Tart Attack
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he/him | posting laffs and japes without thinking too much about it | movie takes zone: https://letterboxd.com/SaltLiquor/
pfp: Aert Schouman black cockatoo | banner: Walter Crane illustration of Beauty and the Beast
pfp: Aert Schouman black cockatoo | banner: Walter Crane illustration of Beauty and the Beast
Resuming my VOTOMS anime journey with the Armor Hunter Mellowlink OVA and it seems amazingly pure: every episode is about this dude hunting down an evil guy and killing him. That's the show. He dramatically swipes lines of blood across his face every ep too. All action, no distraction
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Resuming my VOTOMS anime journey with the Armor Hunter Mellowlink OVA and it seems amazingly pure: every episode is about this dude hunting down an evil guy and killing him. That's the show. He dramatically swipes lines of blood across his face every ep too. All action, no distraction
Liam Neeson slop becoming so listless that Netflix promo is just him poking the ground with a stick and being unhappy about it
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Liam Neeson slop becoming so listless that Netflix promo is just him poking the ground with a stick and being unhappy about it
watching this now as a palate cleanser to end my spooky October strong. have a great Halloween night y'all!
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
watching this now as a palate cleanser to end my spooky October strong. have a great Halloween night y'all!
watched. sucked. suggesting a concept is not enough, you need to actually show us the interesting part
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
watched. sucked. suggesting a concept is not enough, you need to actually show us the interesting part
watching. holy fuck the depictions of mass shootings are vivid, I am surprised this movie is not talked about more in our insane age
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching. holy fuck the depictions of mass shootings are vivid, I am surprised this movie is not talked about more in our insane age
watching. always room for more Vincent Price in my Octobers
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
watching. always room for more Vincent Price in my Octobers
watching. I can already tell they should have just made the rad Persian wizard horror movie they open with instead of the modern day thing we're going to transition to
October 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
watching. I can already tell they should have just made the rad Persian wizard horror movie they open with instead of the modern day thing we're going to transition to
watched. for a legendary flop and production disaster, this is a very enjoyable flick. and how for much of an asshole he was reported to be on set, Val Kilmer is very funny almost every moment he's on screen
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
watched. for a legendary flop and production disaster, this is a very enjoyable flick. and how for much of an asshole he was reported to be on set, Val Kilmer is very funny almost every moment he's on screen
watching. cinematography already kicks ass
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
watching. cinematography already kicks ass
watching, man the way people are dressed in the boardwalk opening is a magical time capsule
October 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
watching, man the way people are dressed in the boardwalk opening is a magical time capsule
watched. didn't really go anywhere cool, but streamers are funny targets to poke fun at
October 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
watched. didn't really go anywhere cool, but streamers are funny targets to poke fun at
watching. already enjoying the unique decision to deliver exposition through gospel song lyrics
October 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
watching. already enjoying the unique decision to deliver exposition through gospel song lyrics
watched. what the fuck was that (derogatory)
October 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
watched. what the fuck was that (derogatory)
watching. this is the pettiest of gripes but don't ever insert your company's new logo in a rerelease of an old film, leave the production logos exactly as they were
October 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
watching. this is the pettiest of gripes but don't ever insert your company's new logo in a rerelease of an old film, leave the production logos exactly as they were
watched, unfortunately
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
watched, unfortunately
watched. okay that was EXTREMELY good, and extremely foreboding at all times. now gonna sleep completely normal tonight, thank you
October 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
watched. okay that was EXTREMELY good, and extremely foreboding at all times. now gonna sleep completely normal tonight, thank you
watching, the entire hair segment is hysterical, from Stacy Keach envying a long-haired dog to David Warner cooing to his insecure ass about the "primal power" of hair and lookling like a "stallion"
October 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
watching, the entire hair segment is hysterical, from Stacy Keach envying a long-haired dog to David Warner cooing to his insecure ass about the "primal power" of hair and lookling like a "stallion"
watching, it's fascinating how "TV movie" used to be a very distinct aesthetic
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
watching, it's fascinating how "TV movie" used to be a very distinct aesthetic
watching. if Chopping Mall was good then killer robots in 2078 can only be even better
October 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
watching. if Chopping Mall was good then killer robots in 2078 can only be even better
watched. clearly a film made by people who deeply love their horror movie beats, because it messily tosses in every one they could think of
October 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
watched. clearly a film made by people who deeply love their horror movie beats, because it messily tosses in every one they could think of
damn alright I'll be cautious, settle
October 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
damn alright I'll be cautious, settle
watching. I'm going right back into the "probably isn't good based on reviews" trial chamber, but with the hope of Tony Todd's beautiful voice to carry me through
October 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
watching. I'm going right back into the "probably isn't good based on reviews" trial chamber, but with the hope of Tony Todd's beautiful voice to carry me through
watched, needed way more reptiles per minute
October 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
watched, needed way more reptiles per minute
FUCK yes, GOT my cheevo! Silksong bested!
October 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
FUCK yes, GOT my cheevo! Silksong bested!