Jo
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Erin had her perfume stolen at school. The shock, wailing, and crying when she learned I have no intention of replacing it. Sorry kid; that ain’t no buy 3 get 3 free bath and body works ish. 😬 some lessons are hard; in December they can be harder. 😕
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Erin had her perfume stolen at school. The shock, wailing, and crying when she learned I have no intention of replacing it. Sorry kid; that ain’t no buy 3 get 3 free bath and body works ish. 😬 some lessons are hard; in December they can be harder. 😕
There’s a $314 direct flight to LHR from PDX but it doesn’t include checked luggage. I feel like this is the Primark challenge we’ve all been waiting for
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There’s a $314 direct flight to LHR from PDX but it doesn’t include checked luggage. I feel like this is the Primark challenge we’ve all been waiting for
Current mental health status: coming to you life from the Collum National Forest outside of Bellefleur
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Current mental health status: coming to you life from the Collum National Forest outside of Bellefleur
This was four days ago 😵💫offer has been accepted. So strange. No idea where we will be at Christmas- Holiday Inn, I suppose! Growing up is weird.
A time for everything, I suppose. If you’re looking in Vancouver, this is a quiet, friendly neighborhood. Father Blanchet Park a literal ball toss from the porch.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
This was four days ago 😵💫offer has been accepted. So strange. No idea where we will be at Christmas- Holiday Inn, I suppose! Growing up is weird.
Complete meltdown yesterday. E had asked to go to Hollister- fine. She’s 14 now so I try to give her space; let her go into shops alone. Condensed version, it’s been awhile so I go in Hollister looking for her, not there. Not worried- maybe in another shop? Check Life360- says she’s by the freeway
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Complete meltdown yesterday. E had asked to go to Hollister- fine. She’s 14 now so I try to give her space; let her go into shops alone. Condensed version, it’s been awhile so I go in Hollister looking for her, not there. Not worried- maybe in another shop? Check Life360- says she’s by the freeway
A time for everything, I suppose. If you’re looking in Vancouver, this is a quiet, friendly neighborhood. Father Blanchet Park a literal ball toss from the porch.
www.zillow.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
A time for everything, I suppose. If you’re looking in Vancouver, this is a quiet, friendly neighborhood. Father Blanchet Park a literal ball toss from the porch.
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Definitely seeing bird flu. Rehabbers in Oregon are NOT ALLOWED to take duck or geese per ODFW due to how contagious it is. Dove Lewis may take for euthanasia, but pls call them to confirm before handling any birds. And do NOT take inside the hospital. Staff likely to meet you outside.
PROBABLE H5N1 outbreak in Hillsboro area, multiple places are reporting sick/dying/dead geese.
DO NOT TOUCH THEM. Report any sick/dying/dead geese here.
www.dfw.state.or.us/wildlife/hea...
#h5n1 #beaverton #hillsboro #oregon
DO NOT TOUCH THEM. Report any sick/dying/dead geese here.
www.dfw.state.or.us/wildlife/hea...
#h5n1 #beaverton #hillsboro #oregon
ODFW Dead Bird Reporting
Wildlife Health - What to do if you see a dead bird
www.dfw.state.or.us
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Definitely seeing bird flu. Rehabbers in Oregon are NOT ALLOWED to take duck or geese per ODFW due to how contagious it is. Dove Lewis may take for euthanasia, but pls call them to confirm before handling any birds. And do NOT take inside the hospital. Staff likely to meet you outside.
So it *sounds* like folks will still get their SNAP 11/1. What a relief. I honestly didn’t know how our little church soup kitchen was gonna handle an influx; it’s already packed for dinner; the take home pantry & fridge food evaporates within 5 minutes each night. Not ready to breathe, but closer!
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So it *sounds* like folks will still get their SNAP 11/1. What a relief. I honestly didn’t know how our little church soup kitchen was gonna handle an influx; it’s already packed for dinner; the take home pantry & fridge food evaporates within 5 minutes each night. Not ready to breathe, but closer!
Getting to support patreons is worth skipping another indulgence like coffee or a snack, and the collective benefit is so great. This is one I love and support because it’s so dang cute and precious 🖤
hello everyone! i have a patreon account 🥹🫶 it would mean the world if you checked it out — thank you! 💛
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Getting to support patreons is worth skipping another indulgence like coffee or a snack, and the collective benefit is so great. This is one I love and support because it’s so dang cute and precious 🖤
Genealogy & DNA curious- can you help me sort something? 😂 I built a storage locker of gifted DNA kits because I’m creeped out by it, but E begged & I eventually relented.
My grandpa, who I lived with, parents immigrated from Italy. Bari region, though great gran’s fam was originally from Napoli.
My grandpa, who I lived with, parents immigrated from Italy. Bari region, though great gran’s fam was originally from Napoli.
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Genealogy & DNA curious- can you help me sort something? 😂 I built a storage locker of gifted DNA kits because I’m creeped out by it, but E begged & I eventually relented.
My grandpa, who I lived with, parents immigrated from Italy. Bari region, though great gran’s fam was originally from Napoli.
My grandpa, who I lived with, parents immigrated from Italy. Bari region, though great gran’s fam was originally from Napoli.
I spent 9 years on a landmarks commission that, amongst duties, held quasi judicial hearings re exterior changes to historic buildings/residences (incl demo). Best reference always Dept of the Interior standards. For this reason, wonton destruction of the east wing is particularly brain-exploding.
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I spent 9 years on a landmarks commission that, amongst duties, held quasi judicial hearings re exterior changes to historic buildings/residences (incl demo). Best reference always Dept of the Interior standards. For this reason, wonton destruction of the east wing is particularly brain-exploding.
Woke up to a strange sensation- “pretend” tooth and its post just floating around in my mouth. “Trauma-tober” finally comes through in the last week 😆
Why couldn’t my body-keeps-the-score month be March or something
👻🎃💀
Why couldn’t my body-keeps-the-score month be March or something
👻🎃💀
October 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Woke up to a strange sensation- “pretend” tooth and its post just floating around in my mouth. “Trauma-tober” finally comes through in the last week 😆
Why couldn’t my body-keeps-the-score month be March or something
👻🎃💀
Why couldn’t my body-keeps-the-score month be March or something
👻🎃💀
🎃 👻 Halloween tea 🫖
October 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
🎃 👻 Halloween tea 🫖
Am I the only one who gets an email or text about a “kids” deal and just gets a big ol’ sad because she isn’t wee anymore? 😆 one day you just turn around and they’re a junior adult. (Though fun fact: spaghetti factory will give you an adult size mac and cheese if you ask nicely)
October 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Am I the only one who gets an email or text about a “kids” deal and just gets a big ol’ sad because she isn’t wee anymore? 😆 one day you just turn around and they’re a junior adult. (Though fun fact: spaghetti factory will give you an adult size mac and cheese if you ask nicely)
Suddenly reminded of the time I got over my fear years later and stoically returned to the spookiest place in all of Portland, only to discover it had been torn down and replaced by very nice apartments 😂
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Suddenly reminded of the time I got over my fear years later and stoically returned to the spookiest place in all of Portland, only to discover it had been torn down and replaced by very nice apartments 😂
The beef kerfuffle hits a little too close to home because I am a beefelitist 😆 I know the sense of schadenfreude/surprise leopards eating their face is real, but if we’re going to buy beef, we still should still be purchasing beef that’s as local as we can get.
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The beef kerfuffle hits a little too close to home because I am a beefelitist 😆 I know the sense of schadenfreude/surprise leopards eating their face is real, but if we’re going to buy beef, we still should still be purchasing beef that’s as local as we can get.
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Whenever I see an eyeroll-inducing comment on a local news outlet’s social media channel, a significant amount of the time I’ve met said commenter at a chamber of commerce social function I didn’t want to to attend😆
October 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Whenever I see an eyeroll-inducing comment on a local news outlet’s social media channel, a significant amount of the time I’ve met said commenter at a chamber of commerce social function I didn’t want to to attend😆
Seeing a lot of “I’lL mAkE a CoUpLe ThAnKsGiViNg DiNnEr BaSkEts To GiVe AwAy”. People legit aren’t gonna last that long; that’s over 3 weeks without food benefits. If you can swing a little extra, straight up cash to your local food bank or soup kitchen today instead will help so many more folks.
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Seeing a lot of “I’lL mAkE a CoUpLe ThAnKsGiViNg DiNnEr BaSkEts To GiVe AwAy”. People legit aren’t gonna last that long; that’s over 3 weeks without food benefits. If you can swing a little extra, straight up cash to your local food bank or soup kitchen today instead will help so many more folks.
“I’m still hungry”
“What do you want?”
“A macaron”
…I really shouldn’t laugh, it’s ten to ten and I’m eating frozen wontons in dollar tree ramen for dinner. A macaron sounds better
“What do you want?”
“A macaron”
…I really shouldn’t laugh, it’s ten to ten and I’m eating frozen wontons in dollar tree ramen for dinner. A macaron sounds better
October 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
“I’m still hungry”
“What do you want?”
“A macaron”
…I really shouldn’t laugh, it’s ten to ten and I’m eating frozen wontons in dollar tree ramen for dinner. A macaron sounds better
“What do you want?”
“A macaron”
…I really shouldn’t laugh, it’s ten to ten and I’m eating frozen wontons in dollar tree ramen for dinner. A macaron sounds better
www.bozemandailychronicle.com/news/west-ye... this makes me sad. I’ll be mad later. I wish he didn’t resign.
West Yellowstone mayor resigns after outcry over social media posts
“I owe the town an apology. What I posted was mean and divisive. I have clearly fallen off the tracks. I have resigned from the council. Thank you and sorry
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October 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
www.bozemandailychronicle.com/news/west-ye... this makes me sad. I’ll be mad later. I wish he didn’t resign.