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Jo
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Breaking in a new crew would’ve been exhausting. They would be shocked and fearful by your soda crushing hands
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We were just talking about vintage red reindeer today!
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I took erin to her first one last year and the look on her face 🤣 priceless. Asked when we can do it again. Wish the arson was more than an annual tradition, alas…
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
City council has a float in our Christmas parade but last night I asked Michael if he’d be offended if I went back to JC for Jul goat instead of joining him or hanging around 🤣
Turns out erin has debates in Silverton that day and I’ll probably miss it- but I’m definitely still gonna try 🔥🐐
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I have been thinking about this cranberry meringue for hours now 😂
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Well, Gillian Anderson is still pretty 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Posters about being on the lookout for kid trafficking). A repeated argument theme is while she has a phone, E never uses it to reach out as asked (text me where you’ll be, ask first, etc). This time I lost my 💩 completely. Screamed from Woodburn to Salem. She could’ve been a Dateline episode. 😭
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The app isn’t perfect so I don’t panic. I text asking where she is; I’m still outside Hollister. She says she’s at the car at the far end of the parking lot- so yes, alone by the freeway. I hurry out there- kind strangers keeping an eye on her, they move along when I arrive (place is filled w/
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Best news!!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Glad to see you posting from this side! If I can do anything for you at all, please message!!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
🤤 looks perfect 🤩
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m just catching up- hope everything goes well today!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
That’s not really fair- I’ll always give a different noodle a shot *just to see*. I do it constantly. If I wasn’t married I would feel terribly seen right now 😂
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’m sorry to hear this, but I’m glad you at least have a scan on the books. Hope Tuesday gets here soon. 🖤
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I had a dream last night about Sally (I assume due to this post). She was wrangling a den of beavers. 🦫 quite the boss.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM