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Christian Dashiell
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Alternating between lament & rage at the current state of affairs. Here to chop it up about sports & HipHop.

Find my parenting (Parents & Fatherly) and cooking (Fatherly & All Things BBQ) bylines at www.ChristianDashiell.com.
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Birth of a Nation, probably.
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Bob Marley tifo by Marseille supporters.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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How are rural residents supposed to shop around for emergency care? What do they do when there's only one hospital for miles?
 
Especially when GOP Medicaid cuts are CLOSING those hospitals!
Cassidy: "If she goes and gets 2 types of shampoo & one is a dollar cheaper, she'll get the cheaper one & the other lowers their price. Once you give her the power of making the decision, she's gonna shop -- that begins to save her money and squeezes waste out of the healthcare system."
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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It's literally true. Remember when Biden called in airstrikes on the Western Kansas beef processing plants?
Brooke Rollins on the Omaha Steaks CEO saying beef prices could rise to $10/pound: "We are suffering from the last administration's literal war on cattle."
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators
It’s useful for people of my generation to be reminded that this wasn’t that long ago. Ruby Bridges isn’t just still alive—she’s only 71, not ancient!
65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Also: Utilities should be free for regular people, and paid for by massive taxes on data center owners.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Cc @efilnikufsin.bsky.social for the alt text
I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
By “meta humor” I assume he means Mark Zuckerberg thought it was funny.
JD Vance: "I don't know if you saw this media circulating on social media, but the president met the president of Syria, al-Sharaa, in the Oval Office a couple of days ago, and he asked him, 'How many wives do you have?' Heh heh heh heh heh! Haaaaaa! Amazing comedic timing."
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Thanks be to blob.
Happy Exploding Whale Day to all who celebrate.
💥💥💥🐋💥💥💥
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A football stadium full of people booed the president yesterday.
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I’m glad they reconciled with Spinderella. They don’t crossover without the “Push It” video, those posters & single/album covers after Spin joined. Also salute Play from Kid N’ Play for designing their iconic jackets & gear, the Salt N’ Pepa logo & Kid’s role in the Idol Makers/Invincibles team
Thank you Salt, Pepa and Spinderella for style, sound, fearlessness and unrelenting greatness that has done so much with and for the culture ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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They've come a long way since I wrote this story about them 30 years ago.
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.”
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
That’s a bonkers headline. Not because it’s poorly written. But because this administration is literally like “EMERGENCY! WE ARE BEING FORCED AGAINST OUR WILL TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE DON’T STARVE.”
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It’s like watching Darth Vader give a speech without his mask on.
TRUMP: Bobby, you haven't changed your view on Tylenol for women that are pregnant?

RFK Jr: No

TRUMP: Because there's been false reports

RFK Jr: I'm not gonna change until the science changes
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM