Also, how’s the child abuse going?”
cannot believe I have to now hand it to the kooks who insisted the government was being run by a shadowy cabal of pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
You can feel better because “shadowy cabal” doesn’t really fit.
It’s people in their gmail app being like “What’s your weekend look like? Also, how’s the child abuse going?”
It’s people in their gmail app being like “What’s your weekend look like? Also, how’s the child abuse going?”
Good morning!
We must terrorize elite society before they drive us over a cliff of money-fueled barbarism and predation.
We must terrorize elite society before they drive us over a cliff of money-fueled barbarism and predation.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Good morning!
We must terrorize elite society before they drive us over a cliff of money-fueled barbarism and predation.
We must terrorize elite society before they drive us over a cliff of money-fueled barbarism and predation.
Holiday Stress?
How To Talk to Your Racist Uncle About Pedophiles This Thanksgiving
How To Talk to Your Racist Uncle About Pedophiles This Thanksgiving
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Holiday Stress?
How To Talk to Your Racist Uncle About Pedophiles This Thanksgiving
How To Talk to Your Racist Uncle About Pedophiles This Thanksgiving
It's entirely possible there simply are no rules anymore, that truly absolutely nothing matters.
BUT! If there are ANY rules left lmao I'd think "You don't have to fall on your sword for an elderly and unpopular pedophile" would be among the last to fall
BUT! If there are ANY rules left lmao I'd think "You don't have to fall on your sword for an elderly and unpopular pedophile" would be among the last to fall
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It's entirely possible there simply are no rules anymore, that truly absolutely nothing matters.
BUT! If there are ANY rules left lmao I'd think "You don't have to fall on your sword for an elderly and unpopular pedophile" would be among the last to fall
BUT! If there are ANY rules left lmao I'd think "You don't have to fall on your sword for an elderly and unpopular pedophile" would be among the last to fall
"Official acts" is now a euphemism you shouldn't use in polite company
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"Official acts" is now a euphemism you shouldn't use in polite company
No predictions but it feels like the core GOP needs to get serious about this because the Tucker Nazis are going to eat them alive if they don't
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
No predictions but it feels like the core GOP needs to get serious about this because the Tucker Nazis are going to eat them alive if they don't
The insane thing is the Florida real estate deal between Trump and the Russian guy has been public for a long time and if you think about that for more than a few seconds you might go stark raving mad
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The insane thing is the Florida real estate deal between Trump and the Russian guy has been public for a long time and if you think about that for more than a few seconds you might go stark raving mad
Ok I'm available to be recruited into lib qanon. just DM me when it's set up thank you
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Ok I'm available to be recruited into lib qanon. just DM me when it's set up thank you
the new HEALTH single reads very specifically as a moving tribute to the world's most prominent friendship at the moment
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
the new HEALTH single reads very specifically as a moving tribute to the world's most prominent friendship at the moment
I think we've left "Describing the reality of the situation to normies makes you sound crazy" territory into "Describing the reality of the situation to yourself makes you feel crazy."
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I think we've left "Describing the reality of the situation to normies makes you sound crazy" territory into "Describing the reality of the situation to yourself makes you feel crazy."